Bring it, little man.

“You know George [Soros] is someone we all have aspired to match his brilliance but I have to tell you, you have to remember something there, the richest people on the planet become socialist. Socialism is a great thing for George. I want to bring George down. I want George’s reputation. George is now embracing socialism. What is socialism? Socialism is when you build a moat around the castle. I’m spending all of my time trying to decide where I’m going to live because of taxes are so high in the country and less of my time trying to figure out how to surpass Soros and his reputation.” [Bloomberg]

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Comments (72)

  1. Posted by George Soros | June 24, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    oooo, I’m quaking in my boots.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    This guy from Luisiana?

    Has he passed CFA Level 1

    -Guy who is making a reference to yesterdays post about some dude (chick?) who had a CFA – 1 tag

  3. Posted by Chez | June 24, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    @ Bess, your tags are an absolute riot.

  4. Posted by guest | June 24, 2010 at 12:01 PM

    “The noose is getting tighter and tighter.”
    So turned on right now.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    Join the Tea Party or STFU

  6. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:09 PM

    It putz the lotion in the basssket or else it getz the hose again.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    @6 FTW

  8. Posted by guest | June 24, 2010 at 12:12 PM

    Skilling wins one in supreme court!

  9. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | June 24, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    I’d be more impressed if he was holding his member between his outstretched hands in that photo and saying “Blow me, Soros.”

  10. Posted by Hamilton | June 24, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Hugh I’m not sure George will promptly bend over and grab his ankles like I do

    - Jeffrey Sachs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuysYXlJ43I

  11. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    Soros will just knock this guy’s teeth out with one swift swipe of his anal bead tail.

  12. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    450 under management? with 18 years of experience? get real. why is he on TV? bloomberg must have zero clout in London or everyone respectable knows this summit is 2 years late

  13. Posted by CoveredLong | June 24, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    This BS started back in ’72 when Soros saw Hugh for the first time at an antiques roadshow:

    GS: Hugh Hendry!
    HH: Yea, I’m Hugh.
    GS: No, you’re not me, I’m George, you’re you.
    HH: Right, yea.

    -Jim Rogers

  14. Posted by ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions | June 24, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    You know, Soros is a CIA asset.

  15. Posted by Sev | June 24, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    Pfluger: Um, he is. Ever heard of a metaphor?

    K. Back to rereading Twilight beneath my desk.

    Sev. (Team Hugh)

  16. Posted by Sid Serious | June 24, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    His point on socialism notwithstanding.

  17. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    this dude is a european equities guy. get out of my face

  18. Posted by BSD | June 24, 2010 at 12:58 PM

    @5 Do they have a Tea Party in the UK?

  19. Posted by Dave | June 24, 2010 at 1:01 PM

    Hugh Hendry the Plasticine Trader from “The Invisible Hnads” by Drobny

  20. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:03 PM

    “I have tea parties with my daughter; keep my pinky up…..”

    ~The Dad
    Swagger Wagon Commercial

  21. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    Seeing the name “Skilling” in the same article having the phrase “honest services” kind of cracked me up.

  22. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:16 PM

    @ tags – put the lotion in the basket!

  23. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    Hugh,
    I brought a man down once, if you’re interested how, call me.

    –Ashley Dupree

  24. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:47 PM

    douche bags, Hendry has some of the most entertaining and well thought out letters of any HF manager. i would venture to guess he has done better than the far majority of your portfolios, in fact his Macro fund was up 31% in 2008. By the way, Macro is not just euro equities, pls pass your CFA II before posting. Oh and go fuck yourselves

  25. Posted by guest | June 24, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    24=Hugh Hendry’s mom.
    Welcome, 24!

  26. Posted by EvilBuzzard | June 24, 2010 at 1:51 PM

    “I done told him not to choke the fargin’ bishop in public like that. It’s why nobody liked him back in Middle School.” – Papa Hendry after a few shots of Jack.

  27. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | June 24, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    @24: So then why does he have to be so damned circumspect?

    He should whip out that BSD in the photo and say, “Hey Soros, blow me!”

    That would be powerful, rather than just meekly holding his hands out there pretending to be holding his BSD while implying that Soros should S his D (as Bess would put it…).

  28. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:54 PM

    He looks so rosacea in that pic.

  29. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    Soros is in the photo, which is why you’re all noting that his D is both B and S.

  30. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:14 PM

    @25, great one! Fresh, well done.

  31. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    @23 that was stupid and inappropriate

  32. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    @Bess – Only two posts today!?!? We’d expect this lack of content from Kouwe, but not you…

  33. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    Here’s Hugh Hendry, giving Soros a sense of what he can expect:

    http://www.investmentpostcards.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hendry-pc1.jpg

  34. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    This is the dumbest group of comments ever. Half of you morons don’t even know who’s in the picture.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    @34 – George Soros is in the picture.

  36. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | June 24, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    @29/34:

    Damn, well that changes EVERYTHING.

    In that case, it is Soros who should be holding his BSD in his hands in the photo and saying to Hugh, “Blow me!”

    - Guy who doesn’t recognize George Soros’ picture

  37. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    Caption: “It’s 5 inches, but it’s thick”

  38. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    If you hold your mouse over the pic it will tell you who it is. I use this feature frequently to keep from embarrassing myself.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    @34 So that’s not Rodney Dangerfield???

    No respect…

  40. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    @38 = citadel fag

  41. Posted by Bess Levin | June 24, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    @32 blow a goat. then tally up the number of post I’ve done this week alone. probably 10X’s Kouwe’s career output. also, if you haven’t noticed there’s nothing going on today (furthermore more, I’m working on a story of utmost importance). having said that, if you’d like to get out there and make something happen that I can write about, that would be lovely.

  42. Posted by Anal_yst | June 24, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    @Pfluger

    While there are far more egregious errors you could have made, that’s pretty bad.

    – guy who hopes you won’t stalk his email and threaten to shout out where he works for pointing that out

  43. Posted by NakedShort | June 24, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    Awesome pic, I wish Tales from the Crypt was still on the air.

  44. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    @34 who is this george soros everyone is talking about?

  45. Posted by b2b MD | June 24, 2010 at 2:39 PM

    @37..thats why they call him “Tuna Can” George

  46. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:43 PM

    @45 they only call him that after he porks yo mama

  47. Posted by Z Kouwe | June 24, 2010 at 2:45 PM

    @41/Bess

    If it helps, I’m eating two dozen twinkies starting at 3:00 pm. Not a trading floor contest or anything. I’m just pathetic.

  48. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | June 24, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    @42:

    Though you may find this shocking, I really have never had a desire to see what Soros actually looks like. But now that I know, I wish I didn’t….

    So, little to no embarassment for that bit of ignorance. I was embarassed when I stupidly mistook a Warren Zevon song for an Elvis Costello song, and some poster pointed that out. There was no excuse whatsoever for that stupidity.

  49. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | June 24, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    Hey Anal, if I hold the mouse over your posting will it reveal your firm and name?

    @38/Help Desk Associate: do you know?

  50. Posted by guest | June 24, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    @48/Pfluger, He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Warren Zevon has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

  51. Posted by Anal_yst | June 24, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    @Pfluger

    Fair enough, he’s breathtaking, isn’t he?

  52. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    @Pfluger, It’s Help Desk MD, and it’s part time, dick.
    -38

  53. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    can we please talk about big al gore?

  54. Posted by sladd | June 24, 2010 at 3:01 PM

    ok…

  55. Posted by guest | June 24, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    Oh come on, 53, there are a lot more important problems than Al Gore to worry about. Sure, Al Gore is important, but there are more pressing problems at hand.

  56. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 3:08 PM

    Manbearpig, he’s out there. He must be stopped. I’M SUPER SERIAL!

    -Also, my penis is bigger than all of yours.

    Al

  57. Posted by Dick Fuld | June 24, 2010 at 3:12 PM

    Ok I blew a goat. Do we now get more posts? Just kidding. I made a former shareholder blow the goat.

  58. Posted by Pfluger the Barbarian | June 24, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    @50: Agreed. Nonetheless, it was utterly stupid of me to have made such a horrendous error, and to have befouled this fine blog with misinformation. Indefensible. At the time I apologized profusely for any confusion that may have resulted.

    When Zach began posting, my shame gradually lifted….

  59. Posted by guest | June 24, 2010 at 3:17 PM

    “a story of utmost importance” =
    - Cody announces engagement to NPH
    - Hard-hitting undercover piece on what *really* goes on in the Jefferies executive steamroom
    - A certain ice-devouring sex tornado reconciles with his psycho ex-wife
    - RBS set to post a profit
    - Largest Cocaine shipment ever intercepted, hidden inside frozen manatees
    - Rice?

  60. Posted by PermaGuest | June 24, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    Question- how many litres of gin does one need to consume in a week to get that beet red look going?

  61. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    Hi, Anonymous here, how did I get logged in as CoveredLong?

    Freaky.

    –not Covered Long

  62. Posted by HAM05 | June 24, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    george called, said he wants to play tummy sticks.

    weirdo.

  63. Posted by NakedShort | June 24, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    10,152

  64. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    @61, that happened to me the other day. i logged off and am now anonymous again…maybe that vicious animal liar beth can tell us if it is the spirit of malice on these bloggy interwebs that is making it all freaky…(would rather be making news, not lame comments, only not enough juice to make the squeeze)

  65. Posted by OptionsTrader | June 24, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    Haters are gonna’ hate. Keep doin’ your thing Soros.

    In other news god damn I love coffee futures. Daddy needs a new Patek and collection of Columbian hand-rolled cigars.

  66. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    @61, @64 – that’s happened to me too

  67. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 4:59 PM

    @61,64,66, so where and when are you guys holding the circle jerk?

  68. Posted by Bess Levin | June 24, 2010 at 5:06 PM

    @59 none of the above! you’ll see next week.

  69. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    I hope Bess is interviewing Liz Claman.

    ~Guy Who Hopes For Such Things

  70. Posted by OHHHHYEAAAAHHH!!! | June 24, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    bess…somehow work this into a post…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW4IiwmaYNk

  71. Posted by OptionsTrader | June 24, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    @70 The most ironic part of that link is that it uses ‘A New York Bestseller’ as a marketing tool. Yet Glenn Beck has frequently accused the NYT of yellow journalism, liberal-pandering, and bias.

    But if it makes money for you eh? Fuck it right?

  72. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    Anal_yst,
    What is it like knowing that you are famous at firms all over the city? And not in a good way. Any thoughts?

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