Steve Cohen and the wife, Alex, maxing and relaxing in Greenwich, in their kitchen, which has a couch. Gotta say, this certainly looks comfy, though I’m partial to other positions.
[Annie Lievowitz/VanityFair]
- 02 Jun 2010 at 12:56 PM
Caption Contest Wednesday: “Imagine Yourself, Entirely Swathed In Fleece”
By Bess LevinTags: "pillow talk", Alexandra Cohen, give me your best sexy face, imagine your tongue is a constantly regenerating strip of bacon, photoshoots, Steve Cohen, sure there's a couch in the kitchen but does he have a full service Dunkin Donuts in the bedroom is the question, this is where the magic happens
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“Shhhhhhhh, Daddy’s home.”
“safety”
Spooning, how cute!
Former SAC trader’s sexy face:
http://www.anorak.co.uk/246970/strange-but-true/the-greatest-tattooed-mugshots-ever.html?pid=17867#img
Let me show you why I call it SAC
“i’m so rich that i have a couch in my kitchen”
Hair Club for Women
“This could be you, Bess”
John/Yoko
Being shot by Annie Leibovitz/Liebowitz has always been and always will be the new killing it.
“The Cohens in their kitchen, satiated after a game of hide the salame.”
In home theaters are so 2007, we watch Chef Ramsey cook our dinner for fun from the kouch. Kouch? You know, kitchen couch? (sigh) This is why I don’t give interviews.
zamboni men make it smoother
21 degrees on the trading floor, 100 in the bed
she looks like LB
“Of course I’d still love him if he was just an analyst — look at that face!”
Is This Man Too Hot To Work At Your Office?
yes, sí
either Annie needed the money, or owed Steve money….
SFW & on topic.
Look at that wedding band. LOOK AT IT. You remember where you came from, cause I’ll send you BACK. Now, get on the Kouch!
In Vanity Fair, but still has gap in teeth….
His body language: I OWN her too.
Her body language: His breath smells like RBS’s trading floor.
I’m way better looking than Hank Paulson….
Great raw material for Photoshop™.
…and all the Queen’s men, couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again….
Is that Ping’s arm on Alex’s leg?
I don’t understand where that extra black, ruched material is emanating from across her arm and hips. Someone please explain the significance.
The Cohens, feigning happiness after they were told to remove their golden Slankets.
nada mejor que esteban. he took me and mi hijo from the bronx and make us greenwich elite.
Geez, I always though it was ladies XXX large flannel nighties he preferred.
Do you think they really “do it” in more than one position, Ms. Levin?
Nice photo, such a loving couple!
that kitchen couch must have a bacon odor that no amount of Febreeze…
Cohen – bacon? Not so sure…
soul-less girl…
traded for the finer things..
kill your self.
@33, don’t get all into the poesy. she was a high school grad w/ a kid and living w/ rosa garcia. not like she had any options. she even got to raise the girls catholic.
overheard on the kitchen couch..
AC:What will you do if the SEC shows up? Run away like a mouse?
SC: No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.
AC: Who are these Stooges you speak of?
SC: They’re a comedy team.
AC: Tell me about them. Everything.
SC: Well, they’re three kind of funny looking guys and they hit each other a lot.
AC: You will show me The Stooges?
SC: I will show you The Stooges.
AC: When?
SC: Well, I don’t really know where The Stooges are right now but if I locate them you will be the first to know.
@32: bacon: the kosher white meat.
@35- I don’t know if that was a quote but that was hilarious. Reminds me of:
SC: I think I cracked a rib.
AC: Giving me oral pleasure?
SC: No, retard, from trading.
@32
“These days, Alex helps give away millions to charity, shows up at events on Steve’s arms. Still, she wears Gap and drives to Costco, alert to bargains. And she takes care of her man. She doesn’t complain that he works too much; she lauds his devotion to their kids. If he has had a bad day at work, she cooks his favorite meal: pasta with anchovies.”
OK bacon, anchovies…either way it must stink.
@31
“If you scream for help I swear Im gonna…”
@8 FTW
The immaculately manicured fingers say, “this is a fist friendly home.”
Also, Lisa Falcone would beat the living shit out of AC in our hypothetical show Real Housewives of Hedge Funds but they would both be “popular” characters.
sausage fingers.
Big deal about the couch – I have a Barka-lounger in my toilet – where is my Vanity Fair spread??
Lisa Maria Falcone is lithe and got speed. Alex Garcia Cohen at cruiser-weight now and living in the gwich leafy enclave has made her soft…..softer.
bess you really should host a real house wives of hedge funds. clearly ct should be the start
Is that the kitchen in the ice rink or the kitchen in the main house?
Either Stevie’s like 4’10″ or the back of that sofa is really abnormally tall.
Alex is just under 5 feet but all burrito in the ass.
The Billy Joel/Christie Brinkley syndrome or, if you prefer, the Lyle Lovett/Julia Roberts Syndrome.
I think she won the fugly bet she made with some friends.
Im the leprechaun!!!
Steven,my name is Richard Brodsky and I’m President of the Richard N. Brodsky Foundation, a 501 (c) (3) public charity. I’m HIV-positive, a brain cancer survivor and a marathon runner for life. My Foundation will be sponsoring its 4th annual 5K AIDS / Cancer Run / Walk on June 12 in Cedar Creek Park, Seaford, Long Island. We have donated $6,000 in toys to Steven & Alexandra Cohen Children’s Medical Center of New York. If you do a google or yahoo search for ’5K AIDS’ you will see my Foundation’s Events generally come up 1, 2 and 3. May I send you a sponsorship package, richardm.brodsky@gmail.com
Congratulations for having such a huge heart as you are building new wings at North Shore LIJ. I had my radiation done at this hospital. My name is Richard Brodsky. I'm HIV-positive, a brain cancer survivor and a marathon runner for life. My Foundation, the Richard M. Brodsky Foundation has donated over $9,000 in cash and toys to Steven and Alexandra Cohen Children's Medical Center of New York. We sponsor two running Events in America ever year and one of them is FREE. I've been very lucky that I can still run marathons and this is my way of giving back to people living with HIV and cancer. The Foundation's local runs in America can be found by visiting the website http://www.5kaidscancer.com. We have also sponsored 6 World AIDS Marathons on World AIDS Day and provided orphan dinner dances for 2,800 orphans in Kenya.