In this case, “practically” nothing = $3,200 but it’ll be worth it. A) You’ll get the above items, which are priceless and B) You’ll get to say you were the guy or gal who saved LD from turning tricks, which is what’s coming next if someone doesn’t take one for the team.
Bess, check your tags. Is Pooey ghost writing for you?
You should see the things he can do with a twizzler and a scrot.
why the fuck is tyler florence trying to sell me wishbone?
oooooh @1 is gunna get it. Bessy, go easy…..
-hides behind desk.
I spent all my coin on John Kruk’s cancerous testicle and a phone call from Pete Incaviglia.
I’m only selling you these pictures to get my AWESOME website up and running, you know what I mean. I’m sayin’ you should join, I mean really. I am one of the great ones – everyone knows that. This $3200 is going to stake me in the WSOP, and then, baby, it is back to shitting on some bank-owned marble floor! Check it out today! http://www.theplayerclub.net/
what, I don’t own the player’s club any more? How can that be, it is based right there in the house I bought from Wayne Gretzky. What, I don’t own that any more either? Well what the fuck do I own? Nothing? Oh, God damn it. I’m not bankrupt and I don’t need the money. I mean, I’m a PLAYA. Everywhere I go people want my awesome investment advice. I mean, damn, I managed to turn $20 million, into, what…….oh, yeah, nothing.
Nevermind. Just buy my stupid pictures and I’ll give you a goddamn phone call thanking you for keeping me from passing out on the dirty linoleum floor after drinking cheap scotch. What, I don’t own that either?
Quick buck artists come and go with every bull market . . .