• 17 May 2010 at 6:26 PM

Write-Offs: 05.17.10

$$$ “In one way, it’s nice to run less money,” said Mr. Gundlach, chief executive of the Los Angeles asset-management firm. But in another way, he said, “I like to think of myself as a big-time bond-fund manager.” [WSJ]

$$$ John Paulson Hedge Fund Added to Bank of America Holding in First Quarter [Bloomberg]

$$$ Analyst: Arby’s performance ‘amongst the worst in modern restaurant history‘ [NYDN]

$$$ Meredith Whitney: Investors Should Avoid Banks ‘At All Costs’ [CNBC]

Comments (11)

  1. Posted by Retarded Court Jester | May 17, 2010 at 6:28 PM

    Where do pirates go to find curly fries and roast beef sandwiches?

  2. Posted by CoveredLong | May 17, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    “In one way, it’s nice not to have a home, really saves on taxes”

    “In one way, it’s nice not to have arms, you never have to help friend’s move”

    “In one way, it’s nice not to have graduated high school, lot’s of free time”

  3. Posted by trojan | May 17, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    In one way, it’s nice to be a Human Centipede, extra long digestive tract.

  4. Posted by switch hitters | May 17, 2010 at 7:25 PM

    America’s Ten Most Corrupt Capitalists
    Wall Street’s captains of industry and top policymakers in Washington are often the same people. A lot of them get rich by playing for both teams.

    http://tinyurl.com/22oh72q

  5. Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2010 at 9:01 PM

    @1 – McDonalds!

    –Moody’s Structured Finance Credit Analyst

  6. Posted by Anonymous | May 17, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    @4 – please check lost and found for your tinfoil hat. It could come in really handy at a time like this.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2010 at 4:52 AM

    My bank is avoiding me, at all costs… sigh

  8. Posted by american bandersnatch | May 18, 2010 at 7:21 AM

    Meredith is still looking good. Maria, not so much.

  9. Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2010 at 8:22 AM

    @ 8 – her office is close by in midtown. i can assure you she is not attractive.

    - some douche

  10. Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2010 at 9:00 AM

    I miss the BBC double dongers, strawbeery flavored gels, leather whips, handcuffs, weed, and videos…..

    -Gundie

  11. Posted by volatilitysmile | May 18, 2010 at 12:31 PM

    @9 – that sheer unattractiveness alone makes her more sensy for the right crowd, you dig? Now, on your knees!

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