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it’s called the dutch rudder.
Ball hog
ZK: Hey Bess, I know you’re always writing snarky, absurdist gossip posts that everyone loves about crab claws and strippers, but I have an idea too…
BL: What is it, Zachy-boy?
ZK: Well, hang with me a sec because this is some concept-heavy, original shit. This is like, y’know, Genesis up in this mo’fucker. This is pure fuckin’ alpha. You ready?
BL: Hit me.
ZK: You ready!?
BL: Yes.
ZK: YOU READY?!
BL: Zach…
ZK: We’ll start a game.
BL: …a game.
ZK: Yeah, a game! BUT NOT ANY ORDINARY GAME – naw, this one will be in the comments section.
BL: Uh…huh.
ZK: Now, this is hella original, okay, so don’t tell anyone – especially not anyone at the NYT. They might try to rip us off. They’re a bunch of shameful plagiarists.
*Kouwe nods knowingly*
Get this – we’ll make people CALL where the market will CLOSE. We’ll call it “Pick the Ending”.
BL: Gee Zach, that sounds familiar…
ZK: *petulantly* No no no no no! It’s totally my idea. See, I even have it written down in my wordpad document! And I don’t see any source mentioned, do you?
BL: What else you got?
ZK: Well, I’m planning on rewriting day-old stories that everyone’s already seen elswhere, but without humour and in a really stilted way.
BL: *earnestly* Trust me Zach, maybe you want to go in a different direction. The readers here are smart. They expect a little bit of excitement, man.
ZK: *smugly* Oh, don’t you worry – I won’t let you down. I’m gonna pepper my writing with 4th grade-level errors of expression, punctuation and spelling to really make the words sizzle! If I were you Bess, I’d watch out. Give me a month, and they’ll be calling me the King of the Street!
I am surprised he plays basketball with a watch on.
WOW he is still shorter then all of them.
Sort of like watching Nate Robinson serve as treasury secretary for a few minutes.
I now have to go and take a Kouwe.
PS.
Kouwe, if you were a pig I would eat you. You suck that much.
-Lisa Falcone
Also; @3; FTW.
Nice job sir/madam.
@5 true. I would have swatted that shit to next Tuesday.
I believe that if any of the “opponents” played any D on Timmy G, they would have been knifed.
- A guy who notices that the Chinese love themselves some knife work.
Timmy G is a baller.
Also – 10,112
I’d rather lick ass than kick ass.
— BF
and boom goes the dynamite
If Geithner weren’t white, he be just another brother.
~ Isiah Thomas
I don’t know when this is from, but with all the shit going down in the market and fin reform and Greece etc, does geithner have anything better to do than join a pick up basketball game with Chinese high school kids in a makeshift tent gym???
No wonder he’s Obamas boy.
1) are these the tallest Chinese they could find? Or is Tim a midget?
2) Given how much paper he has to paste them with in the next 12 months, shouldnt he be letting them win? Or giving these guys a rub & tug? Come on Timmy. Always be closing.
3) Bernanke, Geithner and Clinton are all in China right now. Ben and Timmy are there to sell some toxic treasuries. Bubba is there cause “I like to ride them yellow cabs”
kouwe, why you gotta play the race card?
Cry me a River..
Anyone else get a virus warning when they come here?
Bubba’s in the factry
He ain’t got no shoes
Timmy’s in the alley
He’s looking for food
Ben is in the kitchen
With the Shanghai blues
@15,
He’s on a goodwill trip to China. Stop being a douche.
@19, by “here” i assume you mean Kouwe’s mama?
@14 very nice
@21 They own huge amounts of our debt, have backed a nuclear NK and Iran and send us toxic toys for our children.
Please explain how Timmy playing Bball in his doc martins is appropriate, and the best use of his time on the Obama “GOOD WILL TO ALL THAT HATE US APOLOGY TOUR”
You are gay.
Gartman just started talking about the “triple threat” on CNBC as I opened this video… how appropriate
Pooey – I don’t see any typos in the video, good work
You know what they say, dunk on Chinese and get hungry 10 minutes later.
“You know what they say, dunk in Chinese girl, horny 10 minutes later…hungry. Said hungry” -Warren Buffet
shut the fuck up kouwe
a…or maybe c. no, a.
Geithner is such a pussy boy. Finally found someone he could beat, 12 year old chinese. Take a suck Timmy, you prick.
@3 – Fail – Actually resembled a Klouwe
Zacky Kouwacky,
I don’t like praising you because I feel it goes in one ear and out your anus. But this post is actually on the right track. There is some entertainment, and somewhat funny tags. Go this direction more often. Although @3 was funny.