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Citi, creepiest lawyers of all time, Debrahlee Lorenzana, interviews, my point is: enough is enough, no pencil skirts, too hot for Citi
Didnt this bimbette use to frequent Morans (Morons) in the 90s?
Why hasn’t somebody put something in her mouth yet? She should also be wearing a cock bib.
“The days that Citi said she was late were weekends.”
Don’t a lot of branch bankers work on Saturdays? Especially the more junior-level ones? Just sayin’.
She was probably fired for always walking around with her anal bead tail swishing back and forth.
@4 No, the ones that look like this play sick and cook me breakfast in the morning
@3, my bad
Anyone have first year numbers for Citi “business bankers”??
-Desperate Princeton ’10 grad w/o job nailed down yet
Bess, please tag with creepiest lawyer ever for cross reference purposes. Thanks.
– J. Tuckner
Like Debrahlee, I, too, wish I had been born rich instead of so damn good looking.
~The Damn Good Looking Trader
Maybe the problem is that you cant speak well….at all
Keep in mind I watched this on mute
Wait a sec. I’ve seen this duo before. That’s Maximilia/n Cordero and her boyfriend, William J Unroch, Esq.. This isn’t the first time they’ve tried to shake down the financial sector.
WTF is up w/ these Pop Ups???
I can’t tolerate listening to this sloot speak for more than five seconds. I don’t care how fun the night before was, the morning after must be nothing short of a nightmare.
“I was in shocked” hmm
Maybe, just maybe, she got fired because she’s incapable of putting together a coherent statement in English.
Having said that…I would let her hold my change purse and roll of quarters.
-J.Lo (“Hennifer Lopez”)
You quiero Taco Bell.
Did somebody say “anal bead tail wagging”?
-I am Dennis Kneale’s flaming libido
You are posting comments too vapidly. Please smarten up.
@13 – Try Firefox. With adblock plus. Whole new browsing experience.
Every office with 50+ employees has hotter women. BFD
@10, @16: Did the Nazis speak English as well as you?
I would eat her pound cake.
@23, 10 here, its just a fact. She is in a client service business and as 16 said she cant put together a coherent sentence.
English was the primary language I encountered upon arriving at what you now call “New York City” in 1524. It was well spoken by all the natives who, by the way, cursed me for my inability to speak it without an accent.
~Giovanni da Verrazzano
@23 – Godwin!
@26…I’m not talking to you until you get rid of that accent of yours.
Is she were a President she would be Baberham Lincoln.
If she were a banker, she’d be fired for poor performance and lacking any grasp of the English language.
I’ll give $20 to anyone who Ices her on tv.
Wow. Typo in my own post. Somebody ice me.
Wow. Typo in my own post about grasping the english language. Somebody ice me.
She was great in white men can’t jump!!!
10 & 18 tied FTW. Ship her to Arizona; she can screen illegals.
TGFBV who can’t get his login to work.
Uh, unfortunately the bar for retail bank employees isn’t set very high. She’s pretty-much in the top quartile, sadly.
“Didnt this bimbette use to frequent Morans (Morons) in the 90s?”
I seem to remember her at Johnys Fish and Grille in the late 90’s.
i’d still tear that apart like an anti-harassment policy document
If she traded currency, I’d pound her all day.
“Their body type was different than mines.” Seriously, what the hell.
Has she considered going back to Puerto Rico? Her strange accent may go unnoticed there.
I think “business banker” needs to be a tag.
ugh. she pronounces ask “axed.”
Lorenzana and Jack Tuckner deserve each other. Perhaps he has enlightened her about his “pierced genitalia” during her private “photo shoot” at his office.
What other attorney would touch this case? It’s dead in the water, with only arbitration to resolve her complaints. This is nothing but a PR stunt for both of them.
Here is the perv who is representing her:
Where is she going next? CNBC,Fox Biz News or Bloomberg?
Anywhere, as long as not with Larry King.Liz Taylor is still the winner
She’s a 7 at best and halfway illiterate.
I dont know who is worse her or her creepy ass lawyer.
She isn’t HOT. She’s just CONCEITED!
I would do her and her lawyer at the same time, with the lights on and a translator in the corner.
She’s everywhere for this issue? Granting but I think she’s hungry for publicity;wanting to be a celebrity.
BESS, DO YOU HAVE HER TELEPHONE NUMBER?
Please tell her to call me.
Bess, I will pay you to give her English lessons, naked, with the lights on. Holla at me, girl.
Bess give #52 the telephone number of Rehab facility up North also.
A condom says I love myself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Z0mdQc4-g&feature=related
@52 “Tiger”…I did her already, she’ll be your sloppy seconds. Throw a six and catch up mate. You may have me on the golf course, but I gotcha in the bedroom.
– Greg Norman, aka self styled ” The Great White Shark”
Remember the Shark’s comments about Tiger when Tiger was the new golf sensation? “Well, mate, he’s good but I’ve got a 737….”
BESS, ARE THERE MORE DRESS CODE REBELS ON WALL STREET??????????
Please let me be the first one to know. I’ll prove # 56 “Norman” that I’m still in charge.
-Hoping # 54 has exited out Dealbreaker.
She will be at the always elegant and classy puerto rican day parade this Saturday shaking her booty, while wearing a puerto rican flag bandana on her head and over-sized hoop earrings. “Well, jew kno mami, I iz use to be a banker with Citi. They axed me to stop wearing ma sexy clothes. Ohhhh puta, lemme find out girlllll, they fired me cuz i’m too hot, jew kno what i iz saying girllll??” This ghetto piece of trash will let everyone know she was a “banker”, similar to real estate agents that like to tell people that they “work in real estate”. But they’re really just some piece of shit real estate agent, similar to a gloried car salesman. In this case, this hoebag is just a secretary that thinks she was a hot banker.
They should have said that they fired her b/c she can barely speak English…
Debrahlee — I feel your pain . . .
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