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Do Not Be Alarmed By The Traveling Band Of Sachsians

Lloyd’s just taking them out for some celebratory Jägerbombs (under the guise of a drill). Journalists, feel free to take this as a sign a settlement with the SEC is imminent.

Please be advised that today from 4:30 pm – 5:30 pm – Goldman, Sachs & Company will be conducting an evacuation drill from 200 West Street to Murray Street, west on Murray Street to River Terrace, north on River Terrace to Chambers street east on Chambers Street to West Street and back to 200 West Street.

Please note that the group size drill is 2,500 people.

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  1. Anonymous says:

    Safety drills are for pussies.

    -BP CFO

  2. yb detsop says:

    Target rich environment

  3. Anonymous says:

    @2 …for icing!

  4. Anal_yst says:

    what the f*ck is this for? Guessing like here and @ my last employer, no one pays attention to such drills.

  5. Anonymous says:

    What are they drilling for in the tip of Manhattan?

    ~Confused AIG Quant

  6. Anonymous says:

    wow, they need to do an evacuation drill to get these people to leave the building for once.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Its just an excuse for everyone to pound their secretaries in the ass, Citi style.

  8. amirite? says:

    That’s a lot of back-up dancers.

  9. Anonymous says:

    michael moore is filming a documentary about gs right now and there are cameras everywhere

  10. Anonymous says:

    jk about the cameras, please dont sue me

    9

  11. Anonymous says:

    God bless @5! Hilarious!

  12. Anonymous says:

    if we hit omaha beach with those 2500 twats, we’d all be speaking german now
    -das fulder

  13. Anonymous says:

    @ 5- Your comment was delightful.

  14. Anonymous says:

    2,500 people, huh

    that’s one big human centipede

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