• 03 Jun 2010 at 4:28 PM

Do Not Be Alarmed By The Traveling Band Of Sachsians

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Lloyd’s just taking them out for some celebratory Jägerbombs (under the guise of a drill). Journalists, feel free to take this as a sign a settlement with the SEC is imminent.

Please be advised that today from 4:30 pm – 5:30 pm – Goldman, Sachs & Company will be conducting an evacuation drill from 200 West Street to Murray Street, west on Murray Street to River Terrace, north on River Terrace to Chambers street east on Chambers Street to West Street and back to 200 West Street.

Please note that the group size drill is 2,500 people.

Comments (16)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    Safety drills are for pussies.

    -BP CFO

  2. 2
    Posted by yb detsop | June 3, 2010 at 4:36 PM

    Target rich environment

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 4:38 PM

    @2 …for icing!

  4. 4
    Posted by Anal_yst | June 3, 2010 at 4:43 PM

    what the f*ck is this for? Guessing like here and @ my last employer, no one pays attention to such drills.

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 4:47 PM

    What are they drilling for in the tip of Manhattan?

    ~Confused AIG Quant

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    wow, they need to do an evacuation drill to get these people to leave the building for once.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 4:49 PM

    Its just an excuse for everyone to pound their secretaries in the ass, Citi style.

  8. 8
    Posted by amirite? | June 3, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    That’s a lot of back-up dancers.

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    michael moore is filming a documentary about gs right now and there are cameras everywhere

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    jk about the cameras, please dont sue me

    9

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 5:09 PM

    God bless @5! Hilarious!

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    if we hit omaha beach with those 2500 twats, we’d all be speaking german now
    -das fulder

  13. 13
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    @ 5- Your comment was delightful.

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | June 3, 2010 at 8:56 PM

    2,500 people, huh

    that’s one big human centipede

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