• 07 Jun 2010 at 3:14 PM

Debrahlee Lorenzana Speaks

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  1. Posted by befuddled memories | June 7, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    Didnt this bimbette use to frequent Morans (Morons) in the 90s?

  2. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:22 PM

    Why hasn’t somebody put something in her mouth yet? She should also be wearing a cock bib.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    “The days that Citi said she was late were weekends.”

    Don’t a lot of branch bankers work on Saturdays? Especially the more junior-level ones? Just sayin’.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:31 PM

    She was probably fired for always walking around with her anal bead tail swishing back and forth.

  5. Posted by HULK BROGAN | June 7, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    @4 No, the ones that look like this play sick and cook me breakfast in the morning

  6. Posted by HULK BROGAN | June 7, 2010 at 3:33 PM

    @3, my bad

  7. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    Anyone have first year numbers for Citi “business bankers”??

    -Desperate Princeton ’10 grad w/o job nailed down yet

  8. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:39 PM

    Bess, please tag with creepiest lawyer ever for cross reference purposes. Thanks.

    - J. Tuckner

  9. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    Like Debrahlee, I, too, wish I had been born rich instead of so damn good looking.

    ~The Damn Good Looking Trader

  10. Posted by guest | June 7, 2010 at 3:43 PM

    Maybe the problem is that you cant speak well….at all

  11. Posted by guest | June 7, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    Fran Drescher

    Keep in mind I watched this on mute

  12. Posted by Astute Mamacita Watcher | June 7, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    Wait a sec. I’ve seen this duo before. That’s Maximilia/n Cordero and her boyfriend, William J Unroch, Esq.. This isn’t the first time they’ve tried to shake down the financial sector.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:48 PM

    WTF is up w/ these Pop Ups???

  14. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    I can’t tolerate listening to this sloot speak for more than five seconds. I don’t care how fun the night before was, the morning after must be nothing short of a nightmare.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    “I was in shocked” hmm

  16. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    Maybe, just maybe, she got fired because she’s incapable of putting together a coherent statement in English.

    Having said that…I would let her hold my change purse and roll of quarters.

  17. Posted by LeveredLong (CFA Level II Candidate) | June 7, 2010 at 3:55 PM

    failblog.org

    -J.Lo (“Hennifer Lopez”)

  18. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    You quiero Taco Bell.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:58 PM

    Did somebody say “anal bead tail wagging”?

    -I am Dennis Kneale’s flaming libido

  20. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 3:59 PM

    You are posting comments too vapidly. Please smarten up.

  21. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    @13 – Try Firefox. With adblock plus. Whole new browsing experience.

  22. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    Every office with 50+ employees has hotter women. BFD

  23. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    @10, @16: Did the Nazis speak English as well as you?

  24. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:06 PM

    I would eat her pound cake.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:07 PM

    FAIL

  26. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    @23, 10 here, its just a fact. She is in a client service business and as 16 said she cant put together a coherent sentence.

    Relax toolbox

  27. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    Hey now!

  28. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    English was the primary language I encountered upon arriving at what you now call “New York City” in 1524. It was well spoken by all the natives who, by the way, cursed me for my inability to speak it without an accent.

    ~Giovanni da Verrazzano

  29. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    @23 – Godwin!

  30. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    @26…I’m not talking to you until you get rid of that accent of yours.

    ~@23

  31. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    I would.

    -VP

  32. Posted by Garth | June 7, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    Is she were a President she would be Baberham Lincoln.

    If she were a banker, she’d be fired for poor performance and lacking any grasp of the English language.

    I’ll give $20 to anyone who Ices her on tv.

  33. Posted by Garth | June 7, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    Wow. Typo in my own post. Somebody ice me.

  34. Posted by Garth | June 7, 2010 at 4:25 PM

    Wow. Typo in my own post about grasping the english language. Somebody ice me.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    She was great in white men can’t jump!!!

  36. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    10 & 18 tied FTW. Ship her to Arizona; she can screen illegals.

    TGFBV who can’t get his login to work.

  37. Posted by Anal_yst | June 7, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    @26

    Uh, unfortunately the bar for retail bank employees isn’t set very high. She’s pretty-much in the top quartile, sadly.

  38. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    “Didnt this bimbette use to frequent Morans (Morons) in the 90s?”

    I seem to remember her at Johnys Fish and Grille in the late 90′s.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    i’d still tear that apart like an anti-harassment policy document

  40. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    If she traded currency, I’d pound her all day.

  41. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    “Their body type was different than mines.” Seriously, what the hell.

  42. Posted by Helen Thomas | June 7, 2010 at 6:16 PM

    Has she considered going back to Puerto Rico? Her strange accent may go unnoticed there.

  43. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | June 7, 2010 at 6:50 PM

    I think “business banker” needs to be a tag.

  44. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 6:53 PM

    ugh. she pronounces ask “axed.”

  45. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 7:03 PM

    Lorenzana and Jack Tuckner deserve each other. Perhaps he has enlightened her about his “pierced genitalia” during her private “photo shoot” at his office.

    What other attorney would touch this case? It’s dead in the water, with only arbitration to resolve her complaints. This is nothing but a PR stunt for both of them.

    Here is the perv who is representing her:

    http://www.noethics.net/WeeklyMisfitNews/tucknerbone%20yard.pdf

  46. Posted by Airhead | June 7, 2010 at 7:52 PM

    Where is she going next? CNBC,Fox Biz News or Bloomberg?

    Anywhere, as long as not with Larry King.Liz Taylor is still the winner

  47. Posted by yup | June 7, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    smokeshow

  48. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 9:11 PM

    Too Hot?

    She’s a 7 at best and halfway illiterate.

    I dont know who is worse her or her creepy ass lawyer.

  49. Posted by latino | June 7, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    She isn’t HOT. She’s just CONCEITED!

  50. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 9:23 PM

    I would do her and her lawyer at the same time, with the lights on and a translator in the corner.

  51. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 9:24 PM

    She’s everywhere for this issue? Granting but I think she’s hungry for publicity;wanting to be a celebrity.

  52. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 9:34 PM

    BESS, DO YOU HAVE HER TELEPHONE NUMBER?

    Please tell her to call me.

    -Tiger

  53. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 9:41 PM

    Bess, I will pay you to give her English lessons, naked, with the lights on. Holla at me, girl.

    /Charlie Munger

  54. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    Bess give #52 the telephone number of Rehab facility up North also.

    -Ellen Nugter

  55. Posted by Anonymous | June 7, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    @35 Nice!

    A condom says I love myself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2Z0mdQc4-g&feature=related

  56. Posted by Anonymous | June 8, 2010 at 3:09 AM

    @52 “Tiger”…I did her already, she’ll be your sloppy seconds. Throw a six and catch up mate. You may have me on the golf course, but I gotcha in the bedroom.

    - Greg Norman, aka self styled ” The Great White Shark”

  57. Posted by Anonymous | June 8, 2010 at 9:00 AM

    Remember the Shark’s comments about Tiger when Tiger was the new golf sensation? “Well, mate, he’s good but I’ve got a 737….”

  58. Posted by Anonymous | June 8, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    BESS, ARE THERE MORE DRESS CODE REBELS ON WALL STREET??????????

    Please let me be the first one to know. I’ll prove # 56 “Norman” that I’m still in charge.

    -Hoping # 54 has exited out Dealbreaker.

  59. Posted by Vote for Pedro | June 8, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    She will be at the always elegant and classy puerto rican day parade this Saturday shaking her booty, while wearing a puerto rican flag bandana on her head and over-sized hoop earrings. “Well, jew kno mami, I iz use to be a banker with Citi. They axed me to stop wearing ma sexy clothes. Ohhhh puta, lemme find out girlllll, they fired me cuz i’m too hot, jew kno what i iz saying girllll??” This ghetto piece of trash will let everyone know she was a “banker”, similar to real estate agents that like to tell people that they “work in real estate”. But they’re really just some piece of shit real estate agent, similar to a gloried car salesman. In this case, this hoebag is just a secretary that thinks she was a hot banker.

  60. Posted by e double | June 8, 2010 at 4:37 PM

    They should have said that they fired her b/c she can barely speak English…

  61. Posted by Anonymous | June 8, 2010 at 5:04 PM

    Debrahlee — I feel your pain . . .

    -Danielle Chiesi