Shia LaBeouf Floats Interesting Theory Re: Last Thursday’s Crash

“You just had the flash-crash on Thursday. Here we are at Cannes. It’s almost like Rupert Murdoch made it happen,” said co-star Shia LaBeouf, referring to the chairman of News Corp., which owns 20th Century Fox, the studio releasing the film. “You’re down 1,000 points on Thursday, you’re up 300 points on Monday,” LaBeouf, who plays Gekko’s new protege, said in an interview. “You literally, just as I’m speaking to you, just went through the most tumultuous 30 minutes to ever hit the market in the history of Wall Street, and here we are promoting a movie. It’s wild that our movie’s taking place in this landscape. This is a firefight in the middle of the craziest money storm that has ever happened.”

Greed Still Good As Cannes Shows New “Wall Street” [AP]

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30 Responses to “Shia LaBeouf Floats Interesting Theory Re: Last Thursday’s Crash”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Shia is a p#ssy, bring back Sheen

  2. Guesty Guest says:

    Shia would be a great professor.

    -Fordham MBA

  3. Yo Me says:

    what the fuck is he talking about? that was the most incoherent piece of market jabber I’ve heard in my life.
    i think his helmet is on too tight.

  4. kungfugrip says:

    Big enough helmet or what?

  5. guest says:

    “YES it’s almost as “IF” Rupert Murdoch made it happen– shhhh go to sleep pretty baby” tag FTW

  6. Anonymous says:

    There was a FIREFIIIGHT!

  7. Robert E. Lee says:

    It’s almost like we let anyone with a pulse comment on stock market action.

  8. Anonymous says:

    “This is a _____fight in the middle of the _____est _____ storm that has ever happened.”

    Ready? Go.

  9. Anonymous says:

    I bet he made a killing by buying at the low.

  10. Dula D. Bravo says:

    What does a photo of Francisco Cervelli have to do with Shia LaBeouf?

  11. Anonymous says:

    why is this dbag famous?

  12. Anonymous says:

    Shia’s such a rookie. Murdoch didn’t cause the flash-crash, he caused the Greek crisis.

  13. Shia, seriously, a firefighter fetish? who knew?!

  14. Anal_yst says:

    Could he look (be) any gayer?

  15. scooter mcgavin says:

    i hate him more than richard brason. what does FTW mean btw?

  16. Anonymous says:

    @anal_yst: No
    @8: pussy / Kouwei- / ass-raping

  17. flaunt says:

    Couldn’t have been Murdoch, he was motorboating Mandy D. at the time.

  18. Anonymous says:

    @15 – For the win. btw.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Someone tell the “Great Kazoo” to STFU

  20. Kouwe says:

    “This is a Kouwe fight in the middle of the Kouwest Kouwe storm that has ever happened.”

  21. danielsan says:

    shia LaDouche!

    there is a funny rumor about the original Wall Street coming out before the crash of ’87===and linking that to the release of this one and a big crash coming after that…

    but i dont stink sooo. i think this movie gonna SUCK cus of shia freaking laDOUCHE!! this guy should be playing timothy sikes in the remake of wall street warriors… not a classic WALL STREET with great actors… shia go make a porno and go on celebrity boxing like your brother screech from saved by the bell you piece

  22. Anonymous says:

    I’m just thrilled that Oliver Stone had to push back this POS movie so that we could listen to lebeef pump pump it for 6 more months with his clueless market banter. Let’s get wall street two out in theaters so we can get shia to start thinking he’s fighting robots again instead of a BSD on the street.

  23. Anonymous says:

    @18 FTW for using wit, JK
    your BFF

  24. Anonymous says:

    Shia has a smoking little body; somebody pls put a fist in his mouth (or up his….)

  25. Anonymous says:

    He’s actually a pretty good trader…

  26. Anonymous says:

    “This is a COCKfight in the middle of the GLORYHOLIest PEEN storm that has ever happened.”

  27. Anonymous says:

    he looks like he belongs in a gay porno not a movie about wall street.

    btw @6 classic reference to boondock saints!

  28. Scotty says:

    05.17.10 at 2:06 pmDanger GuerreroWHAT HAS 9 FINGERS AND THINKS INDY 4 SUCKED?*reads headline, can’t figrue out answer**gets frustrated, looks around nervously to see if other people got the joke**starts freaking out, knowing everyone else gets it but me**bites off own pinky*I KNOW! IT’S ME! I’M THE ANSWER, RIGHT?*holds up mangled hand as proof*

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