As previously mentioned, Ashley Dupré has a spread (and the cover) in the latest issue of Playboy. The Village Voice‘s Foster Kamer obtained some shots from the mag, and we’ve placed a couple after the jump. Why? Not for gratuitous nudity of course but because one of the questions constantly raised when we speak of the noted hooker fucker’s time with AD is “$2,000?” Really? According to the lady of the hour, she’s worth every penny, being “very good” at fornicating. Unfortunately, to date, no one’s stepped up to the plate to verify that claim. Leaving us no other choice than to evaluate whether or not she’s worth 2 g’s a pop than on the basis of a) her rack and b) willingness to stick stuff (for instance, a whip) in her mouth. (And though it should go without saying but since some of you are special: NSFW. Unless you work at, like a bondage wholesaler, or a boob factory, in which case, proceed.)
A classic butterface.
Nice napkins.
Nice tits.
V for vajazzle.
Those are old and fake.
- guy who used to say those tit’s will never get old.
those t*ts will never get old…you really get us bessy!
She has a blue vagina?
-Forehead slapper
Agreed at @1. Don’t trust Playboys airbrushing. She was on Howard Stern and the pics of her there with a simple digital camera show that she isn’t spectacular.
Noted hooker fucker – cha ching!
This is the third entry on Dealbreaker that has made me jerk off.
@8 was monday’s to the trashed credit suisse cubicle I hope?
Does she have instructions tatooed above her vajayjay? Or maybe a saftey warning — Slippery when wet? Abandon hope all ye who enter?
Why spend 2Gs when it is available for free every Thursday night in Hoboken?
skeet skeet skeet
I am so happy right now
Thats my fucking coat you whore.
@10 it’s says “Tutela Valui,” which is Latin for “wrong side”
Can’t tell if they are built for speed or for comfort
I wonder if I can fuck her and get myself out of this damn office…
@10-13…i don’t know ALL OF YOU FTW! I’m fucking falling out of my chair.
too much JO, couldn’t C
She has the body of Mrs. Loeb.
She is not really my type.
-Dennis Kneale
@15/Bess — you sure about that translation? I thought it was “this side up” — she’s a big missionary fan.
10
@20 wrong, loeb’s wife as no tits.
Bess – please confirm since you or VV edited it:
1) Landing strip
2) V cut
3) Planet of the apes
4) Buckwheat leg locked
5) Pastrami flaps (and I’m talking thick Katz’s style)
BL@15 I don’t know which I want to fuck more, your V or your brain.
@24 6) wizard sleeves
Is that real fur?
@27 — can’t tell, it’s blocked by a blue V
Blue vaginas are very rare.
-Porker Stansberry
@22 Mulge hircum. Mater Bess semper certa est.
-keeping Latin alive on DealBreaker
@28 caused me to laugh out loud and then the #2 oil traders over there stared at me.
@1 – 100%. I cannot believe people would pay for her at all. There are a tonn better out there (as per CNBC special).
Just damn!
I go out for a few hours and look what I missed!!!!
Perhaps the tat translates to ‘A Whale’s Vagina’
@24 that is fucking gold.
@34 — looks too long to be “San Diego”
Its so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APAySMepRm8&feature=player_embedded
@8 – you are either too discerning, or not an avid DB reader / master baiter.
Kouwe: ‘uh Bess, can we, uh, segue this into a second post about Matthew Fox? According to my women’s intuition, tons of DB readers often wonder what it would be like to be shipwrecked on a deserted island alone with Matty Fox!!’
Bess: ‘Go blow a Godzilla, you shitwad….’
all the photos are here:
NSFW – http://animalnewyork.com/2010/04/ashley-dupres-playboy-photos/
@ 39 – Kouwe: ‘uh Bess, the only thing I have left is my journalistic integrity…” Bess: (interrupts him) ‘Shurrrup and find me some Avatar meets L&O SVU pictures. I said NOW!’
i think she’s one of those girls that looked better dressed than nude.
i wouldn’t pay 2Gs for banging… unless we can get a midget or a donkey involved in the whole story.
The girls all get prettier at closing time.
valui = 1st person singular, perfect indicative active of “valere” (to be healthy/well/strong)
tutela = nominative or ablative singular of “tutela” (guardianship or protector, as context dictates)
Thus, if tutela is indeed ablative, the sentence could be tranlated:
“I have been well thanks to/because of/by means of my protector.”
Again, context would dictate the precise meaning, but there is no context here. I have supplied “my” in order for the sentence to make a little more sense in English.
Carry on.
Her box looks like a Double D and I bet it tastes like one.
Elliot is such a KFC eater.
@44,
Thanks Robert Langdon.
Let me unobfuscate your astutute translation for the layman. The Latin phrase reads in colloquial terms the following:
“My pimp Willy looks out for me.”
-Big Willy
@44 please see comment #30.
@46 – noooooooo! Bu then I thought for the longes time that ‘caveat emptor’ translates into ‘empty cavity’, so…
@24 – based on the link #40 provided, looks like thick pepperoni wedges. Something looks off. But then again, I don’t spend my days staring at twats.
@9 Bess FTW
Sadly, I’ve paid more for less. Just sayin’.
could be vaguely translated as ‘safe as protected’ or ‘protection makes me/us safe’ – the later obv. a wink to ES and his ilk’s ways.
I have been called in on several of these questions and out of respect for Bess will not charge for my service this time-
Translation- “Sell by 2/22/08″
@49 i do!!!
I heard she sold the space and there is an ad there for the Sham Wow.
I would pay her no more than $510 to finger my ass for half an hour.
@51, i knew a guy – ex BearSterns – who went to Tens, on 19th street and 5th ave, and spent USD4K on 2 30min sessions in the champagne room with a siberian stripper. unfortunately, he was drunk that night and barely remembers flashes of the girl stripping.
to people like that, 2Gs is a bargain.
@57 seriously you need new friends
but so do i, whats this guys doing tonight?
- guy who drinks too much, likes strippers and never pays or remembers things.
airbrush….there is a nasty photo of her on jersey shore last year where those tits are a drooping way lower than these….with a bikini top
@59 she is a whore. Actually a fucking dirty whore. Of course her tits droop, i’m sure her pussy stinks like central park during the PR parade. Her ass is dirty and i’m sure she has herpes. On the other hand, I hear she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and totally hates war.
maybe she ca nbecome miss Nebraska
having now “studied” the pics (hat tip @40), I have to say: “airbrushing is a powerful drug!” call me crazy, but does she look like snooky in the [11-med/] pic? someone back me up on this one…
I have bigger titties
- Blarney Fwank
I’d hit it and quit it
http://ns4w.org/media/251/Ashley_Dupre_-_Playboy_Shoot_-_May_2010/
I wish you could airbrush real life…
Anybody know when her new release is coming out?
I hereby nominate @66 for comment of the day.
ho.lee.shit – bess, appreciate the NSFW warning but didn’t realize i would be loading topless AD shots after the jump – are some (hopefully my) HR dept OK with titty shots as long as the vag gets censored with a “V”?
-guy who opened this page at work and is now toast
@68 please tell me you’re kidding about a) not knowing what what was coming after the jump (given the NSFW tag and the fact that I said it was going to be a playboy spread) and b) that you got in trouble?
if no, email me and I’ll speak to your HR person. It will be fine.
@68 – I hope you burn for your stupidity.
-Dylan Ratigan
i hit it, but danny was better
-raj raj
@69/bess: a) fair enough ; b) i should be fine (i’m one of the KEY operations clerks at my firm) and doubt my IT will check.
i would not touch it with gasbags cock
great posts today Bess. great comments and threads everyone. this is the dealbreaker i remember from the days before the site got technically screwed up when they had to add the twitter, facebook and AdultFriendFinder feeds.
Way to go Bess.
And we all do appreciate you piping in o the thread to clarify yourself and/or castrate someone.
yours,
LMS
Bitches,
is her hair real?
D Donald
@75, you didn’t notice the blue v?
I’ve got $2,000 for a roll with Bess….any time….any place….
Would pay a penny above $1500 for her.
$230 to let be smack her in the face with my cock for 15 mins. Not a penny more.
Moosecock Jones
But she wouold fuck JD for 5k?
@11 – I’d like to hire you for my kids Bar Mitzvah.
I’m sorry Bess, but those are some nice natural tits. Somewhat of a buttaface, but with those tits I’d peg her at about $600 an hour, not $2,000, but God bless the girl for getting the best price for those babies.
Btw, Bess. Do some real reporting and find out how much they paid her for those tit shots. My guess: $50k
The V has no fur???? At $2,000, I’ll go short!!!
Can she do seven Double Downs in a half hour? Maybe she could do two at a time.
A date at Denny’s tops. Her thighs look like CSX cars.
I am such as badass & love to fight valet guys.
AD, I would love to fuck you. 2g’s….lets make it 20
I’ll give her bonus points for the grooming but she is yet another example why tattoos are a fucking stupid idea. As she is clearly comfortable with the whore concept, shouldn’t she be paid for the ink she wears instead of being yet another idiot who never took latin or chinese but feels the need have the language or characters put on her skin?
– Fixed Income
She was worth career suicide
Eliot
Playboy has really gone downhill since Hef died.
#1. in my opinion the legality of prostitution is complicated
#2. in my opinion any comments disparaging AD’s attractiveness are way off base; she’s cute
#3. the “likes” notwithstanding I find her to be articulate; that attribute enhances her attractiveness
I’m long AD. Wait. That’s not exactly what I mean. Well, kinda.
#4. Goldman looks bad and the structure of the Abacus CDO was off-market. That’s why, in my opinion, the Vampire Squid will be assessed a fine larger than the market expects but the gold-plated scrots will modify internal policy and will continue to operate as one of the best shops on the street.
Bess when are you going to do your playboy spread?
AD’s tattoo… Veni, Veni, Veni
(apologies to Julis Caesar)
@93 FTW. Salve, Student_Driver
Gdr2kP Really informative blog.Much thanks again. Much obliged.