When you’re the wife of a wealthy/powerful/prominent man, you have to be ever vigilant to follow the rules. You have to act a certain way, dress, a certain way, think a certain way. You don’t want to do anything that would potentially embarrass your husband and/or cause trouble for him professionally. For the most part, you have to be boring, at least to the naked eye. There are lots of women who get in line with this reality, figuring it’s the price they’ve paid. Not Phil Falcone’s leading lady, Lisa Marie. She marches to the beat of her own drum, gets out there and says, here I am, world, out of the box fashions and all! And I’m going to dance on this table and not give a baker’s fuck what you or anyone else thinks of me!
Lisa Maria Falcone had as much fun as anyone at the after-party for “Mother & Child,” which she produced, on the High Line, which she and her husband, billionaire hedge-funder Philip Falcone, helped turn into a park. Lisa was beaming atop a banquette and dancing with Kerry Washington.
She did, however, tone things down a bit, sartorially speaking. The outfit you’re taking a gander at right now is her “demure” look. Sometimes you have to conform, just an inch. Last night was not the night to bring this to the table.
Bess, would you indulge us and add “ball handling” to the tag list?
Bess, you get me.
she looks good for 68
Little Phil: What the fuck are you doing?
Little Phil’s wife: Go away, Phil, you’re embarrassing me.
whunt
That dress doesn’t leave much to the imagination!
@3 – She looks good for 69 too.
You look like a busted Daytona stripper in that shit
look around, everywhere you turn in heartache…you’re a superstar, yes, that’s what you are, you know it!
oh, she is special…call me.
-tiger
Naughty falcone.
She also dresses like no one’s watching.
Girl, past your sell by date; dress your age.
@8…she looks like she shoplifted that shit from fashion bug…
She’s like the Heidi Montag of the hedge fund set
I lover this chick, she is so out there, so looks like she belongs at the Adult Video Awards show in Vegas….
How do we get back to here? http://media.thestate.com/smedia/2009/09/15/08/316-Film_Toronto_Festival_Mother_and_Child.standalone.prod_affiliate.74.JPG
She can suck a bowling ball through a drinking straw
I wonder who her “prime broker” is.
that ass never gets old.
uh, i take that back.
What exactly is a “baker’s fuck”? Is that anything like the “roll her in flour and go for the wet spot” move?
She needs a tramp stamp. Then she would be perfect.
Jessey James
I was looking for “Mother Boy” and accidentally showed up at this event…
Honey, I love you, but your dress like a dickhead.
Honey, I love you, but you dress like a dickhead.
I meant “you”
@22 fail.
She’s not great looking but she is hot.
once a hooker always a hooker!
money can’t erase the past.
love the pose. ghetto whore sexy.
@26 = F. Scott Fitzgerald
She is Dirty, and I mean that in a good way.
“If I teach my kids to be casual, then fashion will die.”
Lisa Falcone
http://nymag.com/nymetro/shopping/fashion/columns/look/15109/
I love this crazy bitc#
Let this be a caution to you all. When your super hot, ex-prostie wife asks you what to wear to an event do not reply “surprise me.”
She could drop another 5-10 lbs.
- Anorexic
Those “wings” make her look like the “Woman from Atlantis”
I wonder how fast she swims…
stop hat’ing on ms. falcone. she’s always welcome to work in my corners.
who’s the hotter puerto rican, lisa marie or alex garcia cohen?