Some serious crystal balls on this one.

If he had, I don’t think he would’ve made the following prediction, or the even insanely ballsier one that some GS employees will leave the firm to start hedge funds.

“This is a prediction that is going to come back and haunt me, but I think that Goldman Sachs is doomed. I don’t think that in its current form it can survive. We could be looking at four to five years, but the proprietary activities will split off, those people will end up in their own hedge fund – that is if new regulation doesn’t forbid it anyway.” The PR problems, Lewis thinks, will just be insurmountable. “Their relationships with customers on every front are poisoned, and they can’t function as an investment consultant if they have this problem of honesty.”

The Scrooge of Wall Street who says we should blame Americans [CityAM via BI]

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Comments (32)

  1. Posted by guest | June 24, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    This fuckin’ guy.

  2. Posted by sladd | June 24, 2010 at 11:03 AM

    .

  3. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    If financial innovation is outlawed, only outlaws will have financial innovation.

  4. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    @1 Hi Lloyd thanks for gracing with the presence of your golden scrot.

  5. Posted by NakedShort | June 24, 2010 at 11:11 AM

    What does this have to do with my pension?

  6. Posted by Hamilton | June 24, 2010 at 11:12 AM
  7. Posted by Texashedge | June 24, 2010 at 11:13 AM

    “Their relationships with customers on every front are poisoned, and they can’t function as an investment consultant if they have this problem of honesty.”

    Unless they can get a hold of Herman the German and unload some shitty bonds.

  8. Posted by Fact Man | June 24, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    Gold > Crystal

  9. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 11:22 AM

    @8 Paper covers rock

  10. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    @9 Devil squid kills everything.

  11. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 11:36 AM

    I meant vampire squid. But devil squid are pretty bad, too.

    Bindi Irwin

  12. Posted by Dankston Hughes | June 24, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    @11, Exalt

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    some tell Woody Harrelson with a wig to shut his pie hole, you don’t talk badly about the chosen ones.

  14. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:26 PM

    as if he could afford a professional relationship with gs

  15. Posted by wow | June 24, 2010 at 12:37 PM

    if only i could have the piercing insight of guy who traded bonds for 10 months

  16. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 12:57 PM

    @15 nice

  17. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    @15, he didn’t trade anything, he was a salesman.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:02 PM

    17 here, @15, your point is taken though

  19. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    @15, 16, 17 how’s the new space at 200 west street?

  20. Posted by Lucy van Pelt | June 24, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    @19 It’s the largest masturbatorium south of Houston St., and it’s gotta be one of the poshest, but tasteful, of course.
    Hopefully this helps.

    - not 15, 16 or 17

  21. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    Michael Kouwis

  22. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 2:02 PM

    @10 It’s VAMPIRE SQUID

  23. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 3:09 PM

    “People who work on Wall Street lack a sense of their own absurdity.”
    “The first time I heard a British person say ‘learning curve’ I thought: ‘Oh my God, we’ve ruined these people.’ I was distraught watching us financialise you, it seemed like comedy and it seemed like tragedy. But I never get any sense that people in Britain associate all this with us. When they are thinking ill of the City, they don’t naturally hate us, and they should. I’m amazed that there’s not a movement in Britain to ban American banks, or Americans. I think we owe you an apology, and I’m surprised nobody has demanded it.”

    MICHAEL LEWIS IS A COMMIE!

  24. Posted by Finnegan | June 24, 2010 at 5:37 PM

    Lewis is talking nonsense. People always analyze the future based on what they think they see in the present, and they can’t even correctly analyze the present without their own biases and tunnel vision interfering with reality. Thus, half wrong in the present translates to completely wrong in the future.

  25. Posted by guest | June 24, 2010 at 5:56 PM

    @24 wait, what?

  26. Posted by Kiwi | June 24, 2010 at 6:31 PM

    Bindi Irwin reference is the one of the greatest posts I have seen on DB

  27. Posted by Anonymous | June 24, 2010 at 6:36 PM

    GS should hire Dash Riprock and Alexander to help keep their customers.

  28. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 3:23 AM

    @25 mere mortals such as yourself cannot understand.

  29. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 8:21 AM

    ha

  30. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    one more time

  31. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 1:48 PM

    Laugh at him now – but the next crisis in 10 years Goldman will be finished – no politican will help bail them out

  32. Posted by Anonymous | June 25, 2010 at 5:00 PM

    @31
    You give politicians to much credit my friend. They are all very stupid with very short memories.

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