10:30 a.m.: We are also transporting a large glass dildo we bought in Amsterdam a few years ago. It’s in my backpack, in its protective pouch. The female TSA agent pulls out the pouch and asks “What is this?” I hem and haw a bit. Her supervisor says, “I know what that is. It’s okay.” This reminds me of when I went on vacation, accidentally arrived at the airport late, and didn’t have time to check my bag full of toys and ropes, so I had to go through screening. They had a good sense of humor about it.
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she sounds delicious, any chance she is in NYC for those eight days….
I want the lot for using on “Stupid Girls”!
— You know who
I gotta guess “Bess Levin”?
those pouches never get old…
Bess wearing a strap-on = forever killing it
seems pretty middle-class to me
boring
@bike I’m not trying to entertain you with this, I’m legitimately ask you to identify the diarist.
@7 – Examine your motives, best one in WEEKS!
@Bess – I honestly would pay $$$ to read your sex diary…make sure it doesn’t involve bankers (stereotypical – chick who rags on bankers is doing a banker). I can deal with the Brooklyn hipster type.
“I can deal with the Brooklyn hipster type.”
I would rather light myself on fire, NTTAWWT
(also, if you think what I do is “rag on bankers” than you don’t get me/DB at all)
Self immolation is the new killing it.
@ Bess – I agree completely. Self-immolation is a valid and acceptable lifestyle choice.
Brooklyn Hipster? Really? GTFO
This reeks of:
a) two fuglys who ooze disgusting-ness.
b) mail-order-bride type who’s getaway is with her boyhood lover whom she is surprising with a new rollie, courtesy the moron slob.
I hope B. She has hotness for real, and he is just abusing this poor girl knowing what’s up.
I am self immolating right now, all over my secretary.
what about hipster bankers?
-hipster “banker”
Discuss: Is Fire Island’s Gay Ghetto Still Relevant?
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Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
this post is sooo deck
@18 excellent Fight Club reference.
@9 she’s been dating a hedge fund dude for a while…are you going to kill yourself now?
@21 say it ain’t so…… first the US World Cup team gets spanked by Ghana and now Bess is banging a hedgey? This week sucks already…next thing we’ll find out Jamie doesn’t pay his taxes…
@ Bess, 10 here:
I don’t think that but you get what I was playing @!
Whoops 9*
@21 I heard Kouwe is working for a hedge fund now. Coincidence?
@25 – Watch your mouth!!!! How dare you say or even imply that the artist formerly known as Kouwe, got a JOB!!!!!!
@25 you’ll be hearing from our lawyers. Our employment details are strictly p&c
@Bess- Well the guy sure isn’t in fixed income trading given the wakeup hours.
@14- Unfortunately I think your choice “a” is probably the winner.
Three year DB reader; first time commenter (because I work at a firm that restricts DB, and even if it didn’t, I wouldn’t post from there). Neither A nor B, sorry. Just found someone I love, unfortunately living in another city.
@29 go give yourself another tug….. if the other city she is at is out of state you get to bang at will in the home city since its doesnt count. everyone knows that.
Nick Marounis – tell them to sweep the leg!
boring…….
SK4yNg This is one awesome blog post. Really Cool.