Archive for May 2010

Tim...and on some occasions, "Kim"

You’re a married trader carrying on an affair with a receptionist who’s only seeing you because you’ve promised to leave your wife. She wants a committed relationship so she breaks it off with you and starts seeing a new man, one who’s not married. You’re the jealous type and not happy at all about this. You want to do something, but what? For the purposes of this scenario, it should be noted that on good days you’re a little nuts and on bad you are a full on psycho. Do you a) send her a few messages, lie to her and swear that this time, you’re really going to break it off with your wife? b) confront the guy and settle things mano y mano c) break into her apartment and trash the place, knowing full well she’ll assume it’s you and maybe be scared into taking you back or d) break into her apartment, trash the place but in such a way that those examining the scene would think that you were 1) a woman and 2) the piece on the side of the guy your girl just started seeing? If you’re Timothy Evans, you’d answer D, D, a thousand times D!

Evans, 47, is alleged to have broken into Juliette Shutes’ home and sprayed the words ‘whore,’ ‘slut’ and ‘cow’ on the walls. On one wall were the words: “I warned you – you bitch. You stole my boyfriend.”

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Wells Fargo’s John Stumpf. Travelers Cos’s Jay Fishman. Chubb Corp’s John Finnegan. According to the July issue of Bloomberg Markets, all three men “are defying a trend,” by taking home $21.3 million, $20.6 million, and $19.2 million, while many of their fellow CEO’s dialed it down on payday. Why were they able to take such a stand, in the face of populist outrage, Ken Feinberg and the shouts of random passersby that Wall Street S’s major D? Obviously the answer is that nobody gives a crap about these guys. Continue reading »

A former Walt Disney employee and her boyfriend have been arrested for allegedly trying to sell tips about the media giant to a bunch of hedge funds for $15,000 each.

Bonnie Hoxie, who worked as an assistant for an EVP in Disney’s communications department, and her boyfriend Yonni Sebbag actually wrote unsolicited emails to hedge funds requesting cash for insider tips about earnings and a plan by Disney to sell its ABC television network to two private equity firms. (The news about ABC, hinted at by the New York Post earlier this week, has already caused a jump in Disney’s stock.)

That wasn’t the smoothest of moves, as some of the hedge funds alerted the FBI to Bonnie and Yonni’s plan and the Feds started a sting operation. Continue reading »

Opening Bell: 05.26.10

BP Reveals Crucial ‘Mistake’ (WSJ)
A document released to two lawmakers yesterday describes a wide array of mistakes in the fateful final hours aboard the Deepwater Horizon—but the main revelation is that BP now says there was a clear warning sign of a “very large abnormality” in the well, but work proceeded anyway, with the rig exploding two hours later.

Greek ‘Death Spiral’ May Make Default Unavoidable, Hanke Says (Bloomberg)
“Greece’s death spiral will end with debt restructuring or the outright default of its sovereign debt,” Hanke, also a senior fellow at the Cato Institute in Washington, wrote in an article yesterday. “While politicians and bureaucrats from the European Union, the International Monetary Fund and Greece tell us that the bailout package will defuse Greece’s time bomb, don’t believe their ‘cheerful Charlie’ chant.”

Can Geithner Unite Divided Europe? (CNBC)
And more importantly, can he beat all their 8 year-olds in a pick-up game?

Banks Trim Debt, Obscuring Risk (WSJ)
Blowing your mind: “Over the past 10 quarters, Deutsche Bank, Citi and Bank of America have lowered their net borrowings in the “repurchase,” or repo, market by an average of 41% at the ends of the quarters, compared with their average net repo borrowings for the entire quarter, according to an analysis of Federal Reserve data. Once a new quarter begins, they boost those levels.”

Barney Frank Names Democratic Candidates for FinReg Conferees (CNBC)
Frank, who will chair the conference, has recommended Joint Economic Committee Chairwoman Carolyn Maloney (NY), Paul E. Kanjorski (Pa.), Luis V. Gutierrez (Ill.), Melvin L. Watt (N.C.), Gregory W. Meeks (N.Y.), Dennis Moore (Kan.), and Maxine Waters (Calif.).

Qatar Eyes Treasury’s Citi Stock (FT)
A person familiar with the matter said the sale of the first tranche should be completed in the coming days. People involved in the process said the QIA had been approached about buying Citi shares, but would not say by whom, highlighting the political sensitivities in such a deal.

Kerviel Says SocGen Superiors ‘Helped’ Him Make Disputed Trades (Bloomberg)
“I’m innocent,” Kerviel, 33, said in a Bloomberg Television interview yesterday outside his lawyer’s Paris office. “I want to prove to everybody that my superiors knew what I was doing and helped me to do it, to make more money for the bank.”

WaMu Shareholders Want To Investigate JPMorgan (Reuters)
Shareholders focused their investigation request on what it said was an untapped source of information — the pre-seizure business records of Washington Mutual Inc, or WMI, and its bank. JPMorgan took control of those documents when it bought the seized bank. Shareholders said those records could contain information about JPMorgan’s supposed interest in Washington Mutual Bank prior to its seizure and “intelligence about market rumors concerning WMI’s financial condition that JPMC (JPMorgan) may have had a hand in generating.”

IG report: Meth, porn use by drilling agency staff (AP)
SEC staffers are not alone! “Staff members at an agency that oversees offshore drilling accepted tickets to sports events, lunches and other gifts from oil and gas companies and used government computers to view pornography, according to an Interior Department report alleging a culture of cronyism between regulators and the industry. In at least one case, an inspector for the Minerals Management Service admitted using crystal methamphetamine and said he might have been under the influence of the drug the next day at work, according to the report by the acting inspector general of the Interior Department.” Continue reading »

Just putting it out there. A little taste. You want it? This guy thinks we can make it happen, if we appeal to Spitzer’s need to be heard. Continue reading »

John Carney says yes. Charlie Gasparino says no, the story was planted by Bob McCann, this broad isn’t going anywhere, and if she wants to put an end to it, she should send McCann a message via horse head that she’s not to be messed with. CG’s knows where she can procure one, if there’s interest.

Just when you thought the market was starting to calm down, the Germans have to go and ban naked short selling on every stock traded on their exchanges. Like last time, the move is only going to spread fear and won’t do jack shit to stop market losses. Continue reading »

…where they’re engraving flasks, $10/pop. One of Uncle Vik’s many little ideas for up the joint. Continue reading »

This morning we discussed the fact that after a torturous year of not being able to buy $300,000 cars because of how it would look, many of you are now feeling strong enough and confident enough to go for it without the fear of people calling you a tone deaf douchebag. Well that was just the tip of the iceberg, ladies. No longer having to worry about the “recession” or a lack of bonuses means the Mecca of the the DB, the Hamptons, is once again in style. Sure, it was there last year but it was a sad summer, what with having to dial down the enthusiasm and not not strip naked and roll around in a pile of hundos once you got out there Friday night. Now feel free to do just that, or light the money on fire just because you can, whatever you want, it’s now okay.

“It’s going to be a good summer,” Megan Ruddy said. “Everyone is sick and tired of holding on to their money.”

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Looks like Raj Rajaratnam’s complaints about leaks coming out of the Justice Department have not fallen on deaf ears. Raj’s attorney announced today that he has been informed by The DOJ’s Office of Professional Responsibility that it has opened an investigation into alleged leaks by the FBI and the U.S. Attorney’s office to the Wall Street Journal and other news outlets.

The Securities and Exchange Commission’s Inspector General, David Kotz, is also probing alleged leaks from the SEC about the Galleon case as part of his broader investigation into information that appeared in various news outlets before the announcement of the SEC’s charges against Goldman Sachs. Continue reading »

“…the person at CNBC Dennis respects most is Jim Cramer. This may surprise you but Kneale offers an explanation: “Jim is an encyclopedia of stocks. The guy is a genius.” While Cramer may be wrong at times when his opinion really counts (Bear Stearns, anyone?), he’s also right a lot of the time and deserves more credit than he gets.” [BI]