• 28 Jun 2010 at 4:53 PM

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  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 4:54 PM

    I don’t think so Bess.

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    If I’ve told them once, I’ve told them a thousand times, I don’t use singles…I only use hundo’s…why do they even make these stupid things?

  3. 3
    Posted by Bess Levin | June 28, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    @1 excuse you?

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 4:57 PM

    I make it rain on these [garden] hoes.

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    We pour money down the shit bucket all the time at AQR. It’s no big deal.

    - biff

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    @3 BL You heard me. -Al Borland @1

  7. 7
    Posted by Debrahlee Lorenzana's Burka | June 28, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Who knew throwing tea parties could be so lucrative

  8. 8
    Posted by merkin capital partners | June 28, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    Shouldn’t you be wearing the bucket?

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    Worst 3-Card Monte dealer ever

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 5:08 PM

    “Banja-man, Franka-lan…dem aint none a yall friends.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5KJt-NgVA

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | June 28, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    Mr. Griffin likened Mr. Ratigan to a “wild mustang,” and said, “I don’t want to change him. I want to tame him a little bit,” so that the audience can keep up. His advice to Mr. Ratigan: “If you want to create a movement, take it a little slower,” he said.

    _____
    Fast or slow, I like the direction you’re going.

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 5:14 PM

    Ratigan went to the US Patent Office trying to register some of his financial inventions. He went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down his personal info and then asked him what he had invented.

    He said, “A financial bottle.”

    She said, “Okay. What do you call it?”

    “A Fottle.”

    “What else do you have?”

    “A financial carton.”

    “What do you call it?”

    “A Farton.”

    She snickered and said, “Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude.”

    Dylan was so upset by her comment that he grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about his “financial” bucket.

  13. 13
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    Bess, props for the Urkel reference.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | June 28, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    Dylan Ratigan keeps all his cash in a bucket.

  15. 15
    Posted by anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    Turdburglar

  16. 16
    Posted by RonMexico | June 28, 2010 at 5:28 PM

    An illustration of Dick Ebersol’s career at NBC.

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    Where’s Lil Wayne when you need him.

    O wait, the Negro (politically correct according to census) is in jail. Surprise.

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 5:41 PM

    @12 – Well played, sir. Except you forgot the “financial” maggot…

  19. 19
    Posted by Bess Levin | June 28, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    @13 thanks

  20. 20
    Posted by anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    Dumping the Shark

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Never heard of this guy, is he Canadian?

  22. 22
    Posted by Betamax | June 28, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    Dylan Ratigan is a cheese sandwich.

  23. 23
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    I’m not wearing any pants.

  24. 24
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 8:02 PM

    Thanks for remembering me Bernie

  25. 25
    Posted by ML | June 28, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    Dylan, chill baby , you’re overstressing. BTW- thanks for leaving the show to me. It’s an even bigger failure now

    xoxo, Melissa Lee

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 8:42 PM

    I told MSNBC to pay me in STEEL buckets of cash, not plastic buckets!!!!

  27. 27
    Posted by Goldteef | June 28, 2010 at 8:58 PM

    Blanche Lincoln likes it up the butt.

  28. 28
    Posted by Finnegan | June 28, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    “Glenn Beck Groupie Cleans Garage”

    or

    “Mr. Rogers Lately Discovers Deficit, Explains it to Toddlers Using Props”

  29. 29
    Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 11:36 PM

    I am joe’s complete lack of surprise

  30. 30
    Posted by jfk | June 29, 2010 at 4:55 AM

    These damn penny jars…

  31. 31
    Posted by OHHHHYEAAAAHHH!!! | June 29, 2010 at 8:15 AM

    Oberman would not approve

  32. 32
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    I don’t trust banks, I keep my cash in steel buckets.

  33. 33
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    Slightly more cost effective than the budget allocated for the making of CNBCS Pixar documentary

  34. 34
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    He can’t hit the toilet when he’s taking a leak either.

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