Eliot Spitzer: “You’re Going To Think I’m Crazy, But…”

1 day, 2 thumbs, 3 prosties

Here’s an excerpt and a claim from Peter Elkind’s “Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer,” that may or may not be real but I want to be true more than I’ve ever wanted anything in this world. Especially the quotes. Please let these be exact quotes.

“On one occasion, George Fox had booked an appointment in the late morning at the Mark Hotel, on the Upper East Side, just five minutes’ walk from the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As usual, he paid the girl in cash – about $1,200 an hour. Not long after it was over, he called (the booker) back, wanting to see a second escort. ‘Who else is around?’ he asked. (the booker) made the arrangements.

Then, late that afternoon, (Spitzer) called again.

‘You’re going to think I’m crazy,’ he began. ‘But can you send somebody else right now?’

He wanted a third girl? The booker chuckled: “You must be Superman! The man of steel!” (The booker) found him another girl. It wasn’t even dark yet.”

Superman Spitzer Bedded Three Hookers In One Day: Book Claim [NYP]

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62 Responses to “Eliot Spitzer: “You’re Going To Think I’m Crazy, But…””

  1. Seedy Gonzales more like it.

  2. that little blue blue pill is one hellava drug!

    -rick james

  3. The Steamroller must have had that 4+ hour thing going on. That Thing they warn you about in the TV ads….

  4. Anonymous says:

    @3 you mean a clue?

  5. Tiger woods says:

    This guy has real issues.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I’m sorry but whats wrong with 3 prosties in a day?

  7. TW says:

    I see nothing that interesting here. Holla,

    -Tiger Woods

  8. Anonymous says:

    @6 who said anything was wrong with it?

  9. ummm says:

    This turd should be in jail. he is a sleazy criminal. I just do not understand why he has not been arrested.

    keep up the good work Bess. This clown should never be allowed to think we forgot about his penis.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I hear Kouwe does the same thing with Mrs. Palmerson and her 5 daughters.

  11. Bubba says:

    Good thing he didnt smoke cigars or this could have gotten ugly.

  12. When I’m done with you, it will smell like Berlin after the war.

  13. Anonymous says:

    @12 nice work

  14. Anonymous says:

    Momma always said “3 prosties a day keeps the doctor away.”

    -guy with a mother who says things

  15. Bess Levin says:

    @9 Thanks but I put this up for two reasons only– hilarious dialogue and an excuse to work in a reference to The Ref in tags. I don’t give a fuck what he does with his penis either way, so long as it’s amusing me.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I haven’t even let him clue goo on me three times for the past decade combined.

    -Silda Spitzer

  17. Anonymous says:

    Bess, you want the Spitz-Penis to amuse you?

  18. Anonymous says:


    English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

  19. Anonymous says:

    @16 Hardly Boys reference FTW

  20. Anonymous says:

    This man is amazing, a true Bro-King.

  21. @9 says:

    The Ref is just great… love that reference.

    I guess Eliiot is

    Once, twice, 3 times a lady…

  22. Anal_yst says:

    So, if I’m getting this right, Bernie < J. Epstein < Spitzer?

  23. jesse james says:

    Atta boy, spitz!

    Jesse James

  24. Anonymous says:

    @19, there’s no reference there.

    -Chet Morton

  25. Anonymous says:

    If anybody has a chance, its Justin Bieber.

  26. Braverman says:

    @6 Three whores concurrently is okay. Three whores consecutively sounds more like a coke bender.

  27. Braverman says:

    @18 Say what again, motherfucker.

  28. Braverman says:

    @18 sorry, I meant @22

    Way to fuck up a beautiful cultural reference.

  29. Anonymous says:


  30. Anonymous says:

    @29 hang your head in shame.

    I forgive you.


  31. Anonymous says:

    Did the hookers also vajazzle his tie?

  32. anon says:

    I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are … and did you learn anything?”

  33. @33 missed an open quote says:

    Ha ha.

  34. “You don’t understand,” Cuomo finally declared, his voice quavering with emotion. “He’s unfit to be governor. He’s a bad man.”

    I don’t know, I just expected something much, much more eloquent from Cuomo, even if he was quavering.

  35. Jonah Gibson says:

    Hat trick! Elliot and Tiger are going to get philandering on the short list of new Olympic Sports.

  36. Wutang Financial says:

    @4 he has a raging clue right now

  37. Guest says:

    Did he take this one as a vacation day, or did he steal from the taxpayers too?

    Also, here’s hoping he at least changed his socks.

  38. anonymous says:

    the more hoes you be notchin, the better a president you are. spitzer ’12.

  39. Fixed Income says:

    Fucking three different hookers in the same day wearing nothing but 3 different pairs of black socks is the new killing it.

    – Fixed Income

  40. Doh! says:

    … So (the booker) decides to play a little joke on Spitz, and sends over…

    …Barney Frank.

  41. Doh! says:

    12 – where the hell did you come up with that line?? AWESOME.

  42. French guy says:

    You americans are really a question mark. If someone had no sex at all, you would be saying bad stuff, if someone is having too much, he is an addicted, so there is a right number of times to get laid ? Go get laid(more than once per year) and stop worrying about other people lives, you bunch of gossip girls.

  43. anon says:

    12 – Awesome!!!

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