Amazing video out of London this morning, which shows former Duchess of York Sarah Ferguson selling access to her ex-husband Prince Andrew for $750,000. The deal was set up by an undercover reporter from the British tabloid News of the World, who posed as a Middle Eastern tycoon looking for access to the Prince’s network.
“He meets the most amazing people,” Fergie says on the video. “And he throws them my way.”
Since her $3 million deal with Weight Watchers ran out in 2007, Fergie said she has been in financial dire straits. She said in a statement after the story ran, that her financial problems are “no excuse for a serious lapse in judgment, and I am very sorry that this has happened. I very deeply regret the situation and the embarrassment caused.”
It was only a matter of time before Handbridge Capital got caught up in this whole “pay to play” thing. You think HC would have more clever ways of “raising” capital.
If she were a politician would her behavior be any different?
Boring…more interesting video would have been of Fergie peddling her lady lumps
I would probably titty fuck her with the lights on for $10 and a bag of crisps. Probably.
-a guy who likes to do things for bags of crisps
@4 try the new ruffles lower in salt with that….
The strisses of ivverydye life kin have in iffict one one’s pussonul life and fininces. And then we kin git in trouble and have a picture of our brists or clividge idded to the news item to be more silicious. Some wimmen, like men, will silf midikyte while under such striss. It is no liffing mitter. I think Miss Sarah will come through this crisis with her hid hild hye. I hope Prince Indrew ill come to her finincial riscue!!
~A News Prifishinil from Mellbunn
she looks so ex-regal in that pic
Wow, you really hate to see someone tarnish the sparkling reputation of the British royalty like this….er….nevermind
I told you she was a bitch.
-Diana’s ghost
@9 nicely played
I bet the Royals wish they could go back to when they would just have their ex-wives killed. Things must have been soooo much easier in the 1990′s…..oh, I mean 1400′s…
I hit that so hard and now I’ll never become the King of England.
-Prince Andrew
@12 – Very Nice!
–Guy who always botches that joke
@9, too soon.
11- wow that’s tough. Seriously though, you didn;t have to be Dionne Warwick to know this was coming after the weight watchers thing. That slope is pretty freakin slippery when you weigh 200 lbs, erm, stone.
What exactly does this have to do with Wall Street? Wouldn’t this be better for one of your sister blogs that cares about British royalty?
Each freckle is a bullseye target for my love.
SAC
@16, Bess can put what she wants on this site, she is the DB Queen.
Lighten up, with Amanda Drury also in the mix, she is trying to appeal to the Brits and former crown countries.
what does she regret outside of getting caught? Did she give too much “access” to the bag of chips guy @4?
Does this mean the Black Eyed Peas are breaking up?
This is big. I hope it doesn’t break up the group. I’m not sure what the The Black Eyed Peas would do without her.
@16 She’s in financial diffic-, nevermind. Fuck you first of all. Secondly, Bess can post whatever she damn well pleases.
@16 for other worthy news – Lindsay Lohan will probably get jail time today and the late Brittany Murphy’s husband died.
$750K? That’s all? If she was Obama, she would have received millions in campaign contributions from Lloyd, Jamie, et al.
Now I want a bag of crisps.
-Not Fergie, just fat
@20 = racist. examine your motives.
Zackums,
You had a great angle here you could have worked. She’s pimping her ex husband…you couldn’t add any color commentary on that? She’s in such dire straits now resorts to the pimp game? This is the stuff you can do, this is why Bess’ writing is great and yours smells worse that my beer shits after a 3 day bender.
Does not suprise me a bit: she looks like an old/overweight Lindsey Lohan… Another crazy b that blew all of her money and now does crazy sh!t
Poor Fergie … first that Duhamel guy from Vegas cheats on her and now this… oh the indignity..
Props to @12….!!!! Well played!! The Black Eyed Peas references were clever but predictable, but like an old friend telling you to pull her finger, such a joke doesn’t grow old. Nice references to medieval wife management by the royals, too!
~Guy Who Awaits a Call from J. Aron and Comments on Dealbreaker Humor
@6 Sounds more like a New Zealander
Kouwe – this site is about “Business News Headlines and Financial Gossip”. Which of those categories does this steaming turd fall into?
Aside from its total irrelevance, it’s also had the shit reported out of it by the mainstream media. So thanks for telling us something no-one cares about, a few days after we’ve already been told about it.
Uber Lohan
“dire straights”? Is that a pun on her heterosexuality or are you really as illiterate as you appear?
“Crisps.” Examine your motives.
even with a push up bra, those tits are getting old.
@33 I think he meant dire financial straits and not financial dire straits. No english classes in the Journalism post-grad program at the University of Colorado?
@36 – would financial dire straits mean you get your money for nothin’ and your chicks for free?
@33,36,37
I assumed he was referring to the band…
-guy who makes incorrect ridiculous assumptions
@36, 37, 38
Kouwe misspelt “straits” as “straights” – that’s what 33 meant.
funbags
Fergie Ferg and me love you long time. O SNAP
-guy who secretly rocks to Fergie in his parents basement
some years ago some tittie pics of her came out in one of the brit press, but that seems to have disappeared from the internet.
there’s an act of God, and there’s a disaster waiting to happen. This is not an act of God, ladies. Move on.
Lohan in 10 years
qQB3Nf I really liked your post.Much thanks again.
A round of applause for your article post. Great.