1 day, 2 thumbs, 3 prosties

Here’s an excerpt and a claim from Peter Elkind’s “Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer,” that may or may not be real but I want to be true more than I’ve ever wanted anything in this world. Especially the quotes. Please let these be exact quotes.

“On one occasion, George Fox had booked an appointment in the late morning at the Mark Hotel, on the Upper East Side, just five minutes’ walk from the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As usual, he paid the girl in cash – about $1,200 an hour. Not long after it was over, he called (the booker) back, wanting to see a second escort. ‘Who else is around?’ he asked. (the booker) made the arrangements.

Then, late that afternoon, (Spitzer) called again.

‘You’re going to think I’m crazy,’ he began. ‘But can you send somebody else right now?’

He wanted a third girl? The booker chuckled: “You must be Superman! The man of steel!” (The booker) found him another girl. It wasn’t even dark yet.”

Superman Spitzer Bedded Three Hookers In One Day: Book Claim [NYP]

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  1. Posted by volatilitysmile | April 15, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    Seedy Gonzales more like it.

  2. Posted by Investorcluzo | April 15, 2010 at 12:50 PM

    that little blue blue pill is one hellava drug!

    -rick james

  3. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 15, 2010 at 12:51 PM

    The Steamroller must have had that 4+ hour thing going on. That Thing they warn you about in the TV ads….

  4. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 12:54 PM

    @3 you mean a clue?

  5. Posted by Tiger woods | April 15, 2010 at 12:56 PM

    This guy has real issues.

  6. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    I’m sorry but whats wrong with 3 prosties in a day?

  7. Posted by TW | April 15, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    I see nothing that interesting here. Holla,

    -Tiger Woods

  8. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    @6 who said anything was wrong with it?

  9. Posted by ummm | April 15, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    This turd should be in jail. he is a sleazy criminal. I just do not understand why he has not been arrested.

    keep up the good work Bess. This clown should never be allowed to think we forgot about his penis.

  10. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    I hear Kouwe does the same thing with Mrs. Palmerson and her 5 daughters.

  11. Posted by Bubba | April 15, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Good thing he didnt smoke cigars or this could have gotten ugly.

  12. Posted by Eliot Spitzer's Penis | April 15, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    When I’m done with you, it will smell like Berlin after the war.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    @12 nice work

  14. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    Momma always said “3 prosties a day keeps the doctor away.”

    -guy with a mother who says things

  15. Posted by Bess Levin | April 15, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    @9 Thanks but I put this up for two reasons only– hilarious dialogue and an excuse to work in a reference to The Ref in tags. I don’t give a fuck what he does with his penis either way, so long as it’s amusing me.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    I haven’t even let him clue goo on me three times for the past decade combined.

    -Silda Spitzer

  17. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    Bess, you want the Spitz-Penis to amuse you?

  18. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    @16/@Silda

    English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

  19. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:15 PM

    @16 Hardly Boys reference FTW

  20. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    This man is amazing, a true Bro-King.

  21. Posted by @9 | April 15, 2010 at 1:31 PM

    The Ref is just great… love that reference.

    I guess Eliiot is

    Once, twice, 3 times a lady…

  22. Posted by american bandersnatch | April 15, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    @18 – What?

  23. Posted by Anal_yst | April 15, 2010 at 1:37 PM

    So, if I’m getting this right, Bernie < J. Epstein < Spitzer?

  24. Posted by jesse james | April 15, 2010 at 1:38 PM

    Atta boy, spitz!

    Jesse James

  25. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:42 PM

    @19, there’s no reference there.

    -Chet Morton

  26. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:44 PM

    If anybody has a chance, its Justin Bieber.

  27. Posted by Braverman | April 15, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    @6 Three whores concurrently is okay. Three whores consecutively sounds more like a coke bender.

  28. Posted by Braverman | April 15, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    @18 Say what again, motherfucker.

  29. Posted by Braverman | April 15, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    @18 sorry, I meant @22

    Way to fuck up a beautiful cultural reference.

  30. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    Huh?

  31. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 1:55 PM

    @29 hang your head in shame.

    I forgive you.

    -18

  32. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    Did the hookers also vajazzle his tie?

  33. Posted by anon | April 15, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are … and did you learn anything?”
 


  34. Posted by Anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 2:05 PM
  35. Posted by @33 missed an open quote | April 15, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    Ha ha.

  36. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | April 15, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    “You don’t understand,” Cuomo finally declared, his voice quavering with emotion. “He’s unfit to be governor. He’s a bad man.”

    I don’t know, I just expected something much, much more eloquent from Cuomo, even if he was quavering.

  37. Posted by Jonah Gibson | April 15, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    Hat trick! Elliot and Tiger are going to get philandering on the short list of new Olympic Sports.

  38. Posted by Wutang Financial | April 15, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    @4 he has a raging clue right now

  39. Posted by Guest | April 15, 2010 at 2:41 PM

    Did he take this one as a vacation day, or did he steal from the taxpayers too?

    Also, here’s hoping he at least changed his socks.

  40. Posted by anonymous | April 15, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    the more hoes you be notchin, the better a president you are. spitzer ’12.

  41. Posted by Fixed Income | April 15, 2010 at 11:07 PM

    Fucking three different hookers in the same day wearing nothing but 3 different pairs of black socks is the new killing it.

    – Fixed Income

  42. Posted by Doh! | April 16, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    … So (the booker) decides to play a little joke on Spitz, and sends over…

    …Barney Frank.

  43. Posted by Doh! | April 16, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    12 – where the hell did you come up with that line?? AWESOME.

  44. Posted by French guy | April 19, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    You americans are really a question mark. If someone had no sex at all, you would be saying bad stuff, if someone is having too much, he is an addicted, so there is a right number of times to get laid ? Go get laid(more than once per year) and stop worrying about other people lives, you bunch of gossip girls.

  45. Posted by anon | April 19, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    12 – Awesome!!!

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