A rap by Syracuse University student “Delirium” (née) Marcus Neal about this weekend’s commencement, and its speaker, the honorable James Dimon.
Finally, a Rap About Jamie Dimon’s Forthcoming Commencement Address at Syracuse [Daily Intel]
Earlier: Syracuse Finance Major Would Like Jamie Dimon To Know He’s Pullin’ For The Guy
Syracuse University Students Under The Impression Jamie Dimon Is Not Good Enough For THEM (Update)
Go Hoyas. That’s all I can say.
As a ‘Cuse grad, all I can say is: Jesus. I wish I could say this is an outlier, but I’d be lying. Orangemen are, more often than not, giant weirdos.
that’s catchy
Will someoneon Marshall Street please kick Erkle’s ass?
his rapping sux moosecock
I think it may be the area. I went to Hamilton College, about 45 min east of SU, and we had our fair share of weird people. I think it’s because of all the snow.
Dude, this rap was way better than the dbag MBA wannabees, just sayin’
Gang symbols are not cool, man.
-Former Lehman Crypt
Can someone please translate and post the lyrics?
@2 Good work….
way to go Urkel!
To the trolls out there who can’t appreciate good writing study this single-sentence post. With the choice of one word–née–Bess conveys volumes. Love it.
@perkins what are you even talking about? where in this thread do you get the impression people don’t appreciate BL?
-a confused Bess fan
@12 – please explain.
Syracuse has wronged JD. On behalf of our student body, I would like to extend an invitation to have him speak at our upcoming commencement. I hope he can focus on proper usage of the charge card machine and the benefits of cash tips.
Susie Freedbush ’10
Class President – Becker Institute of Cosmetology
dont feed the trolls
Are we discussing Judy’s feet yet?
what does this dude have against puppies?
Orangemen, you glad I didn’t say Bananamen?
-5 year old
The guy dances like Kanye–this is not a compliment
Are all the comments from here on out going to be submitted in question form?
@6 is that even a real school?
@17 Total cougar, that one.
guy is actually pretty talented
@2 – Awesome.
“We the heirs to the throne”
Keep dreaming ‘cuse, half your campus thinks Jamie “Dimond” is one of the crazy bitches from Jersey Shore.
Dont a lot of Jews go to Syracuse? Just askin’
I laughed. I laughed so hard.
Upitty ass, gap toothed n!gger. @26 Yeah, a number of my cousins go there.
- It’s ok honey, I’m kosher
The kid killed it.
@ 28– go fuck yourself.
Reminds me of the old pep rallies we had back in the day at school. Student bodies had elan back then.
A bonfire, a crucifixion, everyone wearing their racoon coats and dancing to Sambo’s Big Band. Lots of white bread. Plenty of mayo. Oh it was a pip!
Manny Hanny
@13: I didn’t say “appreciate BL,” I said “appreciate good writing”; there’s a difference.
@14: note the extra “e” on the word in question and if you dig up rusty memories of French class you’ll remember which gender the word is.
–Perkins / 12
are there any SU forums discussing JD speaking at commencement? I’d love to read what they have to say.
@8 its Crips dogg, say it wrong one more time and we jump you OUT
@15 enjoy your lifelong journey to the middle
get your teef fixed
so now we’re just perpetuating negative stereotypes that chicks from the ‘cuse are pasty and pale and could use a spin class or seven?
i can live with that
Who forgot to tell this kid, “no fat chicks”?
I heard Judy Dimon is going to the commencement to look for some fresh meat.
They really should make it illegal to major in communications.
is that pharrell’s no talent having little brother?
hat tip to @covered long.
@35 I laughed
Hamilton….if youre too smart for Denison….
west side!!!
That’s a solid jam.
Video production quality is actually quite high. With that said, he needs help with his audio overlays. And that beat is corny as hell: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g , seriously??
~Dogpound Capital Advisors
Hamilton – if you’re too dumb for the little three.
Don’t go dissing Ham-Tech – they have better drugs than the little three
Too hipster, didn’t watch.