Tim...and on some occasions, "Kim"
Are you a little bit nuts? Are you a lot a bit nuts? If you said the latter, take care to only date women who date guys as equally crazy as yourself and in the event you go bat-shit insane on her ass, it’ll be all good in the ‘hood.
Remember Timothy Evans, the guy who broke his mistress’s house after she dumped him to start seeing another, non-married man and sprayed the words ‘whore,’ ’slut,’ ‘cow’ and ‘I warned you – you bitch. You stole my boyfriend,’ in addition to shredding her clothes and stealing three Christmas cards and a duvet cover, all in the hopes that Juliette Shutes would jump to the conclusion that the burglar was not Evans, or male at all, but rather some woman her new boyfriend was banging on the side? He told a jury last Friday that Ms Shutes had “several other boyfriends,” presumably all in the habit of impersonating women when they rob people, and that the break-in and damage “could have been carried out by one of them.”
Mr Evans, of North Weald, Epping, Essex denied two counts of burglary in Hoddesdon, Herts between 6 January and 11 January last year. The jury found him not guilty after three hours and one minute of deliberation.
daddy like
1) Arranging 12 folding chairs in a semi-circle = 5mins
2) Time necessary to agree on and order gametime food = 10mins
3) Organizing pre-game bets = 15mins
4) Duration of Manchester United/Arsenal football match = 2:30mins
5) Time necessary to deliberate Mr. Evan’s fate = 1mins
..having another opportunity to get into Shutes’ chute = Priceless
OK wtf is up w the ads on DB? Make-My-Baby.com is hands-down the creepiest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Thinking of playing a similar defence ourselves.
“My type of guy.” -Ping
A 9.8 on the weird-as-fucking-shit-o-meter. Guy should be douchebagged and shot.
@3, I think they’re targeted geographically and based on online history, I seem to get Canadian banks and brokerages all the time which I doubt is broadcasted to all of DB.
What does that say about your browsing history?
It’s no big deal – we employ the slut defense all the time in the consulting world.
When was the last time one of us was grilled by idiot politicians? Just keep writing the checks you glorified government clerks.
@7 LOL Well spotted, hadnt noticed through all the FX and Options ads I have. The baby thing confused me and “almost” had me looking.
I “ICE” you all….
“Mr Evans, of North Weald, Epping, Essex denied two counts of burglary in Hoddesdon, Herts between 6 January and 11 January last year. The jury found him not guilty after three hours and one minute of deliberation…..”
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The last minute of deliberation:
Juror Smythe: “That fucking Fergie!….”
Juror Waddington-Shatworthy: “Sheddule it! Sheddule it, eh wot? Right!”
Juror Tippens: “Wha’ about ‘er bristols?”
Juror Puckhottingam: “Didi anyone talk to Simon Hobbs? He knows this sort.”
Juror Smythe: “Randy Andy hit Fergie so hard he’ll never become King ‘o England if ya ask me, guv’ner….”
Juror Waddington-Shatworthy: “Did he hit the wall so hard with one punch that it never regained consciousness? Absurd!”
Juror Tippens: “Wha’ about ‘er bristols??? Did she ever have a good rogering between ‘em, eh? ”
Juror Puckhottingam: “I remember the Afghan plains and the women who’d come out to cut up your remains…”
Juror Smythe: “Andy flew a ‘elicopter and the vibration will rattle your nuts you know and he used her leg as the collective and her arm as the pitch and it could turn you to the gin you know..”
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