Kate Hudson is apparently “dating” an “big-time” “hedge fund manager” “based in LA.” Who is it? I don’t know, because it was only mentioned as a blind item. But! I’m sure we can take two to figure it out. Assuming we’re supposed to be using the loosest definition of the identifiers, here are some early guesses:
a) Mitchell Julis (Canyon)
b) Peter Thiel (Clarium)
c) Bill Gross
d) Shia LaBeouf
e) JEFFREY GUNDLACH (***Please let this be it***)
f) you tell us
She already broke up with Arod?…She sure gets around
Anal_yst, with a side order of Greg Michaels.
Peter Thiel is openly gay…
Word what #3 said. What a joke list
@3 …and A-Rod isn’t?
@4 “joke list”? how dare you. I legitimately believe there’s a possibility Kate Hudson is dating Bill Gross.
I’m a hedge fund manager, babe.
–Broker from Modesto
Kerkorian
I’m the one dating Kate.
-That bitter chick from CA who was commenting here: http://dealbreaker.com/2010/03/citi-employee-sues-bank-for-mommy-track-treatment-co-workers-attempts-to-money-off-her-pregnancy/#comments
julis is married
Strike my previous comment Hudson is way too old for his tastes
Not joking, I might second @8.
would hit that for sure
Raffaello Follieri
Arki Busson
Adam Wagner from Shoreline – she likes them young
Tim Sykes
Justin Bieber
-a priest
There are hedgefunds in LA?
Ron Burkle
she has a granny profile…they almost never show it
Captain Colostomy
Fried eggs on a nail. Trust me.
A. Rod
@2 …except I live in NYC, pretty well-known fact, but I’m honored.
@19 ftw
Mouse over the picture. Hilarious.
Nouriel Roubini
Lenny Dykstra!!!!
HB mandatory.
Kurt Russell
@25 Damn it, I meant to make that a caption, not a secret.
Me
Bess…awesome either way!
@27 I wish I’d said that!!
Bess, what other secrets have you been keeping from us?
I am pretty sure Peter Thiel is openly Gay and like boys Bess.
Canyon does share the same building as CAA
Brian Hunter
What about Morgan_03. He’s a successful ex Goldman guy now trading in LA and was sharp enough to be a USC grad. Kate might like that.
Didn’t equity private move to L.A.??
An eTrade baby
What time do they have to get up in the morning? that has to be depressing
does it have to be a man?
@42 scissor me timbers!!
@42: i’m based in ny and she’s not my type
-sarah bernett
Someone from Oaktree?
Somebody should let her know Vayner isn’t operating a real hedge fund…
Hey, stop laughing! L.A. rules. Michael Bay. Freeways. Legoland…
Greg Coffey… I don’t know if he is from LA, but he looks like one of those socal d-bags
Lawrence of A’Labia
@41 Despite the early mornings, markets close at 1pm and we’re out of the office shortly thereafter.
Manolo Gutierez
—Wetback Capital
Not only is Thiel gay, Clarium is based in San Fran
Soros
I would probably permit her to have sex with me.
I’d hit that so many times that whoever could get me to stop would be the next King of England
–Guy who botches jokes
@38 Smart enough to be a USC grad? that doesn’t say much
@51 and PIMCO is based in Newport Beach, Jeffrey Gundlach could be gay and Shia Labeouf is not an actual hedge fund manager. doesn’t mean she couldn’t be “dating” any of them in the joking, non-scientific exercise that was this post, and also doesn’t mean I give a fuck.
I can’t believe you didn’t know Peter Thiel is gay.
Yeah, fuck you @51. Go dry hump a chicken.
She’s dating GOB, head of GOB Capital LLC.
Justin Beiber (same cup size)
Shia LaBeouf CFA
Charlie Munger.
cody willard.
Bob Costas
April FOOL’s everyone
maria baritomo
@10, yeah, and?
How bout Howard Marks?
@69 legit
Whoever it is, he won’t last past year end 10.
@19
Andrew Buckley
you guys are retarded…OBVIOUSLY Larry Robbins. He’s single
Larry Robbins is very married to Amy and lives on the east coast.
no they got divorced. True story
Greg Coffey…. WTF:-
a. He is Australian
b. He lives in London
c. He is hopelessly devoted to his Mrs. Even takes her on business trips!
Today I write not to gloat. Given the pain that nearly everyone is experiencing, that would be entirely inappropriate. Nor am I writing to make further predictions about Kate’s and my relationship, as most of my forecasts in previous letters have unfolded or are in the process of unfolding. Instead, I am writing to say goodbye to Kate. It was good while it lasted.
Kate must be seeing BFR at Canyon
@48 based on what?
u really do know NOTHING.
go back to pretending u know about HF mgrs — did u pick that out of ur bum? Hint. Hint. that may tell u where he is from. what kind of self advertised princess r u? u r not from the biz so STFU!!!!
80 = Greg Coffey
I like Czech girls.There is plenty of them at this site. profil.lide.cz/Ostrava-Stodolni
Gundlach is too tied up (bondage restraints) and beat up to have the mojo. Shia obvious NO. Gross has enough money to buy her heart but I still like to think she’s genuine. Thinking more along the lines of Julis because he has a cool last name.
Nouriel “Dr POON” Roubini
Whichever one of them is a good connection for heroin.
hudson and rodreguez have not broken up they were snapped together in NYC this year…they fooling the media. they arent dating anybody cos they still seeing each other…its awhole lot of work just to keep the relationship under wraps…arod and hudson are getting married very soon.
meeeeee :))))))))
lately I’ve been rethinking my so-called dating beliefs.
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