Archive for June 2010

After ratting on his pals for insider trading, former Goldman analyst David Pajcin decided to hightail it out of town. (Most likely to his native Croatia, although we doubt he’s holed up with his underwear seamstress aunt.) But if authorities can find him, and you know the crack investigators at the SEC will, Pajcin will owe the government $28 million, according to a judgement handed down by U.S. District Judge Kimba Wood late yesterday.

Pajcin [left] must have thought someone was about to whack him because, had he stayed in the country, he could have paid $6.7 million and served no jail time. His ballroom dancing cohort Eugene Plotkin, however, is serving a 57 month prison term. Continue reading »


[via BI]
I only ask because she herself suggested there might be some bringing of pain in the break room later, following a debate they had on last night’s blown call. Erin thought it was no big deal and doesn’t get what people are getting so bent out of shape about. Mark felt a tad differently, and told EB her attitude about the whole thing is the reason “women shouldn’t be in charge of sports.” Erin did not seem to appreciate this! As is our wont, we’ve obtain some footage of the two settling this off-camera (watch for Matt Nesto in the background). Continue reading »

Opening Bell: 06.03.10

JPMorgan Fined Record $49 Million for Failing to Isolate U.K. Client Cash (Bloomberg)
An average of $8.6 billion wasn’t properly segregated by JPMorgan Securities Ltd. in an error that went undetected for seven years, the Financial Services Authority said in a statement today. As much as $23 billion of client money held by the bank’s futures and options business wasn’t put in separate overnight customer accounts between 2002 and 2009, the FSA said.

Hotshot Traders Leave Wall Street (WSJ)
Since political momentum began building earlier this year to limit trading for profit at Wall Street firms, traders have been exploring their options, and some have already left. Outside the banks, private investment funds looking for skilled traders have been gearing up for a hot talent market. Greg Lippmann, who left Deutsche Bank AG on Friday, is among the highest-profile examples of traders lately exiting banks. Mr. Lippmann, who helped Deutsche earn billions betting against mortgages, is starting a hedge fund with other Deutsche colleagues that will be called Libre Max, people familiar with the matter say.

Treasury Sees Options Available for AIG Repayments (AP)
Geithner praised the company’s decision to walk away from the Prudential offer. “AIG is now free to pursue a bunch of other options to help maximize the return, reduce any risk of loss to the taxpayer,” Geithner told reporters at the Treasury Department. “They have got a very strong management team, a much stronger board in place, making incredibly impressive progress frankly in restructuring that entity … putting us in a position that we can maximize the return to taxpayers as a whole,” he said.

Fitch First to Cut BP as Oil-Spill Costs Mount (Reuters)
“The downgrade of BP’s ratings reflects Fitch’s opinion that risks to both BP’s business and financial profile continue to increase following the Deepwater Horizon accident,” Fitch said on Thursday.

US Debated Probe Announcement (WSJ)
Inside the department, some officials feared that the threat of agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation looking over the shoulder of BP and others could hinder the work to plug the well, people familiar with the debate said.

The High Frequency Talker (NYO)
In 2003 he started M3, which he said he named after the idea of money cubed: “M cubed is a combination of strategy, structure and people.” Then he paused, and admitted he’d named the company after his car, an Imola red BMW M3 with black leather Continue reading »

Yet another South Florida mini-Madoff has been nabbed by the Securities and Exchange Commission for robbing unsuspecting investors out of their hard-earned cash. Luis Felipe Perez allegedly stole $40 million from 35 investors from 2006 through 2009 until his Ponzi scheme unraveled when he couldn’t find new investors.

Like the Florida grocery scam uncovered earlier this year, Perez promised investors lavish returns, as much as 120 percent, from investments in his jewelry business and pawn shops in New York. But, that’s not exactly what he did with the cash. Continue reading »

The fact that he believes the ratings agencies “are a sleazy business but owns them because they’ll make him a lot of money takes Buffett down three notches” in Chaz’s book. Three! Continue reading »

While he’s not teaching GED courses to fellow inmates, doing laundry for the child molesters in his cell unit and dreaming about vodka-pissing statues, Dennis Kozlowski is busy trying to repair his reputation. He’s given interviews to Morley Safer and other journalists and has been a model prisoner since he was convicted of fraud in 2005.

Koz is also, apparently, reading books about himself and now he’s suing billionaire Steve Forbes for what he claims are false and defamatory comments in in Forbes’ 2009 book “Power, Ambition, Glory: The Stunning Parallels Between Great Leaders of the Ancient World and Today … and the Lessons You Can Learn.” Continue reading »

Peter Nussbaum would like the record to reflect that this is just a costume Steve wears sometimes. He doesn't *actually* look like this.

For the July issue of Vanity Fair, Bryan Burrough has the second only on the record interview with Steve Cohen. Burroughs previously hinted that he was able to seal the deal with Steve due to the fact that it would offer Cohen’s wife, Alex, a highly coveted opportunity to be shot by Annie Liebowitz. And sure, that probably helped things (the billionaire secretly loves having his photo taken, and in another life had dreams of being a male model). But beyond that, it’s clear that Steve and his people were ready for some Real Talk. Sick and tired they are of being seen as recluses who keep themselves ensconced in a hermetically-sealed full body condom. Sick and tired they are of having people assume that underneath their clothes, they’re entirely covered in scar tissue. Sick and tired they are of the whispers, the rumors, the theories, that they’re control freaks who will never let go. SICK AND TIRED THEY ARE OF THE ASSUMPTIONS THEY DON’T SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU. Sick and tired they are of the nicknames. And so now, they’re opening up, like never before. ‘Cause they’ve got some things they’d like to clear up. A few things they want you to know, so you don’t just go making it all up on your own. Are you ready for this truth? This truth to be laid on your ass? Steve’s general counsel, Peter Nassbaum, will start.

* And it pertains to the photo above. “Steve has been characterized unfairly,” Peter A. Nussbaum, his general counsel says, “He doesn’t have two horns and a tail.” *** Continue reading »

Warren Buffett called rising prices on everything from houses to Internet stocks “a narcotic” that blinds people to all kinds of risks in the system. He suggested Moody’s, which was supposed to be watching out for these risks, simply took too much of the drug. But, shit, everyone was shooting up during the bubble.

“They made the wrong the call,” Buffett said. But he added: “The entire American public was caught up in the a belief that housing prices could not fall dramatically. “When your next door neighbor is making money very easily by buying a second home, you start thinking ‘maybe I should do that too.’” Continue reading »

The Pershing Square founder’s Ira Sohn conference presentation on “how to save the ratings agencies (and the capital markets).”

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Steve Cohen and the wife, Alex, maxing and relaxing in Greenwich, in their kitchen, which has a couch. Gotta say, this certainly looks comfy, though I’m partial to other positions.

[Annie Lievowitz/VanityFair]

Prosecutors are counting on recordings made by former Galleon trader Franz Tudor as key evidence against Zvi Goffer and other defendants in the wide-ranging insider trading case, new documents reveal. Continue reading »