1 day, 2 thumbs, 3 prosties
Here’s an excerpt and a claim from Peter Elkind’s “Rough Justice: The Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer,” that may or may not be real but I want to be true more than I’ve ever wanted anything in this world. Especially the quotes. Please let these be exact quotes.
“On one occasion, George Fox had booked an appointment in the late morning at the Mark Hotel, on the Upper East Side, just five minutes’ walk from the Metropolitan Museum of Art. As usual, he paid the girl in cash – about $1,200 an hour. Not long after it was over, he called (the booker) back, wanting to see a second escort. ‘Who else is around?’ he asked. (the booker) made the arrangements.
Then, late that afternoon, (Spitzer) called again.
‘You’re going to think I’m crazy,’ he began. ‘But can you send somebody else right now?’
He wanted a third girl? The booker chuckled: “You must be Superman! The man of steel!” (The booker) found him another girl. It wasn’t even dark yet.”
Superman Spitzer Bedded Three Hookers In One Day: Book Claim [NYP]
Seedy Gonzales more like it.
that little blue blue pill is one hellava drug!
-rick james
The Steamroller must have had that 4+ hour thing going on. That Thing they warn you about in the TV ads….
@3 you mean a clue?
This guy has real issues.
I’m sorry but whats wrong with 3 prosties in a day?
I see nothing that interesting here. Holla,
-Tiger Woods
@6 who said anything was wrong with it?
This turd should be in jail. he is a sleazy criminal. I just do not understand why he has not been arrested.
keep up the good work Bess. This clown should never be allowed to think we forgot about his penis.
I hear Kouwe does the same thing with Mrs. Palmerson and her 5 daughters.
Good thing he didnt smoke cigars or this could have gotten ugly.
When I’m done with you, it will smell like Berlin after the war.
@12 nice work
Momma always said “3 prosties a day keeps the doctor away.”
-guy with a mother who says things
@9 Thanks but I put this up for two reasons only– hilarious dialogue and an excuse to work in a reference to The Ref in tags. I don’t give a fuck what he does with his penis either way, so long as it’s amusing me.
I haven’t even let him clue goo on me three times for the past decade combined.
-Silda Spitzer
Bess, you want the Spitz-Penis to amuse you?
@16/@Silda
English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
@16 Hardly Boys reference FTW
This man is amazing, a true Bro-King.
The Ref is just great… love that reference.
I guess Eliiot is
Once, twice, 3 times a lady…
@18 – What?
So, if I’m getting this right, Bernie < J. Epstein < Spitzer?
Atta boy, spitz!
Jesse James
@19, there’s no reference there.
-Chet Morton
If anybody has a chance, its Justin Bieber.
@6 Three whores concurrently is okay. Three whores consecutively sounds more like a coke bender.
@18 Say what again, motherfucker.
@18 sorry, I meant @22
Way to fuck up a beautiful cultural reference.
Huh?
@29 hang your head in shame.
I forgive you.
-18
Did the hookers also vajazzle his tie?
I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are … and did you learn anything?”
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1932173
Ha ha.
“You don’t understand,” Cuomo finally declared, his voice quavering with emotion. “He’s unfit to be governor. He’s a bad man.”
I don’t know, I just expected something much, much more eloquent from Cuomo, even if he was quavering.
Hat trick! Elliot and Tiger are going to get philandering on the short list of new Olympic Sports.
@4 he has a raging clue right now
Did he take this one as a vacation day, or did he steal from the taxpayers too?
Also, here’s hoping he at least changed his socks.
the more hoes you be notchin, the better a president you are. spitzer ’12.
Fucking three different hookers in the same day wearing nothing but 3 different pairs of black socks is the new killing it.
– Fixed Income
… So (the booker) decides to play a little joke on Spitz, and sends over…
…Barney Frank.
12 – where the hell did you come up with that line?? AWESOME.
You americans are really a question mark. If someone had no sex at all, you would be saying bad stuff, if someone is having too much, he is an addicted, so there is a right number of times to get laid ? Go get laid(more than once per year) and stop worrying about other people lives, you bunch of gossip girls.
12 – Awesome!!!
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