Debrahlee Lorenzana Turns To Kim Kardashian For Advice

If this is in fact T’s on an S’s Twitter account, which it just might be.

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45 Responses to “Debrahlee Lorenzana Turns To Kim Kardashian For Advice”

  1. Anonymous says:

    “Tits on a Stick” has to go up there with “Noted Hooker Fuckers” on the All-Time Great Tag list.

  2. NakedShort says:

    See. if I’m thirsty. I don’t want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, “Debrahlee, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth.” I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Someone needs to glue her slore mouth shut with man-spackle.

  4. guest says:

    Donna Simpson > Debrahlee Lorenzana

  5. CFA Level II Candidate says:

    Dusty Dinkleman? He goes by Dusty Lee now. Dusty Weeee??!!

  6. Anonymous says:

    Bring back icing and nix this trollop.

  7. Anonymous says:

    poor thing. i bet she never even saw this media storm coming.

  8. Anonymous says:

    If she was truly savvy, not just CFA savvy, she would be sure to have an anal bead tail ready for wagging in the TV spotlight.

    /Certified MBA genius

  9. Anonymous says:

    i see “Las Muñecas de la Mafia” in her futuro

  10. Anonymous says:

    The hooters on 57th st has a sign “We are hiring, Debra Lee come on in” FTW

  11. Anonymous says:

    I can give some advice.

    -Lindsay “first name recognition” Lohan

  12. Anonymous says:

    I love Deborahlee, and enjoying watching her destroy her own case each and everyday, for a minute I actually though this gal had credibility. Reaching out to Kim is certainly genius on her part. The great legal advice Kim could provide her. Deborahlee needs to start releasing a “tape” on Vivid, or call Hef for a photo spread. Is there a reality show in the offing next?

    Stay tuned folks……….we are now entering crazy town. Citi’s lawyers are probably laughing how easy she is making their job. I am sure her lawyer is soon to quit.

  13. Anonymous says:

    @12 – it depends. If he’s getting paid “in kind”, it just might be worth staying on a bit longer.

  14. CFA Level II Candidate says:

    I will donate my Schweser notes/CDs (entire review pack) and a slew of old Level II tests valued at about $1500 for pictures of debowahwee getting iced.

  15. Anonymous says:

    She writes good english. I could use someone of her skills in the reception area.

    Debralee call me.

    –Nick Maounis 203-666-6666

  16. Canadian Banker says:

    tits on a stick never gets old, how does she find time to work at her new job with all the interviews and whatnot? Will she become famous for adding no value to society like the Kardashian Klan?

  17. Anonymous says:

    @5 wow, a Just Friends reference, never thought I’d see one of those.

  18. Anonymous says:

    @5 – pretty gay.

    /Gay Tony

  19. kimisnothispanic says:

    Well the change in role models from Pamela Anderson/Carmen Electra to Kim Kardashian certainly explains the butt implant procedure– At least she keeps it current.

    The hosts of Primer Impacto should put an end to her claim of being “too sexy”–the hosts are far more attractive than Debrahlee:

  20. Anonymous says:

    You are all “Dips on a Stick”. How about “Fuck on sticks”?

  21. Billy Hoyle says:

    @2 FTW!!

    Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.

  22. Anonymous says:

    no turkey unless its a club sandwich

  23. Anonymous says:

    stupid slore

  24. Anonymous says:

    She should be lucky the media hasn’t already gotten bored with her and left her with a ruined career and a fall-back dick sucking career as no reputable institution will hire her after these shenanies.


  25. Anonymous says:

    @16, I beg to differ, the Kardashians do add value to society as sperm receptacles.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Hope Chase fires her.

  27. George says:

    Well, that’s why you don’t fire her. You don’t fire crazy. You never fire crazy.

    Why have there not been more Kitty references with all this??

  28. Anonymous says:

    @20/Debrahlee: stop posting and get back to work opening savings accounts

  29. Pancho says:

    @15 – I agree. She does write pretty good English..for a Mexican. Maybe she’ll also land a gig at Chipotle asking customers if they want “black or pinto beans?”.

  30. NakedShort says:

    @29 as a 13 year Chipotle veteran all I can say is that once you go black you never go back.

  31. Anonymous says:

    @27 debrahlee is the perfect combination of kitty and gob’s mexican soap opera gf.

  32. Anonymous says:

    Wait a minute…is she a celebrity now? Maybe I dont read the tabloids enough, but I didn’t think it was the norm to hop from (being nobody in) Vikram’s House of Trolls to insta-pals with other pseudo-celebs? Maybe being top-seller at the Citi bakesale went to her head?

    Maybe its from being on the plastic surgery show? Reality medical shows typically are a great springboard to stardom. I mean, Half Ton Man came up so fast that other no-names like Clooney and Jolie are still wallowing in his shadow.

    In other news…gonna quit the day job and start a talent agency exclusively for losers/freaks/cling-ons. Gonna kill it, too.

  33. Anonymous says:

    From Kim Kardashian:

    @Debrahlee28, Who the fuck are you?

  34. Anonymous says:

    Dear Debrahlee,

    If you want white men to leave you alone my best advice is to fuck as many black guys as you can. Thereafter, no self-respecting white man will cast a glance at you.

    Kim K.

  35. Anonymous says:

    She isn’t guilty of doing anything to get ahead that the next GOP candidate isn’t. Maybe she should run with her as VP on the campaign– “2012, Tits on a Ticket.”

  36. Anonymous says:


    I believe the word you’re looking for is “empathize”.

    Sympathy is not enough when you’re as beautiful as me.

    -DoubleDee Lorenzanana

  37. PermaGuest says:

    @19 Wow, you’re not kidding- top notch.

  38. Anonymous says:

    @DebraLee28- Ive been in a media storm as well. My advice to you is to find a good IVF clinic & get 12 embryos implanted. The paparazzi will be following you for the next 20 years!

    Trademark the name “Duodecimmamma” first!


  39. Anonymous says:

    I could use her in my outfit.

  40. Anonymous says:

    What would Lucas VP’s advice be to her?

  41. Anonymous says:

    @13 – Debrahlee can PIK my toggle any time.

    Yours truly,
    Restructuring banker from Alvarez and Marsal

  42. EvilBuzzard says:

    “I have just one word, Debralee, just one word: Popsicles!”

  43. amherst '09 says:

    @41 FTW!!!

  44. My estimation of Miss Kardashian just went through the roof. She could find a niche online as someone who can advise others of how to handle a media firestorm.

  45. jj says:

    KK and Debrahlee

    brain trust