Animal lover
Pay a visit to that mansion, however, and it quickly becomes clear that life chez Falcone is more like a sitcom than a Cinderella remake. On a snowy day in February, Lisa Maria, whose olive green cargo pants and cardigan are neatly color coordinated with a hefty heart-shaped emerald ring, is nuzzling her pet pig, Wilbur, while a cat purrs in the corner and a veritable flock of tiny dogs yaps away behind a baby gate. “I just love animals, I can’t help it!” she shouts over the delighted squeals of the pig, who is being fed a carrot by the cook. Wilbur, Falcone says, can play the piano and will perform spins if prompted with a Cheerio. “I used to walk him to the park until one day I had somebody taking a picture of me and the pig,” she says. “I thought, Oh, my God! I can see it now. My husband will lose his whole business, and it will be me, the pig, five dogs, a cat and my daughters out on the street, no place to live!”
I too have a nice piece of pork for Lisa Falcone—no Cheerios required
Not particularly good looking but very very sensy.
Phil is the one wearing glasses.
I think I’m in love with this crazy…
-Evil Banker
the shin guards turn me on…didnt her husband play hockey?
just read tha article, and i got to say i kind of like her
I look at her as a walking, talking, sperm recpticle, with 3 inputs.
SAC
Ask her why the pig has only three legs.
You can dress a Spanish Harlem girl up in hedge fund billions, but that’s still just lipstick on a pig.
That’s a face that just screams “bukakke!”
Cum-Dumpster
No-Roper
@8 where is the 4th leg?
@7 too true. If there was that much noise and mess at my place, that cunt would have to put out on command and let me blow it on her face…all the time. Huzzah!
@14 spoken like a guy who’s never been laid. well done.
@15 anti-semite.
@16 you have earned my abiding respect.
- guy wo popularized “EYM” meme.
PS @short story, I am on to you.
@13 a smart pig like that you don’t eat all at once.
is it a Vietnamese potbelly pig?
do all hedgies go for the PR girl with no inhibitions or the girl from a zero mostel musical?
her boobs are crooked
she is soo kooky i love her!
We need the real Housewives of Hedge Funds on A&E….
f%##, she is ugly.
ya–even the pig is more cultured then she is.
It is very nice, beautiful and sexy piece.so this piece use for sex and porn work.thanks jack
They have a pig who wears fugly dresses too.
You will be able to play the piano; it just takes time and practice. They even have beginner books for people just learning to play. You will not start out playing Bach but if you practice often maybe one day you will be playing Bach with excellence.
find the best online piano course
it just takes time and practice.
they even have beginner books for people just learning to play
I love pets