A couple days back one of Charlie’s former colleagues and I had a conversations re: if absolutely forced to pick between two former and current CNBC colleagues with which to liaise, who she’d go with. She went with option C, which was that she’d have to kill herself or go on life-support. I suggested the situation might still be appealing to Charlie Gasparino. Today he responded to that discussion on-air asking “She’s gotta be comatose?” and adding “She’s gonna be comatose” before his mic was cut. I’m not even sure what any of this means (was he saying he’s going to put her in a state of comatosis via his schlong?) but regardless I’m nervous.

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Comments (27)

  1. Posted by Agent | June 25, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    Hear there’s a sex tape of Bess going around Goldman S&T?? Anyone have it?

  2. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 5:24 PM

    Epic, great work beth.

  3. Beware of Charlie’s spitting cobra. It doubles as a kickstand, and can often be confused with a well rope. Avoid the oasis at all costs.

  4. Posted by guest | June 25, 2010 at 5:31 PM

    REPENT
    THE END IS
    EXTREMELY
    FUCKING
    NIGH

  5. Posted by Buggzy | June 25, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    What an imBasel.

  6. Posted by koolaidisfun | June 25, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    the tape had made it out west

  7. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 6:18 PM

    When the hell did Fox get a business channel?

  8. Posted by not cg | June 25, 2010 at 6:22 PM

    Shit that is funny! Classic.

  9. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    Can’t see the video. Did they take it down?

  10. Posted by Mandy | June 25, 2010 at 6:58 PM

    Charlie seems like a latent homo. May be more interested in that corpse Kudblow

  11. Posted by Bess Levin | June 25, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    @1 Be more funny.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    Bess, you have to stop pimping Charlie.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 8:03 PM

    Bess, your filthy mind is a national treasure.

  14. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    That honestly made my NIGHT! ‘Ya know something…she would be comatosis’d’

  15. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 10:11 PM

    This fuckin’ guy belongs in a car trunk.
    Vinnie the Guinea

  16. Posted by Anonymous | June 26, 2010 at 12:42 AM

    Another truly stupid post by Bess.

    Bess – please get a real job so at least down the road when you get some real experience then maybe you can try and add some colorful commentary versus being the Monday morning QB jerk that everyone gets sick of. You make absolutely NO accretive value to anything with your stupid posts like these – just got back to cut & pasting articles as that seems to be what you are best at.

  17. Posted by hasidic splooge | June 26, 2010 at 1:39 AM

    @1

    I’ve seen the tape, she takes it on the chin.

    - doused in splooge

  18. Posted by Airhead | June 26, 2010 at 2:33 AM

    I admire Mr. Gasparino but his bad and immature response to something she answered just to play safe, lowered his bar.Besides,does Charlie expect all people to like him? Grow up man!

    Charlie Gasparino should watch words he’s spewing.He shouldn’t go down to the level where he disrespect himself. Don’t show immaturity , bad ass temper and non sense answer for something mundane.Is he God? I didn’t know that! I know he reports behind-the-scene Wall Street drama.

    Video was removed.Most likely Fox thought it was of bad taste and sexist remarks which will only damage his reputation (if he has any) and trigger firestorm among bloggers.

    I’m not connected with CNBC but I noticed Cramer handles very well criticisms and attacks on his persona.I think God General Gasbagarino McChrystal should learn from him – yes, by force if necessary.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | June 26, 2010 at 2:35 AM

    Ahh! No longer the “kids at Dealbreaker”

  20. Posted by Tank | June 26, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    Bait and switch, Bait and switch.

  21. Posted by Anonymous | June 26, 2010 at 7:04 PM

    @18 r u kidding? “Cramer handles criticisms well”? Did you see him on Jon Stewart where he looked like a cowering little baby loser? It was laughable. Then the red-head from Fox Business who Gaspareno appears with goes on Stewart and fires back like an Uzi, kicks Cramer’s pussy ass. I don’t put a lot of stock in many of the talking heads but Cramer’s a joke.

  22. Posted by plang | June 26, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    2 cents for what gasperino is worth is 2 to many.just another hanger on…

  23. Posted by Jjj | June 27, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    Gas Bag !!!!!!

  24. Posted by dd | June 27, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    GasBag strikes again … he should be on Jersey Shore .

    Trish Regan is awesomely insanely strange

  25. Posted by Davinci | June 28, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    To comment #1, i hope what u said is true. HA

  26. Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    @18 I don’t see what you did there.

  27. Posted by Anonymous | June 28, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    Do you like Dennis or LIKE like?

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