• 11 May 2010 at 10:45 AM

Caption Contest Tuesday

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[Charlie Gasparino and some lady friends, at a book party for Nouriel Roubini, hosted by Ken Griffin and Maria Bartiromo.]

Bonus round:

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  1. 1
    Posted by Yo Me | May 11, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    mom?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | May 11, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    from russia with love.

  3. 3
    Posted by Harv | May 11, 2010 at 10:57 AM

    “Hey Ladies: if you bring the frosting, I’ll bring the wood.”

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 10:58 AM

    tatas and nanas, situation is fluid. Back in 10-

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    Mother/Daughter Russian tag team–nice work Gaspo

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    Charlie you can take your thumb out of my anytime !

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    Charlie is that a sidewinder I’m feeling?

  8. 8
    Posted by creditquant | May 11, 2010 at 11:02 AM

    http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e381/the_love_pirate/donotwant.jpg

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    Stugots!

  10. 10
    Posted by Shitting on Tryon St | May 11, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    Charlie and his two she-male friends

  11. 11
    Posted by Anon | May 11, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    second pic: “i can be very discreet. but i’ll haunt your dreams.”

  12. 12
    Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | May 11, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    “Look at me. I’m a fuckin’ playa.”

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | May 11, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    Clerk: Are you here for an affair, sir?
    Charlie: What?
    Clerk: The Roubini party, sir?
    Charlie: Ah, yes, the Roubini party.

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    yes, no, no

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | May 11, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    My latest FBN exclusive:blonde cougars really do have more fun $NSFW http://bit.ly/bvq4yO

    about 8 hours ago via TweetDeck

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    Two girls, one cup.

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    “Watch while I light my dick on fire.”

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    “I’ve hit women before and I ain’t afraid to do it again. I swear to God. You know who I am don’t you?”

    “Sir, I have no idea who you are, but could you please stop spitting on me?”

  19. 19
    Posted by Old New York | May 11, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    Chloë Sevigny confronts a bloated, older Leo Fitzpatrick regarding the HIV she procured in 1994.

  20. 20
    Posted by Maxine Waters | May 11, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    @5 looks more like Mother/Grandmother

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    Photo 1: Bess, eat your heart out.
    Photo 2: Uhh, Charlie, Bess is my daughter. I don’t know that other woman. (Charlie: Say what?!)

  22. 22
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    Former CNBC Reporter Charlie Gasparino standing next to the Worldest Shortest Woman and her diminutive daughter at the annual Lilliputian Society Dinner in Manhattan.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | May 11, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    Bonus Round:
    “I said, ‘excuse me, you’re stepping on my wizard sleeve.’”

  24. 24
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    Whadda ya got Charlie? I got what I don’t have. I got the 60 year old version of what I want…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9vzHRPR61k&feature=related

  25. 25
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    MILF , daughter and the Italian Stallion

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:42 AM

    Another great one: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=12506887&id=505665462

  27. 27
    Posted by Guest | May 11, 2010 at 11:43 AM

    Picture 2:

    “Remember, her rate for the night is $3,000, cash. And try to be more discreet than Eliot Spitzer.”

  28. 28
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:52 AM

    Bonus Round: My Depends need to be changed, again, sweetie.

  29. 29
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 11:53 AM

    Gaba? Gool!

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | May 11, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/filestorage/flr_104.jpg

  31. 31
    Posted by Jerry Cruncher | May 11, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    I asked for Scent of a Woman and she came back with A Fish Called Wanda, whaddya gonna do?

  32. 32
    Posted by MattHill | May 11, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    Charlie’s Angels

  33. 33
    Posted by hasidic splooge | May 11, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    Picture 1: Gaspirino = BIG fan of the no-necks.

    Picture 2: Woman to Charlie: Just when I thought I was out…you pull me back in!

    - The splooge has spoken

  34. 34
    Posted by NakedShort | May 11, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    The ever so faint whisper in the ear says, I’m not as old inside and I am on the outside Mr. Gasparino. The damaged dry hair and the fact that shes hitting on CG say, I queef aged Parmigiano-Reggiano.

  35. 35
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    CG goes for a Value play. When faced with a choice, he goes for the experienced management team operating a proven, long term feasible business model, as the market is clearly under appreciating an aging, yet sturdy asset base.

    The guy who thinks captions are actually paragraphs.

  36. 36
    Posted by Guest | May 11, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    @32, Looks like has one from the original TV series (Bosley?) and one from the movie remake.

  37. 37
    Posted by MattHill | May 11, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    Bonus Round: Charlie, you want some of dat? You first gotta go through a lot of dis…

  38. 38
    Posted by Kenny Powers | May 11, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    Bonus Round: “Yes, you can wear the Scream mask, the mask from Scream while you do me from behind.”

  39. 39
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    Can i wear the scream mask? The mask from scream. When i do you from behind.

  40. 40
    Posted by Guest | May 11, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    5 Boobs

  41. 41
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 12:28 PM

    Charlie, I’ve boned every TV reporter since Edward R Murrow was a rookie. But you, you I’ll do for free, with my daughter here, if you’ll just get this Kneale guy to stop hassling my dog.

  42. 42
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    40/41 nice

  43. 43
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j9okTi-4tg

  44. 44
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    @ 20- 5 is right. Looks like mother/daughter

  45. 45
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 1:12 PM

    definitely one of the golden girls and a waitress aspiring to bootstrap cg’s yield curve, obviously she can interpolate out 9 months

  46. 46
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 1:12 PM

    @44, @20, @5 – Is she still considered a daughter even after numerous abortions as to maintain her ability to binge drink and snort blow through that beak? She kind of looks like the crack baby of the Olsen twins and Paris…except idk which of the three provided the sperm?

  47. 47
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 1:37 PM

    CG’s groupies….very nice.

  48. 48
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    Minutes before Benson and Stabler arrive

  49. 49
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 1:57 PM

    @19 – brilliant

  50. 50
    Posted by Big_CG_Fan | May 11, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    Ohh, Charlie…you’re making me fluid!

  51. 51
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    After we finish our drinks, we’re going out to buy Newsweek.

  52. 52
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    @19 – Too soon

  53. 53
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 3:46 PM

    The parking lot in the background makes me think this was held at a Jersey B&N

  54. 54
    Posted by hasidic splooge | May 11, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    Man, you guys never give me shit. You all know @33 was the best by far.

    - that stuff inside Bess at the moment.

  55. 55
    Posted by Harv | May 11, 2010 at 3:57 PM

    “Hey – do you like kilbasa with sauseege?”

  56. 56
    Posted by LeveredLong | May 11, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    17 years later…HE’S BACK WITH A NEW SINGLE!

  57. 57
    Posted by LeveredLong | May 11, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIw3gv_ZaSE

  58. 58
    Posted by mrpink | May 11, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    The Horse Whisperer speaks.

  59. 59
    Posted by Gasbag | May 11, 2010 at 7:53 PM

    I know she ain’t much but I had to do her to get at the daughter. Turns out the daughter is a lesbo so I wasted a load

  60. 60
    Posted by Anonymous | May 11, 2010 at 9:45 PM

    Charlie, you remember me? This is your daughter.

  61. 61
    Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2010 at 3:30 AM

    27 nailed it for me

  62. 62
    Posted by Davinci | May 12, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    I guess CG has been git by the blonde effect!

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