When you’re the wife of a wealthy/powerful/prominent man, you have to be ever vigilant to follow the rules. You have to act a certain way, dress, a certain way, think a certain way. You don’t want to do anything that would potentially embarrass your husband and/or cause trouble for him professionally. For the most part, you have to be boring, at least to the naked eye. There are lots of women who get in line with this reality, figuring it’s the price they’ve paid. Not Phil Falcone’s leading lady, Lisa Marie. She marches to the beat of her own drum, gets out there and says, here I am, world, out of the box fashions and all! And I’m going to dance on this table and not give a baker’s fuck what you or anyone else thinks of me!

Lisa Maria Falcone had as much fun as anyone at the after-party for “Mother & Child,” which she produced, on the High Line, which she and her husband, billionaire hedge-funder Philip Falcone, helped turn into a park. Lisa was beaming atop a banquette and dancing with Kerry Washington.

She did, however, tone things down a bit, sartorially speaking. The outfit you’re taking a gander at right now is her “demure” look. Sometimes you have to conform, just an inch. Last night was not the night to bring this to the table.

Lisa Marie Falcone Hosts A Wild Night [NYP]

Comments (35)

  1. Posted by FinkNottle | April 29, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    Bess, would you indulge us and add “ball handling” to the tag list?

  2. Posted by guest | April 29, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    Bess, you get me.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    she looks good for 68

  4. Posted by guest | April 29, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    Little Phil: What the fuck are you doing?
    Little Phil’s wife: Go away, Phil, you’re embarrassing me.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 12:33 PM

    whunt

  6. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    That dress doesn’t leave much to the imagination!

  7. Posted by CoveredLong | April 29, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    @3 – She looks good for 69 too.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    You look like a busted Daytona stripper in that shit

  9. Posted by Investorcluzo | April 29, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    look around, everywhere you turn in heartache…you’re a superstar, yes, that’s what you are, you know it!

    oh, she is special…call me.
    -tiger

  10. Posted by guest | April 29, 2010 at 12:52 PM

    Naughty falcone.

  11. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    She also dresses like no one’s watching.

    Girl, past your sell by date; dress your age.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    @8…she looks like she shoplifted that shit from fashion bug…

  13. Posted by wow | April 29, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    She’s like the Heidi Montag of the hedge fund set

  14. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 12:59 PM

    I lover this chick, she is so out there, so looks like she belongs at the Adult Video Awards show in Vegas….

  15. Posted by Fashion Over Function | April 29, 2010 at 1:02 PM
  16. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    She can suck a bowling ball through a drinking straw

  17. Posted by Harv | April 29, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    I wonder who her “prime broker” is.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 1:21 PM

    that ass never gets old.

    uh, i take that back.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    What exactly is a “baker’s fuck”? Is that anything like the “roll her in flour and go for the wet spot” move?

  20. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    She needs a tramp stamp. Then she would be perfect.
    Jessey James

  21. Posted by Buster | April 29, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    I was looking for “Mother Boy” and accidentally showed up at this event…

  22. Posted by Kenny Powers | April 29, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    Honey, I love you, but your dress like a dickhead.

  23. Posted by Kenny Powers | April 29, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    Honey, I love you, but you dress like a dickhead.

  24. Posted by Kenny Powers | April 29, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    I meant “you”

    @22 fail.

  25. Posted by american bandersnatch | April 29, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    She’s not great looking but she is hot.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    once a hooker always a hooker!
    money can’t erase the past.

  27. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    love the pose. ghetto whore sexy.

  28. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    @26 = F. Scott Fitzgerald

  29. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    She is Dirty, and I mean that in a good way.

  30. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    “If I teach my kids to be casual, then fashion will die.”
    Lisa Falcone
    http://nymag.com/nymetro/shopping/fashion/columns/look/15109/
    I love this crazy bitc#

  31. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    Let this be a caution to you all. When your super hot, ex-prostie wife asks you what to wear to an event do not reply “surprise me.”

  32. Posted by Anonymous | April 29, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    She could drop another 5-10 lbs.

    - Anorexic

  33. Posted by Anonymous | April 30, 2010 at 7:40 AM

    Those “wings” make her look like the “Woman from Atlantis”

    I wonder how fast she swims…

  34. Posted by the jackal | April 30, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    stop hat’ing on ms. falcone. she’s always welcome to work in my corners.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | May 1, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    who’s the hotter puerto rican, lisa marie or alex garcia cohen?

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