• 10 Jun 2010 at 10:35 AM

Debrahlee Lorenzana Turns To Kim Kardashian For Advice


If this is in fact T’s on an S’s Twitter account, which it just might be.

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:01 AM

    “Tits on a Stick” has to go up there with “Noted Hooker Fuckers” on the All-Time Great Tag list.

  2. Posted by NakedShort | June 10, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    See. if I’m thirsty. I don’t want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, “Debrahlee, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth.” I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.

  3. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    Someone needs to glue her slore mouth shut with man-spackle.

  4. Posted by guest | June 10, 2010 at 11:10 AM

    Donna Simpson > Debrahlee Lorenzana

  5. Posted by CFA Level II Candidate | June 10, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    Dusty Dinkleman? He goes by Dusty Lee now. Dusty Weeee??!!

  6. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    Bring back icing and nix this trollop.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    poor thing. i bet she never even saw this media storm coming.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    If she was truly savvy, not just CFA savvy, she would be sure to have an anal bead tail ready for wagging in the TV spotlight.

    /Certified MBA genius

  9. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    i see “Las Muñecas de la Mafia” in her futuro

  10. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    The hooters on 57th st has a sign “We are hiring, Debra Lee come on in” FTW

  11. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    I can give some advice.

    -Lindsay “first name recognition” Lohan

  12. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    I love Deborahlee, and enjoying watching her destroy her own case each and everyday, for a minute I actually though this gal had credibility. Reaching out to Kim is certainly genius on her part. The great legal advice Kim could provide her. Deborahlee needs to start releasing a “tape” on Vivid, or call Hef for a photo spread. Is there a reality show in the offing next?

    Stay tuned folks……….we are now entering crazy town. Citi’s lawyers are probably laughing how easy she is making their job. I am sure her lawyer is soon to quit.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    @12 – it depends. If he’s getting paid “in kind”, it just might be worth staying on a bit longer.

  14. Posted by CFA Level II Candidate | June 10, 2010 at 11:29 AM

    I will donate my Schweser notes/CDs (entire review pack) and a slew of old Level II tests valued at about $1500 for pictures of debowahwee getting iced.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    She writes good english. I could use someone of her skills in the reception area.

    Debralee call me.

    –Nick Maounis 203-666-6666

  16. Posted by Canadian Banker | June 10, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    tits on a stick never gets old, how does she find time to work at her new job with all the interviews and whatnot? Will she become famous for adding no value to society like the Kardashian Klan?

  17. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    @5 wow, a Just Friends reference, never thought I’d see one of those.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    @5 – pretty gay.

    /Gay Tony

  19. Posted by kimisnothispanic | June 10, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    Well the change in role models from Pamela Anderson/Carmen Electra to Kim Kardashian certainly explains the butt implant procedure– At least she keeps it current.

    The hosts of Primer Impacto should put an end to her claim of being “too sexy”–the hosts are far more attractive than Debrahlee:

    http://www.univision.com/content/channel.jhtml?chid=6&schid=27009

  20. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    You are all “Dips on a Stick”. How about “Fuck on sticks”?

  21. Posted by Billy Hoyle | June 10, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    @2 FTW!!

    Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.

  22. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    no turkey unless its a club sandwich

  23. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:13 PM

    stupid slore

  24. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    She should be lucky the media hasn’t already gotten bored with her and left her with a ruined career and a fall-back dick sucking career as no reputable institution will hire her after these shenanies.

    NOW GET BACK TO WORK ALL OF YOU.

  25. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:18 PM

    @16, I beg to differ, the Kardashians do add value to society as sperm receptacles.

  26. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:53 PM

    Hope Chase fires her.

  27. Posted by George | June 10, 2010 at 1:07 PM

    Well, that’s why you don’t fire her. You don’t fire crazy. You never fire crazy.

    Why have there not been more Kitty references with all this??

  28. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    @20/Debrahlee: stop posting and get back to work opening savings accounts

  29. Posted by Pancho | June 10, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    @15 – I agree. She does write pretty good English..for a Mexican. Maybe she’ll also land a gig at Chipotle asking customers if they want “black or pinto beans?”.

  30. Posted by NakedShort | June 10, 2010 at 1:37 PM

    @29 as a 13 year Chipotle veteran all I can say is that once you go black you never go back.

  31. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    @27 debrahlee is the perfect combination of kitty and gob’s mexican soap opera gf.

  32. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:06 PM

    Wait a minute…is she a celebrity now? Maybe I dont read the tabloids enough, but I didn’t think it was the norm to hop from (being nobody in) Vikram’s House of Trolls to insta-pals with other pseudo-celebs? Maybe being top-seller at the Citi bakesale went to her head?

    Maybe its from being on the plastic surgery show? Reality medical shows typically are a great springboard to stardom. I mean, Half Ton Man came up so fast that other no-names like Clooney and Jolie are still wallowing in his shadow.

    In other news…gonna quit the day job and start a talent agency exclusively for losers/freaks/cling-ons. Gonna kill it, too.

  33. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:07 PM

    From Kim Kardashian:

    @Debrahlee28, Who the fuck are you?

  34. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    Dear Debrahlee,

    If you want white men to leave you alone my best advice is to fuck as many black guys as you can. Thereafter, no self-respecting white man will cast a glance at you.

    Kim K.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    She isn’t guilty of doing anything to get ahead that the next GOP candidate isn’t. Maybe she should run with her as VP on the campaign– “2012, Tits on a Ticket.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1285570/Boob-job-internet-rumours-rife-Sarah-Palin-steps-tight-fitting-T-shirt.html

  36. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    @2

    I believe the word you’re looking for is “empathize”.

    Sympathy is not enough when you’re as beautiful as me.

    -DoubleDee Lorenzanana

  37. Posted by PermaGuest | June 10, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    @19 Wow, you’re not kidding- top notch.

  38. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:18 PM

    @DebraLee28- Ive been in a media storm as well. My advice to you is to find a good IVF clinic & get 12 embryos implanted. The paparazzi will be following you for the next 20 years!

    Trademark the name “Duodecimmamma” first!

    Love,
    Nadia

  39. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    I could use her in my outfit.
    -Ping

  40. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    What would Lucas VP’s advice be to her?

  41. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    @13 – Debrahlee can PIK my toggle any time.

    Yours truly,
    Restructuring banker from Alvarez and Marsal

  42. Posted by EvilBuzzard | June 10, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    “I have just one word, Debralee, just one word: Popsicles!”

  43. Posted by amherst '09 | June 11, 2010 at 4:55 PM

    @41 FTW!!!

  44. Posted by Norman Rogers | June 12, 2010 at 6:49 PM

    My estimation of Miss Kardashian just went through the roof. She could find a niche online as someone who can advise others of how to handle a media firestorm.

  45. Posted by jj | June 21, 2010 at 8:08 PM

    KK and Debrahlee

    brain trust