Before he was canned for being too well-versed in BDSM for his own good, Jack Tuckner, the lawyer representing Debrahlee Lorezana had an idea. An idea for his client to come to his office and do an photo-shoot meant to demonstrate the fact that she is a serious business woman, and one whose ass and breasts, while they may be rockin’ and scorching, respectively, do not distract from the matter at hand. Over the weekend, T’s on an S added a few more pieces of evidence to her portfolio (in this case, a Facebook album entitled “Random Pics”). Those of you who heeded our suggestion to start following Debs on Twitter almost two weeks ago may have already taken a gander. For the rest of you, let’s have a looksee.
It’s business time.
Respect this, VP.
I mean it– take her serious.
Personal fave.
She needs help
slore. die already.
@1 – Yes, help getting out of that blouse.
Woof.
When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right. And the other part thinks what her tits would look like on a stick.
Those shoes should be disrobed.
Those shoes – they never get old.
Those shoes, they make a dog moan.
Those shoes build a bone.
@ 5- Thanks for sharing
-1
looks like dick bove behind her
Middle snap she’s giving somebody a lapdance amirite?
horizontal stripes — mmmmm
I’m gonna get on that mother fucking show and I’m gonna win because I’m overwhelmed with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this fucking planet! Who’s James K. Polk?How many moons are on Pluto? What’s a quince? It’s a food. Billy. that starts with the letter “Q” And I got seven more! I can’t believe you lost the goddamn money!
Somebody needs to make her shut that slore mouth of hers, preferably with a hearty slap to the face with an anal bead tail.
@8 No no no, that’s Vikrams mother on the tail
Debrahlee Lorenzana, CFA
Harvard College ’97
Stanford Business School ’02
Not at @14 but @pics: impressive.
When will she release her blanus pics? That has slam dunk win written all over it. Case closed. Period. Paragraph.
waiting for her to hit the ESCORT circuit- im a buyer
Don’t Bank On It
Fri., Jun. 18, 2010 8:00 AM PDT by Chelsea Handler
Debrahlee Lorenzana is the girl that is suing Citibank, claiming that she was fired from her job for being “too hot.” I would’ve fired her for the way she spells her name. Lorenzana recently said that “If being less good-looking, means being happy and finding love and not being sexually harassed…I’d want that.” However The Post revealed that this woman had appeared on a reality show getting her second boob job, a tummy tuck and liposuction. She wanted the breast enhancement to giver her “huge, double-D, very perky breasts” in her quest to land a rich husband. So, I guess she had the opportunity to be “less good-looking” and didn’t like it. She’s now being criticized for having all of that done to her body, then complaining about people looking at it. Gloria Allred says that “If a woman chooses to have surgery it should not be a basis for discriminating against her or denigrating her in the workplace…” I guess Gloria-hole didn’t see the part of the documentary where Lorenzana asked to look like “tits on a stick.” If you look that good on a stick, you’re going to be stared at…just ask a corn dog.
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/chelsea/chelseaness/index.jsp#ixzz0rVYmzgr6
5 ftw
Per Debrohlee (via twitter):
I want some Flamin’hot Cheetos!! :-( they so hard to find….
9:25 AM Jun 20th via web
@5 ftmfw
Caribbean queen
Now we’re sharing the same dream
And our hearts they beat as one
No more love on the run
@5 – FTW!
The _______ says ________ but the _________ says ___________
@42 The nice body says you’re probably going to enjoy using my vajayjay as your personal sperm receptacle but the money grabbing gaze says I am going to tell you I am on the pill but in reality I havent taken a BC pill in a decade and a half and there is no way you wont B and L in my V and God willing knock me up.
@ bess learn the difference between an and a.
Ts on an S- wrong
an photo-shoot – wrong
Peanut Gallery,
The American Psycho references are incredibly stale and clearly out you as a 1st or 2nd year IB analyst (or worse yet back office) at a bottom tier mid-market bank. I know its embarassing to live that life, but trading AP references w/ your “bros” and high-five-ing each other will not make you a “hitter.”
best,
GT
@26 Actually, Ts on an S is correct. ‘S’ is pronounced “ess.”
I’m going to pile on for the photo-shoot thing in hopes that Bess chews both of us out and sticks a stiletto in my ass.
@ 26 – You are an a-hole. How’s that? Did I get the spelling right?
- Guy who overlooks the occasional typo from Bess as he understands that her mind and humor work faster than her spell check
@27 You mean that commenting on DB in the first place doesn’t out you as such?
BL: They’ve got a name for people like you, Zachery. That name is called “recidivism.”
Equity Private: Repeat offender!
BL: Not a pretty name, is it Zachery.?
ZK.: No, sir. That’s one bonehead name, but that ain’t me any more.
BL: You’re not just telling us what we want to hear?
ZK: No, sir, no way.
BL: ‘Cause we just want to hear the truth.
ZK.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
BL: Boy, didn’t we just tell you not to do that?
ZK.: Yes, sir.
BL: Okay, then.
@ 26 Bopeep
Its capital B as in “Bess.” In addition, Bess should be followed by a comma. Also please put quotation marks around “an” and “a,” thanks…then go fuck yourself.
#8 – I’d like to put dick ‘bove and behind her.
I’m a huge fan of Richard.
- MNIKZAIAC
@26 -You’re new around here, aren’t ya?
Ts on an S is actually correct. If you would be a regular on DB, you would know exactly what Bess was talking about. She works faster than all of us.
Especially faster than your brain, dickhead.
@27, as a gentleman, and especially as a guest here, you really could be more careful about insulting people you don’t know.
-5
@27
AP references never go out of style, regardless of title or where you rank in the league tables. Maybe you need a refresher course.
26 = the New Zach Kouwe on DB.
@36 – You sound almost like you’re threatening to find out where he works and email him there in a gross violation of the privileges of your position as a writer for Dealbreaker gives you!
…or thereabouts
@26- I know this has been said already, but you’re a fucktard. If you’re going to criticize Bess’s grammar, of all things, make sure you’re right.
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/a.html
“The same rule applies to initialisms like ‘NGO’ (for ‘non-governmental organization’). Because the letter N is pronounced ‘en,’ it’s ‘an NGO’ but when the phrase is spoken instead of the abbreviation, it’s ‘a non-governmental organization.’”
-guy who has won this argument with friends before
Too Hot to Fail.
GERALD CELENTE!!!
@27 TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
5, 37 and 43 FTW
27 GTFO
pig in a blanket
Petra is hot. Would smash.
@26 learn the difference between an and a.
Did you mean to get that wrong?! If so, classic! Really good! I see what you did there and I like it!
Stick around! We smell what you’re cooking.
my rod would look like a baseball bat in garbage can in between those two fun bags……
Thank you for enlightening me oh Weisel ones, but my comments stand. AP was a tremendous movie and book, however it lost its shine when every bank teller at citi began quoting it.
best,
@49
Trust me, bank tellers don’t “get it.”
–guy who told a moron teller he wanted to play around with her blood and almost got the cops called on him
@31 – and if a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass a-hoppin’.
@Anal – did you also tell her you wanted to stab her to death? This may also be part of the problem.
Anal @50
No you didn’t
Debrahlee’s playing field smells like rice and beans…
@54 Gordon
I’d still hit it. All day long.
@55 obviously you’ve never smelled rice and beans. smells worse during that time of the month.
@Anal_yst
Shut the fuck up, Kouwanal_yst.
What do I know!
Can we get a moratorium on posts at DealBreaker regarding this chick? I mean, at least until her porn movie comes out? It started out old–now it’s Paleolithic…
STFU, 59/faggot!
She is OBVIOUSLY posing…like a model! I don’t take her seriously at all. Just because she took pictures in these clothes and appeared to be at work, doesn’t mean this is what she wears on a regular basis. :-P Even so, it’s only proof to me that her claim is bogus.
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