Back in March, Lindsay Lohan filed a suit against E*Trade, claiming that the baby in the brokerage’s latest commercial was based on her life. Lohan came to this conclusion because the character’s name is Lindsay, she’s referred to as a “milk-a-holic,” and there’s a suggestion that the young one is a man-stealing tramp (she also claimed that though the name “Lohan” is never mentioned, she’s attained first name recognition. Plus, the stuff about the baby being a strung out slut). For the grave offense, Lohan demanded the spots pulled, and $100 million for the emotional distress they caused her. At the time, E*Trade said the bitch be crazy, and claimed that they used the name Lindsay because it’s “a popular baby name” and not because they were trying to insinuate that Lohan is some sort of strung out whore (baby). Now the company is defending itself via comments that have been made online about Linds, a defense I don’t really understand but can appreciate nonetheless.
Lohan is “a pot-stirring, lazy, irresponsible, disrespectful little drama queen,” the papers — filed in Nassau County Supreme Court — quote one on-line commenter as saying.
“Why does anyone want to know what this train wreck is doing?” another adds. “She is the classic child star. A little success (parents pushed her into the business) at a young age and then she thinks she’s the poo.”
“How can she pay her rent and pay for her coke?” yet another writes. “That sugarcane she’s sniffin’ doesn’t come cheap . . . ”
The huge file of clippings is being used to advance the argument that Lohan is a Californian. E-Trade is not, however, requesting a change of location to LA — they want the court fight to be switched to Manhattan, where E-Trade has its corporate headquarters.
That tea-cup pinky finger never gets old.
We choked on the news she would star in a feature on Linda Lovelace.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/dailydish/detail?entry_id=62885
~Woodward and Bernstein
that pinkie has been in my anus
Would you?
Lindsey is also a lezbo. So i’m not sure how she is a “man stealer”.
As I once posted. If this baby is a rug muncher and a total druggy loser then Lindsey may have a case.
All I saw was a baby that likes dick and milk. I can’t wait to see how this case turns out. Its one of the most pressing cases of our time. I am sure it will come up at the Supreme Court nomination.
Thank you Bess.
No, yes, no, no, no, yes.
In my case, it’s “Lindsey”.
~Lindsey Dawn McKenzie
Girl Frantically Waving at UK Traders
Merah
78 Wells Street
London W1T 3QL, United Kingdom
She is no Justin Bieber.
-Dennis “I love children and windowless vans” Kneale
i’d hit that many times over. Lights optional.
also @7 knows what’s up.
NSFW? Bess, this might need a mini-Geithner over the half-nip.
That eTrade baby is so hot right now.
Referencing older posts in the current comment section is the new killing it..
My favorite group is SoulDecision.
There, I said it.
Would like to creampie Lindsey…The girl not the baby.
wow, those tits got old
Lindsay…oh please, try to make money by earning it. Just because somone mentions your first name does not entitle you to a big payday. If you stayed off the substances and worked hard you would not need the money.
@14 seconded. Would do things to her I wouldn’t do to a farm animal
I am looking forward to Georgia Rules II.
Would still ski, motorboat and hammer… but I would backdate the trade to 2006 when telling my pals about it.
@14 begs the question-
what would you do to a farm animal?
She looks like a slut.
@14/19
Hardly think I can publish that here and keep this site unblocked. But, see empflix.com (NSFW) for full video/audio demonstration.
-@18
@20 Looks can be deceiving. In this case, they are spot on.
@21 Thanks for the info. Only place you can view that site with ease is at the SEC or the NYC Public Library.
@18 (the back dater)
Being a rug muncher when you’re that hot is the new killing it….
How hot is Lohan?
I suggest the donkey punch….
@24 – Very.
- Dina Lohan
nice silicone boob wrinkle……..would still hit it, though can imagine it would by like a can of peaches……..
I like Lindsay LongDong. You know…the crossdresser.
she looks like Sharon Stone’s older sister. Ugh.