Apparently the SEC has discovered fraudsters trying to impersonate their own intrepid investigators, using fake email addresses containing .gov in the domain. Most of these characters are fishing around on tranny porn web sites (likely running into real SEC officials) for naive investors who will pay them fees to remove restrictions on sales of stock they own.

SEC Issues Alert About Entity Calling Itself “U.S. Securities and Equities Administration”

The staff of the United States Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) is issuing this Investor Alert about an entity calling itself the “U.S. Securities and Equities Administration” and other similar names, including the “U.S. Securities Administration” or the “U.S. Securities Bureau.” In conversations with members of the public, the entity may have represented that its address is 225 Franklin Street, Boston, Massachusetts. The entity also claims to operate a website at www.gov.ussea.us. It appears that this entity may be requesting up-front fees to remove purported restrictions on shares of stock that investors own, or to release funds purportedly being held by the U.S. government on investors’ behalf.

Comments (10)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    First!

  2. Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    30,000

  3. Posted by kouwe burger | May 13, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    eat shit Kouwe

  4. Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    kouwe’s father is janet reno

  5. Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    Anal_yst,
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  6. Posted by Mr. Awesome | May 13, 2010 at 3:42 PM

    Ok so who would you rather bang…

    Homeland Sec Napolitano

    or

    Supreme C pick Kagan

    or

    Jessica Alba but she has been dead for about 4hrs?

  7. Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    alba.

    hands down.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    @6 How did she die?

  9. Posted by analyst | May 13, 2010 at 5:42 PM

    The SEC has its own couriers who deliver subpoenas. They wear jackets that say SEC (like the FBI jackets you see in drug busts and insider trading perp walks). They wear badges and carry firearms as well. It is very intimidating but there is generally no confusion. If this person comes to your office, you will know. Hope this helps.

  10. Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    How much does Kouwe get paid for the half hour of work a day he does at Dealbreaker copying and pasting two or three stories no one cares about?

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