Your devastating news of the day/week/month (fuck it, year): Fox Business has canceled Happy Hour. At this time it’s reportedly “unclear” as to how the three hosts will be affected but it’s obvious CW’s gonna need a home. Who among you are wiling to take him in? Here’s a quick list of what he brings to the table:
1) As the founder of a hedge fund that at one time had as much as $5,000 in assets under management, is considered one of the greatest minds on Wall Street.
2) Is a voracious Twitter’er and could possibly manage your account
3) IS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS WITH NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, who would probably stop by your office at least once if his little buddy was given a desk there.
2nd sign of the deuchepocolypse
I will. He is such a nice little piglet.
- Lisa Falcone
@1 (HAM05) Icing was the first?
He looks like a lovable falcon.
Even a stopped watch is right twice a day.
Oh really. Wow, this is your lucky day Cody. My former roommates aren’t around anymore. You can stay with me.
-Jeff Dahmer
any comments from Australiur?
I will miss the dipsh@t brunette with him
I’d love to see him make a sex tape with Elena Kagan. She could bend him over and stretch him out with a 22oz Smirnoff Ice strap on. Once he has climaxed he could pull the bottle out shove it in her face and “ice” her.
I’ll give him a gig if he brings S. E. Cupp with him from Fox’s Red Eye. And he can watch if he likes, I’m not shy.
PS – I believe he never actually got the $5,000 in his fund — it was soft-circled but never came in.
@lisa take me too please?
-sc
@NS / 9: Your imagination scares me: There’s things buried in there that should never see the light of day. There’s also things buried in that that cause me to have to replace keyboards after spitting coffee all over them. So maybe that nameless fear is just the price I have to pay a good laugh every day or two.
I’ll miss him about as much as I missed that rash the Thai hooker gave me.
At long last, Cody is free to devote himself full-time to rock and roll.
Eric bolling was the only one on that show that had a clue.
Bolling is a Rock Star. Anxious to see how they use him going forward.
“harold and maude 2″ god damn i hate that jerkoff. seeya at nydol.
Bring General Charlie Gasparino in.
LOL@18. Now that is hysterical. Can you imagine the Gossip King who, according to well placed and yet anonymous sources (sound familiar GasBag) has a precision rate of 14% with his prognostications (in other words, he is correct in 1 out of every 7 guesses), with a daily need for content. My God – the shit that he would make up. I mean, look at all the rubbish he puts forth now when he has a daily two minutes to fill. The potential liability to FBN by putting this guy in a position where he had to provide even more MISINFORMATION to the market is scary!
bad things happen to bad people, good riddence