• 29 Jun 2010 at 2:17 PM

Meredith Whitney On “The Problem With Citi”

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I mean, where to start? They’ve got some freaky ass rules in place that say their CEO to build the $10 million Zen Garden of his dreams, you’re not allowed to catch BJ’s on the company jet, and, most offensively, you can’t even have a discussion about putting a whiteboard marker in your underling’s ass over email. Strictly vis-a-vis financial reform, though, Citi’s only problem is that it’s not Goldman Sachs.

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Comments (13)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    …and Meredith Whitney’s only problem is she’s not Richard X. Bove

    –Richard X. Bove

  2. 2
    Posted by Mo's Carribbean shot girl | June 29, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    wow she looks like she was out hard last night…

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    She gets fuglier and fuglier every quater…when was the last time she did an interview on an Upday

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 2:35 PM

    Poppy Harlow gives me an upday if you know what I mean.

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 2:36 PM

    How about a little makeup, pussycat?

  6. 6
    Posted by Anonymous | June 29, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    Actually I think she’s held up rather well after a night full of backbreakers and clotheslines from hell.

    –the new executive assistant @ MWAG

  7. 7
    Posted by Jack B. | June 29, 2010 at 2:55 PM

    Elisha Cuthbert has really gone downhill. gross

  8. 8
    Posted by OHHHHYEAAAAHHH!!! | June 29, 2010 at 3:03 PM

    don’t touch it. dooon’t even look at it. don’t look at me either.

  9. 9
    Posted by Chez | June 29, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    “vis-a-vis” Honestly Bess, you’re brilliant.

  10. 10
    Posted by Lucy van Pelt | June 29, 2010 at 4:46 PM

    Strictly speaking it’s a blood funnel, not a tongue, but, yes.

  11. 11
    Posted by volatilitysmile | June 29, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    hot yoga helps me remain flexy for you, MW!

    from a structural perspective, I use props… and a game of offence is the best defence.

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 1:04 AM

    Bess

    Your slamming of everyone from you self-appointed throne is getting VERY boring and your site is seeing the wear of that as ‘clicks’ to Dealbreaker have plummeted from what I have been told. Thinking it is time to find a new editor.

    And Bess – don’t be a little baby and remove this post as it will only prove as usual that you can dish it out, but can not handle it yourself.

  13. 13
    Posted by Betamax | June 30, 2010 at 1:10 AM

    #12 are you Tony Robbins or something?

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