Comments on: Why Did Obama Get Distant With Warren Buffett?

By: Bess Levin

Bess Levin — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:45:10 +0000

117 is correct. as for the suggestion by 116, “awesome” and “optionstrader,” your comments on this thread were among the most idiotic, obnoxious, mind-numbingly stupid I’ve ever seen. Most importantly they lacked any entertainment value whatsoever, in addition to the fact that they were completely off topic (you want to go OT, you better at least be funny). shape up or you’re getting banned. this is not up for discussion so rebuttals are not necessary nor welcome.

By: anon

anon — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:44:24 +0000

I am aware. Thanks for your comedic input.

By: guest

guest — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:35:23 +0000

@116 agree that they should be banned but you clearly don’t work in online ad sales, based on this comment:

“in the long run advertisers will want demos on your users to determine ad spend.”

they ask for those from the beginning, in addition to traffic stats. and they don’t get their demos by reading the comments section. why do you think DB every so often asks readers to complete a user survey that have questions such as what’s your annual income, etc? yeah.

By: anon

anon — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:18:58 +0000

Bess-

I recommend banning OptionsTrader and ShortStory. I know it’s not an an easy decision. Early in an online business you want to maximize unique users, but in the long run advertisers will want demos on your users to determine ad spend. Clowns like them complaining about 85k and 54k losses won’t bring dollars in the end. Plus it will be a cost save freeing the your server utilization of their BS.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 25 May 2010 03:00:35 +0000

sounds like somepeople have a case of the mondays……who let the asylum out today?

By: Ken

Ken — Tue, 25 May 2010 02:45:11 +0000

@7 it’s the black socks

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:54:31 +0000

The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum… it’s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

By: Warren B

Warren B — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:13:54 +0000

Maybe Barry won’t see me but Becky Squicky will sit on my lap anytime I ask. I’m thinking about Carl now, I bet he will sit on my lap too. Is it wrong ?

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:05:57 +0000

Not quite.

And how the fuck did I get logged in as this homo?

By: 1,000,000 Crickets

1,000,000 Crickets — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:04:53 +0000

*chi-irp?*

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 25 May 2010 00:30:07 +0000

last

By: Doode

Doode — Tue, 25 May 2010 00:25:26 +0000

This rant outcommented even a number of comments about Mandy to become numero uno on most commented list – I am impressed. Unfortunately it seems little civilized discourse is feasible here in a company of drunks.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 25 May 2010 00:18:47 +0000

Buffett has lost his way

By: ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions

ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions — Tue, 25 May 2010 00:17:08 +0000

@104. I was referring to the well known fact that gay men have tons of sex and lesbians have little, compared to straight couples, due to the whole evolution/biological disposition thing, numbnut.

By: ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions

ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions — Tue, 25 May 2010 00:14:01 +0000

I considered it but I doubt he douches enough for my tastes.

But, speaking of socialism and douching: Ghandi. Now there was a real homosexuals homosexual. Between his daily enema and the fact that it’d be cow style instead of doggie style, you’d hit John Holmes status in a millisecond. Tie a bell around his neck and make him lactate and you’d hit instant divinity.

-guy who sometimes just says shit because everyone else is a pussy and won’t say it