• 23 Jun 2010 at 9:32 AM

Lisa Maria Falcone WILL NOT BE BROKEN

You can break her foot, sneaky Vespa bike, but you will never break her spirit, or sense of fashion.

At dinner at Phillips de Pury on 15th Street for the 2010 Party on the High Line and Summer Dinner, hockey player Sean Avery was wearing a short-sleeved shirt and black jeans with a chain coming out of them. (There was no air-conditioning in some of the auction house’s rooms, which had been decorated with greenery evoking the public park.) Mr. Avery wondered if he could sit down at his table alone. “There might be a rule in the etiquette book that we can’t sit,” Mr. Avery said. Slowly but surely, his dinner date, Lisa Maria Falcone, hobbled over on a pair of crutches. Historically, this is a big gala for Ms. Falcone. “I don’t get down to the High Line as much as I’d like,” she continued. “Especially with this injury.”

Ms. Falcone didn’t let an air cast get in the way of fashion, however. She was wearing a black Balmain jacket accessorized by a green pin that said “I Built the High Line,” a cream T-shirt by Generation Love and a pair of sparkling silver Balmain pants. But ah, the foot. Ms. Falcone said her husband surprised her with a Vespa. She misjudged it as a “mechanical bike,” and three minutes after she got on, she fell off.


From Edible School Yards To The High Line
[WSJ]

Earlier From LMF: Lisa Marie Falcone Dances Like No One’s Watching
Lisa And Phil Falcone Have A Pig Who Can Play The Piano

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 9:34 AM

    pig in a blanket

  2. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 9:34 AM

    I’m in love with a stripper….

  3. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 9:36 AM

    bess you’re working so hard these days. when are you going to replace Kouweird

  4. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 9:43 AM

    The beauty of Ms. L.M. Falcone and the thing that really, really attracts me to her is her “devil may care, but I don’t” attitude. That, and her sense of balance.

    –Mr. Phil Falcone

  5. Posted by Shatner | June 23, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    Lisa, check the brake line.

  6. Posted by NakedShort | June 23, 2010 at 9:52 AM

    Bite the curb

  7. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 9:58 AM

    I wonder where those stiletto heals have been ….mmmm….stilettos…

  8. Posted by guest | June 23, 2010 at 9:59 AM

    Reminds me of a joke about the village bicycle.

  9. Posted by Louis Winthorpe III | June 23, 2010 at 10:11 AM

    @8- Is the village bicycle kind of like a ZipCar?

    -guy who knows a thing or two about village bicycles but is very bored and would love for the joke briefer to explain to me what the “village bicycle” and how lisa resembles said bicycle

  10. Posted by derivative deviant | June 23, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    not for me…shes too sun wrinkled.

    Now onto more pressing matters, Bess darling, when are you going to report (or “out” the fact) on the rumour/fact that banks are spinning out their inhouse hedge funds (aka best prop traders), and setting them up as independant firms… thereby bypassing any potentially new laws that inhibit banks from trading prop capital. Its all been too quiet on that front for my liking, and banks seem to be able to make money from the “said” investment, and also from providing these “funds” with prime services… I think the crafty bankers are way ahead of any regulation coming their way… which is a bit like watching an elephant charge at you, whilst knowing that its blind and will miss you completely due to the fact you are standing on the otherside of the highway.

  11. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 10:17 AM

    Bessar, what ‘er ya wearin today, luv?

  12. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    She looks so Elon Musk in that pic

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 10:32 AM

    a Vespa and a Schwinn look nothing alike……

  14. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 10:37 AM

    LMF is a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart. She gives back to the city, is an attentive mother, and adores her husband, as he adores her. Make fun, but I assure you she is laughing all the way to the bank (and Balmain flagship store in Paris.)

  15. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    i’d grip those handle bars

  16. Posted by guest | June 23, 2010 at 10:45 AM

    @13 they all look the same upside-down.

  17. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 10:46 AM

    Women are the fucking rake. Phil will be spitting blood eventually.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 10:47 AM

    @14- Written by a typing pig.

  19. Posted by Anal_yst | June 23, 2010 at 10:50 AM

    @10

    Duh?

    @14

    Hey Phil.

  20. Posted by Anal_yst | June 23, 2010 at 10:51 AM

    Also, are you sure that’s LMF? I coulda sworn I saw that creature leaving Lucky Chengs a few weeks back.

  21. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 10:52 AM

    I just love the clothes, so fashion forward Lisa

  22. Posted by guest | June 23, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    You should never marry a woman you wouldn’t want to divorce.
    -Hungarian proverb

  23. Posted by JohnnyCage | June 23, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    @12 nice
    @14 gtfo you kouwe_lyst

  24. Posted by Gilbert | June 23, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    I like LMF

  25. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    Who is the boy in that dress?

  26. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    That old fable: “The kind hearted stripper”

    ” A fable is a succinct story, in prose or verse, that features animals, mythical creatures, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature which are … “

  27. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 11:19 AM
  28. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    Marry, fuck, kill; Kouwe, Michaels, Shazar?

  29. Posted by Jaan Adams | June 23, 2010 at 11:24 AM

    @14– I was thinking the same thing about Jocelyn Wildenstein– except for the adoring husband bit.

  30. Posted by ExtraordinaryPopularDelusions | June 23, 2010 at 11:32 AM

    so who here starting drinking at 9/10?

  31. Posted by nordsblatt | June 23, 2010 at 11:33 AM

    How old is she? Really????????? Her face is plastic 30, her knees are near 50.

  32. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    is that a dress or a weather balloon

  33. Posted by WTF | June 23, 2010 at 11:41 AM

    @30 – when you get a bit older, I hope, for your sake, that you’ll realize there’s nothing inherently wrong with 50 year old women, especially those who clearly take some care of themselves.

  34. Posted by Anon | June 23, 2010 at 11:44 AM

    She looks Mantastic!

  35. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!!

  36. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    now we know for sure that he is trying to get rid of her!

  37. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 12:16 PM

    # You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.

  38. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    @ 31- Either way shes’s hideous looking,and that bag she’s wearing, I’ve never seen something so horrid.

  39. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    Victoria Beckham?

  40. Posted by Spoiler | June 23, 2010 at 12:45 PM

    Given today’s football, I have had somewhere between 15-20 beers (hey, I work in credit derivatives, I can’t be expected to count) and I would still not fuck that with my dog’s dick. For the price of those shoes, I could buy 15 tranny hookers with more sex appeal, or enough Jim beam to make a hobo on the street corner look better than that.

  41. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    I like a woman whose every move says FOAD.

  42. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 1:04 PM

    @40 – that was a STRONG comment. Nicely done.

  43. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    @40 ftw

  44. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 1:26 PM

    @39 VB on meth

  45. Posted by JohnnyCage | June 23, 2010 at 1:28 PM

    40 /bow

  46. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 2:08 PM

    @ 40- Nice

    -38

  47. Posted by guest | June 23, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    @40 clearly, you belong in structured finance.

  48. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 3:18 PM
  49. Posted by 123 | June 23, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    I have to say, 1) her body is ‘uberskank,’ and 2) wtf, who in the name of all that is holy would choose that dress??

    I think I just threw up a little.

  50. Posted by 123 | June 23, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    Ah, I just read @40. I rescind my comments, and choose to agree with him. Kudos, 40, kudos.

  51. Posted by Leeon Talley | June 23, 2010 at 5:50 PM

    @48– Mon Dieu. Now was she just coming from that mechanical bicycle crash? She looks like wreck.

  52. Posted by Leeon Talley | June 23, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    Wow, Balmain can smell a sucker coming from a mile away. @40 objects to the shoes?! The visual injustice is in the jacket.

  53. Posted by Fixed Income | June 23, 2010 at 10:46 PM

    Lighten up someone’s first wife @ 14 or just a gay guy who is Lisa’s personal assistant (NTTIAWWT). We kid becuase we love that crazy broad.

    I suspect that in this story, Vespa is code for Sybian. Certainly any adoring husband gets that for his wife. Either way I bet she knows how to ride.

    – Fixed Income

  54. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 11:14 PM

    @19, @20

    shut the fuck kouwanal_yst

  55. Posted by Anonymous | June 23, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    she. looks. fucking. horrible…

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    @40 you are the man

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