After ratting on his pals for insider trading, former Goldman analyst David Pajcin decided to hightail it out of town. (Most likely to his native Croatia, although we doubt he’s holed up with his underwear seamstress aunt.) But if authorities can find him, and you know the crack investigators at the SEC will, Pajcin will owe the government $28 million, according to a judgement handed down by U.S. District Judge Kimba Wood late yesterday.
Pajcin [left] must have thought someone was about to whack him because, had he stayed in the country, he could have paid $6.7 million and served no jail time. His ballroom dancing cohort Eugene Plotkin, however, is serving a 57 month prison term.
Back in 2006, the two ex-Goldman analysts were busted for trading stocks based on, among other things, prepublication copies of BusinessWeek magazine’s “Inside Wall Street” column and information leaked from a grand-jury probe involving Bristol-Myers Squibb. The scheme also employed a New Jersey mailman, an ex-Merrill Lynch analyst and a Wisconsin printing plant worker. Pajcin’s Croatian aunt also helped him trade the stocks through her brokerage account.
If you come across Pajcin, call the SEC. Or just post something on a porn website and they’ll probably find it.
“Or just post something on a porn website and they’ll probably find it”.
Nicely Done!
Kouwe, this was good! The hills are alive!
In Croatia, SEC come to you.
Kouwe, I’m one of your most abusive detractors, but this was great.
Keep this up, add one or two more funny tags and you’re golden!
P.S.
10,324.2
Almost mistook this for a BL post. Snark, embarrassing photo, relevant links? More of this, KowKow.
theres something about this post that makes me not want to punch you in the face
Should’ve tagged it with ‘SEC Batpornsignal’.
I was pulling for you and it was beautiful but “UUGGHHH!!” you lifted your foot. You lifted your foot!!! ARRGGHH!!!! It would have been perfect but you lifted your foot!!!
~Carrie Ann Inaba
Pajcin = OptionsTrader?
Mandy Drury looks hot as hell today
ZACKY!! YOU DID IT!! You’re so grown up now. Keep this up and I’ll stop setting fire to the voodoo doll i have of you.
We all know that Kouwe’s next post is going to seriously suck, right?
I was just able to get “logged in” as Zach!! How was that possible? And all those little red edit thingies were there? Tell your IT person that I’m not Zach and there’s a bug that might need fixin pronto.
@12, go back to your Bloomberg
3 – more like, in Croatia, it’s impossible to find indicted war criminals, not to mention a two-bit inside trader.
ZK stop looking at porn.
- Bess
$28 million in tax revenue = not relevant, unless it will buy a mile long cork. BHO
Uhhhhh….Suckers……Obviously Bess wrote this one. Kouwe you plagerizing mofo!!!!!
Am I the only one turned on right now? Can’t think because my … oh well, you get the idea. “Slavs in Singlets – Sling it Hard LXIX”.
whats the bounty on his head? I know “some people” in that part of the world who could find the “little snitch” and deliver him to a US airport of choice….for a price.
He wont be hard to find, either his CV will be sitting on a dozen Croatian banks HR desks, or he will start up some Financial Advisory in the region. Ex GS drop outs always do, and he’ll play on the GS part being on his CV thinking ignorant Croatian firms wont bother checking…
Lemme know and I’ll geddit done.
- Tony Soprano