From the front lines: “This just happened. He drank that fucker and quick. The best part was the lack of commentary. Just looked around to see if anyone was watching, took it down and got back to work. Oh, and it was a chick icing a dude.”
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
I want to start going around with a bottle of Penzoil and telling people they got BP’d
Not to be confused with DP’d
That is so last week.
@1 – Jesus, I hope not. Confusion about that could be catastrophic.
Bess, you can ice me now. I am ready.
In all serious, my dealings with Citadel analysts/PMs have convinced me a large majority of them are closet cases
You need to be boozed up to make it through the day at Citadel.
YESSSSSS!!!!
More icings.
More icings.
More icings.
More icings.
The last time I got a box with a surprise inside it was an aborted fetus.
Look for the guy with the lampshade on his head.
@8 not a box of your mother’s ashes?
I always love playing that practical joke on people.
@5 – Correct. Download Grindr for your iPHone and visit your favorite hedge fund. You will find all the closet cases that way. I once fucked an IR guy for a distressed bond shop on Park Ave in his offices bathroom. That’s the new killing it.
The Gay Banker
Citadel sucks.
These Citadel folks are way too cool and hip for me. I’d have to 23 skidoo if I were there.
Leftovers from last week’s company mixer.
Ho’s icing bros
Don’t know why but #8 made me laugh.
I hate finding surprises in my box.
Merissa Ree
“Millions of pages, One Solution”
@14 – Yup, looks like the last of a sixer.
Hi Bess,
I’ve been receiving some internal inquiries re: one your posts on DealBreaker today (Citadel Securities Icer Goes With The Green Apple).
Is this in relation to the Citadel trading desk? If so, can you provide me with some background? What Citadel location? Who, etc.? I find this rather entertaining (I’m new to the Icing concept) and hope to provide some feedback to colleagues.
Thanks,
[redacted]
Citadel Group
@8 from @16: LoLz
Hi Bess,
I’ve been receiving some internal inquiries re: one your posts on DealBreaker today (Citadel Securities Icer Goes With The Green Apple).
Is this in relation to the Citadel trading desk? If so, can you provide me with some background? What Citadel location? Who, etc.? I find this rather entertaining (I’m new to the Icing concept) and hope to provide some feedback to colleagues.
Thanks,
Zach Kouwe
Citadel Group
Brosicingbros.com is down folks!
Although I think it’s a tired gag, #22 was well done.
@24 – I don’t write Kouwe-related posts because they’re funny. I write them to crush his self-confidence on the off-chance that he checks the comments.
He looks like Liberace as serial killer
@22 Chicago, crude vol desk
If Citadel HR finds out who was involved, who’s more fucked – the icer or the ice-ee?
(Given Citadel’s revolving door rep, I’m saying their futures are both equally grim.)
Ruh Roh! He got rrrriced!
-Asian Banker
@28
Get it? Their FUTURES hahahahahahahhahahahahah
@30 I see what you did there.
Dude should have ice blocked her. What a puss
- Southern Frat Stud
@32 you should have ate her
-Souther Fat Dude
Are you fucking serious? Who are these poser fuckheads? First, “dudes” don’t get iced. Bros do. And chicks don’t fucking ice people. Bros do.
Clearly this bitch is trying to fit into the boys club and the guy who downed the ice figured this would be an easier out than having to fuck her.
-Guy who thinks bros icing bros is fucking gay, but has a certain respect for the purity of social phenomena
Not to S my own D but not as good as the pic of Carney getting iced (green apple as well) last night.
@35 Anal_yst Pic or it didn’t happen?
Propose we start “dicing” : double-down + ice
This person was almost certainly fired. What a fool.
@37 Douches dicing douches?
I’ve got something a bit more enticing in a box
Whats in the box?1?!?!?! Whats in the box?1?!!?1?!
-B. Pitt
@40 Sphincter in a box?
@36
http://www.businessinsider.com/gossip-grind-todays-wall-street-buzz-in-60-seconds-2010-6
@17 FTW
@35
Shut the fuck up, Kouwanal_yst
Icing someone is the new getting fired from 2 jobs in 5 months. It is also gayer than being an anal_yst!
@18 haha nice
I wonder if this was in the SF office?
Following whatever idiotic game the marketing geniuses at Smirnoff came up with, trying to get the blogosphere to acknowledge your coolness, while sucking your own dick (and that of your bros) is what the Anal_yst is all about.
@10 #8 is Kieth Richards. If you sent him Mommy’s ashes, he would have snorted them with his cocaine.
The note “You Got ICED” is not a chick’s handwriting. If it were, the “o” in “Got” would be a smiley face. I’m calling BS here.
19 had it. close up shop and carry on “bros”.
-DJ LIBOR
Citadel is a tough place to work at, but the compensation is sick, and it looks great on your resume. There’s a reason why it’s the toughest hedge fund to get a job at.
i heard that the analyst who did this got fired
that is so last month!!