Debrahlee Lorenzana Speaks

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61 Responses to “Debrahlee Lorenzana Speaks”

  1. befuddled memories says:

    Didnt this bimbette use to frequent Morans (Morons) in the 90s?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Why hasn’t somebody put something in her mouth yet? She should also be wearing a cock bib.

  3. Anonymous says:

    “The days that Citi said she was late were weekends.”

    Don’t a lot of branch bankers work on Saturdays? Especially the more junior-level ones? Just sayin’.

  4. Anonymous says:

    She was probably fired for always walking around with her anal bead tail swishing back and forth.

  5. HULK BROGAN says:

    @4 No, the ones that look like this play sick and cook me breakfast in the morning

  6. HULK BROGAN says:

    @3, my bad

  7. Anonymous says:

    Anyone have first year numbers for Citi “business bankers”??

    -Desperate Princeton ’10 grad w/o job nailed down yet

  8. Anonymous says:

    Bess, please tag with creepiest lawyer ever for cross reference purposes. Thanks.

    – J. Tuckner

  9. Anonymous says:

    Like Debrahlee, I, too, wish I had been born rich instead of so damn good looking.

    ~The Damn Good Looking Trader

  10. guest says:

    Maybe the problem is that you cant speak well….at all

  11. guest says:

    Fran Drescher

    Keep in mind I watched this on mute

  12. Astute Mamacita Watcher says:

    Wait a sec. I’ve seen this duo before. That’s Maximilia/n Cordero and her boyfriend, William J Unroch, Esq.. This isn’t the first time they’ve tried to shake down the financial sector.

  13. Anonymous says:

    WTF is up w/ these Pop Ups???

  14. Anonymous says:

    I can’t tolerate listening to this sloot speak for more than five seconds. I don’t care how fun the night before was, the morning after must be nothing short of a nightmare.

  15. Anonymous says:

    “I was in shocked” hmm

  16. Anonymous says:

    Maybe, just maybe, she got fired because she’s incapable of putting together a coherent statement in English.

    Having said that…I would let her hold my change purse and roll of quarters.

  17. LeveredLong (CFA Level II Candidate) says:

    -J.Lo (“Hennifer Lopez”)

  18. Anonymous says:

    You quiero Taco Bell.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Did somebody say “anal bead tail wagging”?

    -I am Dennis Kneale’s flaming libido

  20. Anonymous says:

    You are posting comments too vapidly. Please smarten up.

  21. Anonymous says:

    @13 – Try Firefox. With adblock plus. Whole new browsing experience.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Every office with 50+ employees has hotter women. BFD

  23. Anonymous says:

    @10, @16: Did the Nazis speak English as well as you?

  24. Anonymous says:

    I would eat her pound cake.

  25. Anonymous says:


  26. Anonymous says:

    @23, 10 here, its just a fact. She is in a client service business and as 16 said she cant put together a coherent sentence.

    Relax toolbox

  27. Anonymous says:

    Hey now!

  28. Anonymous says:

    English was the primary language I encountered upon arriving at what you now call “New York City” in 1524. It was well spoken by all the natives who, by the way, cursed me for my inability to speak it without an accent.

    ~Giovanni da Verrazzano

  29. Anonymous says:

    @23 – Godwin!

  30. Anonymous says:

    @26…I’m not talking to you until you get rid of that accent of yours.


  31. Anonymous says:

    I would.


  32. Garth says:

    Is she were a President she would be Baberham Lincoln.

    If she were a banker, she’d be fired for poor performance and lacking any grasp of the English language.

    I’ll give $20 to anyone who Ices her on tv.

  33. Garth says:

    Wow. Typo in my own post. Somebody ice me.

  34. Garth says:

    Wow. Typo in my own post about grasping the english language. Somebody ice me.

  35. Anonymous says:

    She was great in white men can’t jump!!!

  36. Anonymous says:

    10 & 18 tied FTW. Ship her to Arizona; she can screen illegals.

    TGFBV who can’t get his login to work.

  37. Anal_yst says:


    Uh, unfortunately the bar for retail bank employees isn’t set very high. She’s pretty-much in the top quartile, sadly.

  38. Anonymous says:

    “Didnt this bimbette use to frequent Morans (Morons) in the 90s?”

    I seem to remember her at Johnys Fish and Grille in the late 90’s.

  39. Anonymous says:

    i’d still tear that apart like an anti-harassment policy document

  40. Anonymous says:

    If she traded currency, I’d pound her all day.

  41. Anonymous says:

    “Their body type was different than mines.” Seriously, what the hell.

  42. Helen Thomas says:

    Has she considered going back to Puerto Rico? Her strange accent may go unnoticed there.

  43. Louis Winthorpe III says:

    I think “business banker” needs to be a tag.

  44. Anonymous says:

    ugh. she pronounces ask “axed.”

  45. Anonymous says:

    Lorenzana and Jack Tuckner deserve each other. Perhaps he has enlightened her about his “pierced genitalia” during her private “photo shoot” at his office.

    What other attorney would touch this case? It’s dead in the water, with only arbitration to resolve her complaints. This is nothing but a PR stunt for both of them.

    Here is the perv who is representing her:

  46. Airhead says:

    Where is she going next? CNBC,Fox Biz News or Bloomberg?

    Anywhere, as long as not with Larry King.Liz Taylor is still the winner

  47. yup says:


  48. Anonymous says:

    Too Hot?

    She’s a 7 at best and halfway illiterate.

    I dont know who is worse her or her creepy ass lawyer.

  49. latino says:

    She isn’t HOT. She’s just CONCEITED!

  50. Anonymous says:

    I would do her and her lawyer at the same time, with the lights on and a translator in the corner.

  51. Anonymous says:

    She’s everywhere for this issue? Granting but I think she’s hungry for publicity;wanting to be a celebrity.

  52. Anonymous says:


    Please tell her to call me.


  53. Anonymous says:

    Bess, I will pay you to give her English lessons, naked, with the lights on. Holla at me, girl.

    /Charlie Munger

  54. Anonymous says:

    Bess give #52 the telephone number of Rehab facility up North also.

    -Ellen Nugter

  55. Anonymous says:

    @35 Nice!

    A condom says I love myself:

  56. Anonymous says:

    @52 “Tiger”…I did her already, she’ll be your sloppy seconds. Throw a six and catch up mate. You may have me on the golf course, but I gotcha in the bedroom.

    – Greg Norman, aka self styled ” The Great White Shark”

  57. Anonymous says:

    Remember the Shark’s comments about Tiger when Tiger was the new golf sensation? “Well, mate, he’s good but I’ve got a 737….”

  58. Anonymous says:


    Please let me be the first one to know. I’ll prove # 56 “Norman” that I’m still in charge.

    -Hoping # 54 has exited out Dealbreaker.

  59. Vote for Pedro says:

    She will be at the always elegant and classy puerto rican day parade this Saturday shaking her booty, while wearing a puerto rican flag bandana on her head and over-sized hoop earrings. “Well, jew kno mami, I iz use to be a banker with Citi. They axed me to stop wearing ma sexy clothes. Ohhhh puta, lemme find out girlllll, they fired me cuz i’m too hot, jew kno what i iz saying girllll??” This ghetto piece of trash will let everyone know she was a “banker”, similar to real estate agents that like to tell people that they “work in real estate”. But they’re really just some piece of shit real estate agent, similar to a gloried car salesman. In this case, this hoebag is just a secretary that thinks she was a hot banker.

  60. e double says:

    They should have said that they fired her b/c she can barely speak English…

  61. Anonymous says:

    Debrahlee — I feel your pain . . .

    -Danielle Chiesi