In this clip of her aforementioned knockers surgery (found by Guest!), she says she pumped them up to meet “a professional, well-educated man.” Ya hear that Vikram? This was for you.
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@Debrahlee, you get me.
Scorching. Simply scorching.
she should be making cold calls for Ameriprise. Absolutely knocking the cover off the ball. What’s 10bps off of $40k annual gross? WIN
Tits on a stick is what we did to hookers in Vietnam that tried to overcharge us.
/Lt. Dan
I don’t know why, but “just to put a smile IN my face” cracks me up.
And just think – that was the best take.
Brilliant work, Bess.
What fund is gonna hire a girl who speaks like that for IR, knockers or not?
meanwhile, millions of unemployed minority men try and claw at the door of Finance only to see dumb tits like these get all the jobs.
@Anal_yst, guerreo is starting a hair product arb fund
Somebody please shut her slore mouth with a Danza slap.
@6/Anal we haven’t yet heard what she sounds like with her mouth full.
Anal_yst, how’s it gong with Dennis Kneale? Have you two worked things out?
TOAS FTW
I hope Dr. Whitehead’s videos don’t show up here!
Anal_yst your comments are some of the dumbest nonsensical musings I read all day. I literally break a pen every time I read what you write. Just stop.
I like this girl’s attitude. She’s totally go-getter junior sales: learn the market, learn the clients’ needs, line up the product, aim to close and book some good CV.
Chicks like that are the only reason to go to the Puerto Rican day parade or live in Washington Heights.
Screw melons. I prefer my women’s breasts to have the same size, shape, texture, and smell as Durian.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durian
1 She has teeth worse than my horses
2 Her diction is worse than my 7yr olds
3 Go to any bank(IB or PB), or fund manager in Monaco or Geneva and you will see prettier girls , by far. ( I left out Zurich in purpose).
Who would have ever guessed she was a single mother
Don’t bite the teat that feeds you.
@18 Don’t be stupid. She speak good and everything.
i would love to have a biting comeback to the sexist, white male readership…but this girl sets most hispanics back at least 100 years. the sad thing is I had to go to school with girls like this and then felt I had to defend “my people” against the racist, silver spoon crowd I would later go on to school with. Then I realized, EFF EM ALL. There are alot of smart, non white washed, opinionated Hispanic women out there, but this broad is clearly not one of them.
BTW. The soap opera references made me cringe. The curly haired bastard child wants a blue eyed prince…sigh, is it 2011 yet?
This is exactly why women shouldn’t run sports
-MH
@22 – Go organize a parade, commie.
I’d like her to cook me a burrito and suck my guac
Her whole body’s fake…just like her lawsuit and career.
Misser Superman no is here. No, Nooo, I have a no money.
@21
Didn’t you mean “She speak goo en eberytin, joo no essay?”
Em gonna go fi sam bulz, en den I will aks Debrahlee to marri me, after she lemme say khello to her lill’ frens”
@26 it’s what’s inside that counts. JK.
Dimon had the right idea asking this dame to keep her trap shut, though.
@22. You realize 90% of the silver spoon white male crowd doesn’t even realize she’s hispanic because they’re still focused on her ass and tits, and the 10% who managed to blink probably think she’s italian, right?
As far as that “sets back 100 years” crap, you’re mistaking this for SLAVERY. This titstick hasn’t even set back hispanics long enough for them to make me a damned sandwich.
Jeopardy is going to call Billy, it is my destiny that I triumph magnificently on that show and I’ll never do that if I have to wear this stupid hoochie-mama looking dress that you bought me which was obviously a poor excuse to cover up the fact that you fucked up again! I’m going to get on that motherfucking show, and I’m going to win, because I’m filled with more useless goddamn information than any human being on this fucking planet! Whose James K. Polk? How many moons are on Pluto? What’s a quince? It’s a food, Billy, that starts with the letter Q, and I got seven more! I can’t believe you lost the goddamn money!
@31/NS….Its alarming that ive picked up on that two days in a row.
Naked,
As always, great reference.
@27, by far FTW with the family guy reference
@31 sounds like Rick Santelli having a hissy fit.
Debrahlee could be a weapon of terrorism. She has probably incubated viruses in her twat that modern medicine cannot successfully cure. Only a fool or a drunkard (Hick!) would dip their beak into so filthy a pitcher.
What can I say guys. Your love is my drug.
OMG @NS I just clicked on your link, nightmares are sure to follow.
She got a interview on Today or some morning show. Have you?
You had me at hola.
Fellows and Ladies,
There is no crime for a woman to beautify. There is a crime for sexual harassment. If you have any doubts,ask your wives, girlfriends or daughters.
Remember Karma babies.
I happen to personally know at least one educated professional that would be on that lady like a fat boy on Toblerone…
It’s a harmless bunny rabbit.
RUNNNAWAAAY!
They call me superman
Leap tall hoes in a single bound
I’m single now
Got no ring on this finger
Never let another chick bring me down
In a relationship? Save it bitch babysit? you make me sick
Superman ain’t savin shit girl you can jump on shady’s dick
Straight to the hip, cut to the chase
I’ll tell a mo’fucking slut to her face
I never thought Eminem actually new finance. I stand corrected
She just dropped a notch on my belt.
Well, yeah, she comes across as a real golddigger here. And a bit of a ho, considering the reporter characterizing her as a ‘party girl’ – in diplo-speak, that probably translates to, “rent-a-bleep”. Fake boobs drops her a notch, Real-ho-ness drops her 10 more.
Did this vid just hurt her claim,yooooouuuuuu beeetcha!!!! Her dumb ass just lost all credibility and competence. How in the hell did she ever have a job at CITI let alone to be employed by CHASE! She is A DISPICABLE GOLD DIGGING AIR HEAD whose looks got her all her opportunities. The world is full of shit, there are plenty of talented banking candidates that can’t find jobs and her is ass is talking about wanting to be “tits on a stick” for somebody, just plain dumb this broad is dumb.
“I wanna look like a Playboy Playmate!”
I got 7 bucks with your name on it, slut. Make it happen.
Wanna make $14 the hard way?
I thought UT-Austin provided free education for Mexicans such as this?
@49 – nice Caddyshack reference
I am EXACTLY the man she’s looking for — practicing attorney, 6′2″, fit, blue eyes, drive a new BMW and live in a million-dollar home, etc. Guess what? I wouldn’t touch that woman with a TEN FOOT POLE. I’d dive out the window if I had to be around her and listen to her babble for more than 5 minutes. And I work too hard for my money to let her have access to it for who knows how many more trips to the O.R. There are PLENTY of smart, fun, super-sexy women out there (some of whom wear an A-cup bra and are 10 years older than her) with whom I’d MUCH rather spend my time. IMO she needs a trip to the shrink, not the plastic surgeon.
This video justifies why we toss resumes in the trash that have names like “juan rodriguez” and maria gomez” or “jamel brown” and “shaniqua robertson”.
@Goldman Sachs HR. Amen. What a curse to put on somebody to give them a name like LeBron or LaShawnda or Debrahlee or Jhonny or Lemonjello (that’s pronounced Leh-MON-juh-lo). You might as well hang a sign around your neck that says, “There’s a 99% chance I was raised by low-class, trashy people, and you can count on me to behave accordingly.” There ought to be a 48 hour waiting period on giving your kids names that spell check can’t handle (not that it would probably stop people).
I agree the video will destroy her credibility and Citicorp will now have her for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Let me throw in brunch as well. I’m happy though this happened to Citicorp. I wonder how many men and women with real experience and can actually form a complete sentence were rejected because they didn’t have fake double D’s and weren’t attractive or young enough. They had it coming.
There’s no fucking way somone can be named Lemonjello. Please.
Lemonjello
http://www.namenerds.com/uucn/advice/sightings.html
10 bucks says she’ll be in Playboy within 6 months.
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch…chinese food makes me sick…since that summer…that summer
-Trader Gay
@59: go to bed, preferably not alone. I couldn’t watch the whole tramp-a-thon, could you provide me with the notes at 6 am, sharp?
Where’s the father of her son? Why doesn’t she look him up and make him her husband? Then again maybe she doesn’t know who it is or can’t remember his name.
@53 @54
Yes, lets all have biblical names based on Sun Worship, goat f*ckers and mythical stories. Lets all have stupid names like Bob, Mike and Martin. Uniformity, complicity, of course!
Dont worry, you dont need to hire us Black and Brown, you arrogant inbreds are doing an AWESOME job of ruining your own world, economy and future all by yourselves.
Good luck with the whole dungeons and dragons clubs, and I cant wait to see you morons live in a 3rd world country of your own creation.
You wont be able to blame Juan and Shaniqua for your carefully constructed downfall. :)
nice tits
We are scanning all Goldman employees’ emails today to note any mention of our staff possibly attending the puerto rican day parade tomorrow. If noted, we are taking their names down for our next upcoming round of layoffs due to “performance”. We now associate everything puerto rican with this piece of trash debrahlee.
@62 – No we can’t blame Juan, Shaniqua, or Pancho or LaFreaka. But we can blame debrahlee for adding fuel to the flame as it relates to the stereotypes of those type of people (eg: lazy, low-class, always trying to take the easy way out, ghetto, goes into stores with sticky fingers, speak english sentences with double/triple/quadruple negatives knowing damn well that it’s not proper english (ain’t nobody never told me nothing), and substitutes the word “axed” for ask. This piece of shit rice and beans lady thinks she’s the only hot woman to ever work in corporate america? And somehow she’s the special one that got harassed and fired because she was too hot? Alot of other more qualified candidates probably got screwed over the position she obtained with her fake body, because some scumbag hired her for her looks.
@62 Goatfukquesia is quite the poular name for girls this year.
+2’s are always a plus. I’m just saying
@57: good proof, although we got Lemonjello live @62
Doctor, doctor, gimme the news
I got a
Bad case of
“Want big boobs…”
OMG. I had sympathy for her when I first heard the story because I thought she was a natural beauty being picked on. Instead she’s vain and shallow and obsessed with her looks. I suspect she was fired because of her personality, not her looks. Watch the lawsuit get thrown out of Court.
“Tits on a stick” indeed!