From the mailbag:
Zee Germans at Deutsche are delaying IB analyst comp a month, with payouts coming Aug. 13.
Clearly this is being done to fight inevitable attrition and avoid making any kind of leadership move (and to ensure continued below Street comp). They didn’t even give a shitty excuse for why, besides admitting “to follow the rest of the Street.” Played flawlessly like a true second-tier shop.
Thank god the windows at 60 Wall don’t open…
“Played flawlessly like a true second-tier shop.”
So you knew it was second-tier when you joined and you’re now complaining?
Deutsche Bags
Deutsche Bank, A.G.
Short form: DBAG
’nuff said.
Deutsche to analyst staff: see that sushi roll combo there? Go fetch.
The underlying message to 2nd yr analysts is that you are less valuable than you think. Maybe if you start adding value (or if you stop burning your VPs matcha), you will be promoted?
Just don’t mention the war.
1st year bonuses will be paid in license plates reading:
“DB – 1″
This would never happen at Raymond James.
@Covered..well played..
They are hoping to convince a couple of interns to stick around for half the price. The Germans can flush out some of dullards
they are serving schnauzer in the cafeteria for the analysts living paycheck to paycheck
when getting sour on krauts goes wrong
F ‘em. They’re all replaceable!
-MD of
btw…where’s Anal_yst with his standard terrible comments that make me stab myself in the eye with my bic?
Over/Under that they under cut Macquire?
I heard DB is dealing with the internal dissent by setting up a complaints department in what used to be the gym showers.
@16 That’s wrong
@17 so was financing WW2
@18 wrong, IRR was tremendous from 1939-1943
@19 my b
18
@14
You must be one helluva masochist if a simple blog comment makes you stab yourself, huh?
…or @14 is Kouwe, or both.
@11 Don’t order the Schnitzel, they’re using Schnauzer.
@22 Dude, the community bank small loans department closes at 5. What are you still doing here?
Schweinhund!!!
why all the anal_yst hate? If you’re going to pick on someone for incredibly dumb comments at least go after tax chick, geez…
@21,22 – Shut the fuck up Kouw_analyst!! And 26, ZK>TC>Anal_yst
@26: or Anonymous
I can guarantee that Goldman Sachs will not delay bonuses this year. Likely record bonuses again. Great job Blankfein.
Take comfort that you’re still number 1 in the goose stepping league tables and absolutely nothing else. With any luck people will not notice how over levered you are.
– Fixed Income
@24: ditto, I thought the back office gets busy after trading cut-off time?
Be happy you dont work at GE Capital
Lazard top 3rd Yr analyst 120, 210 all-in (does not include 35 signing for Associate promote)
@29
GS delayed bonuses, that’s why everyone else is delaying to make sure they are close or relatively close…
@34 is an idiot..GS analyst bonus numbers come out in January and are paid in February