Confidential To Bank of America: We’ve Found You A Food Eating Contestant Who Will Potentially Restore Pride To The BAC Name

Retired NFL player Bryce Fisher is a University of Chicago Booth School of Business student who will graduate next year. This summer he’s interning in Bank of America’s LevFin group. He’s 6’3, 265 pounds and whereas his fellow interns would probably pass out at the sight of a stack of Double Downs, hundreds of oysters or the entire contents of a vending machine, all he sees is a light lunch. Think about it.

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26 Responses to “Confidential To Bank of America: We’ve Found You A Food Eating Contestant Who Will Potentially Restore Pride To The BAC Name”

  1. Anonymous says:

    he also played for the Bills though, so…

  2. Anonymous says:

    Is it because he really loves chicken?

    I am examining everyone’s motives.

  3. Anonymous says:

    yeah, good luck BAC.

  4. Anonymous T. Bosch says:

    He’s played for the Bills, the Rams, the Seahawks, and the Titans. That’s a parade of suck. I bet he can’t eat three.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Double downs?? Really? Classy post DB…

  6. Anonymous says:

    @4 you wonder how UBS missed him.

  7. Anonymous says:

    go bills

  8. Anonymous says:

    He certainly won’t help BAC win a QB sacking contest

    — long suffering Seattle Seahawk fan

  9. Anonymous says:

    @5 – Back to Yahoo newbie

  10. anon says:

    Bess – fried chicken and this story? Examine your motives.

    As Dave Chappelle said, ” ‘C’mon buddy! Everyone around these here parts knows that blacks and chickens are quite fond of one another.’ I didn’t know that being black made me genetically predisposed to eating chicken. I just thought I ate it because it tasted good.”

  11. Bess Levin says:

    @5 you’re a dumb ass.

    @10 you are as well. The only thing that needs to be examined is your head. Anything going on up there or just a bunch of shit rattling around? We’ve announced the Double Down as The New Food Eating Challenge of the season weeks ago, with one event already taking place. The reason this guy maybe has a better shot is because he’s fucking 6’3/265 lbs and a former NFL player, as opposed to his fellow interns, most of whom are 150 lbs soaking wet. In sum, grow a brain cell before commenting again.

  12. anon says:

    Bess you are so hostile! I think i elicited the longest comment by you here in quite some time. SCORE.

  13. Anonymous says:

    Let me tell you another contest he can win…

    – John Gelfever

  14. Anonymous says:

    Choose our financing package or I’ll kill you…interesting angle on the ibank beauty contest

  15. Anonymous says:

    Fried chicken is the new killing it.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Anyone else get a boner after reading @11?

    -Wildcard bitches!

  17. Anonymous says:

    @bess, im sorry but #10 is correct. You are clearly assuming that the ginormous black man will be good at eating fried chicken because he is black. That is racial profiling, and guess what #10…

    It fucking works!

  18. Anonymous says:

    @13, i see what you did there

  19. anon says:

    I see what this Beth Levin creature did by updating the post so it isn’t fried chicken centric. I like where your head is at. Nice going. Thanks for checking your motives Beth.

    On another note, would you like to see a video of me?

    – Professor Thomas Guerriero

  20. Anonymous says:

    @ Bess

    Can the double down ever truely be the new eating challenge if nobody’s ever truely finished the vending machine challenge? Honestly Bryce Fisher, Vending Machine Challenge, eat your height in subway or GTFO

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  22. Anonymous says:

    Brille can beat him any day…eats lots of Chinese food every night!!!

  23. Bella says:

    I was in the United States Air National Guard with Bryce at the 131 Fighter Wing and he was a great business mind then as a public affairs officer. I am so glad that he had a plan B outside of football. Way to go Bryce!!! Your fellow Air National Guard member, Dr. Bella Brown

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