• 29 Jun 2010 at 1:39 PM

Crisis At Morgan Stanley: No Good Snacks All Morning

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From: Morgan Stanley
Sent: Tuesday, June 29, 2010 11:11 AM
To: Employees
Subject: Crisis Management Update – Low Water Pressure in Westchester Office

Due to the water pressure issue today, the Westchester cafeteria will have a delayed opening at noon and will offer a limited menu.

The following stations will be open at noon:

* Grill
* Deli
* Salad Bar
* Retail Snacks (yogurt, fruit, granola bars)
* Grab and Go Sandwiches

The trader pantry will also open at noon.

All food services will be served on paper plates with plasticware.

Also, from the front lines: “The toilets are out. 25 porta johns are now lined up on the patio…alongside dining facilities. Can only hope this leads to a Preakness-esque Running of the Urinals.”

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Comments (38)

  1. 1
    Posted by Tax Chick | June 29, 2010 at 1:46 PM

    Hyperbole is the new killin’ it.

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    Making the jump during the ’08 Running of the Urinals is my greatest accomplishment to date

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | June 29, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    The Real Crisis: The Management (using the term loosely) Team of Gorman/Mack.

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    @2 5 out of 5 mint biscuits for that comment.

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    OH THE HUMANITY. PEOPLE NEED TO KOUWE!

  6. 6
    Posted by sladd | June 29, 2010 at 1:53 PM

    Glad to see MS has the resources to handle a crisis of this proportion.

  7. 7
    Posted by Quon't | June 29, 2010 at 2:13 PM

    25? That’s an uneven number.

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 2:22 PM

    @5 FTW

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    Bess, whats your favorite snack?

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    wtf is a trader pantry?

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 3:00 PM

    @10

    It’s where the traders keep their homemade preserves.

  12. 12
    Posted by Homer | June 29, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    No more apples in the vending machine!

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    The Wide Clops will continue to feast on the ID’s of ex employees….

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