Archive for June 2010

  • 10 Jun 2010 at 6:20 PM

Write-Offs: 06.10.10

$$$ Just putting it out there: Japanese women are seeking men who invest in government bonds, according to an advertisement being run by the Ministry of Finance. “I want my future husband to be diligent about money,” a 27-year-old woman says in an ad being run in free magazines promoting a fixed-rate, three-year note that Japan started selling last week. “Playboys are no good.” She’s one of five women featured in the page, which says “Men who hold JGBs are popular with women!!” [BW]

$$$ Lehman Probe Begins To Square In On Erin Callan [FBN]

$$$ Dear FCIC: Please Unleash The Internet On Goldman Sachs’ Document Dump [CNBC]

$$$ “Hi Bess:

I saw your post from Monday about Debrahlee Lorenzana, the woman who was fired from Citigroup for being “too hot.” Continue reading »

If she has to, she has to.

When you marry a rich man whose income affords you the opportunity to quit your job, it’s important to have a skill-set to fall back on in the event it turns out he’s running a Ponzi scheme. Luckily, Diane Passage, who was told by an SEC lawyer today that regulators will “oppose any attempt to unfreeze [her husband Kenneth] Starr’s crooked assets to cover living expenses for her and her 12-year-old son Jordan” has got some extremely monetizable skills as a former stripper. Continue reading »

So, about the 10 dudes who were arrested yesterday for running a boiler room operation in Manhattan that swindled some elderly Florida folks out of $12 million. One of the guys arrested, Steven Kimmel, (no relation to Jimmy) told investors he used to work at the Securities and Exchange Commission. Now, we’re not sure if this is BS or not and the SEC hasn’t commented. We talked to a few veteran SEC folks who said they’d never heard of Kimmel. But the FBI did note it in its press release. Continue reading »

May was the worst month for hedge funds since October 2008. The HFRX Global Hedge Fund Index lost 2.6 percent and Louis Moore Bacon got hammered. Not Boaz Weinstein. Yeah, he might have lost $1 billion at Deutsche Bank, but that’s old news. Boaz’s Saba Capital (Hebrew for grandfather) bucked the trend in May, up 1.6 percent for the month and 5.8 percent for the year.

Here’s some other winners and losers from May: Continue reading »


If this is in fact T’s on an S’s Twitter account, which it just might be.

Opening Bell: 06.10.10

US Faces ‘Severe’ AIG Losses (WSJ)
In a lengthy report, the bipartisan Congressional Oversight Panel concluded that the U.S. government, which owns nearly 80% of the insurance giant, is likely to “remain a significant shareholder in AIG through 2012″ and it is unclear if taxpayers “will ever be repaid in full.”

Goldman Sachs $2 Billion Hudson CDO Said to Be Target of Second SEC Probe (Bloomberg)
“The lawsuit is a misguided attempt by Basis, a hedge fund that was one of the world’s most experienced CDO investors, to shift its investment losses to Goldman Sachs,” Goldman Sachs said in a statement.

BP And Officials Block Some Coverage Of The Spill (NYT)
“We were questioned extensively. Who was on the aircraft? Who did they work for?” recalled Rhonda Panepinto, who owns Southern Seaplane with her husband, Lyle. “The minute we mentioned media, the answer was: ‘Not allowed.’ ”

How the United States Became a PR Disaster for Deutsche Bank (Spiegel)
Deutsche Bank’s tracks lead through the entire American real estate market. In Chicago, the bank foreclosed upon close to 600 large apartment buildings in 2009, more than any other bank in the city. In Cleveland, almost 5,000 houses foreclosed upon by Deutsche Bank were reported to authorities between 2002 and 2006. In many US cities, the complaints are beginning to pile up from homeowners who lost their properties as a result of a foreclosure action filed by Deutsche Bank. The German bank is berated on the Internet as “America’s Foreclosure King.”

Buffett Lunch Draws $700, 100 Bid as Pace Quickens (Reuters)
The auction on eBay generated 40 bids as of 4 p.m. EDT, with the highest bid rising from $200,100 on Tuesday and $51,000 on Monday. The names of bidders are being kept confidential by eBay, which began the auction on Sunday night. The auction ends on June 11 at 10:30 p.m. EDT

Bearded Women Challenge French ‘Boys Club’ Boards in Paris (Bloomberg)
“Is it really wise to allow women to define the strategy of a company, a task requiring intelligence, an ability to react and cool-headedness?” an activist of the feminist lobby La Barbe, or “The Beard,” said to the packed hall, taunting the French water utility’s board for having only one woman member out of 17. The activist didn’t want to be identified, in line with the group’s internal policies.

So This Guy’s Out There (TRB)
“I’m the guy who has spent the last 20 years of my life training inexperienced bushy-tailed day dreamers to become millionaires.” Continue reading »

  • 09 Jun 2010 at 6:22 PM

Write-Offs: 06.09.10

$$$ A World Cup Drinking Challenge [WSJ]

$$$ Neuberger Berman, proudly private, seeks an IPO [Reuters]

$$$ Economist Edward Hugh Gets His Close-up [Daily Intel]

$$$ Is a $20 bet too steep for entrance into a World Cup pool? Felix Salmon does the math. (The one I was going to do is $100…So I hope the answer is no.) [Reuters]

$$$ People Ask Ace Greenberg To Kill Their Deer All The Time [NYO]

$$$ Bill Thomas: “I hope people understand that no matter how much any Goldman Sachs spokesperson says that they’re working with us, they aren’t. Otherwise we wouldn’t have issued the subpoena.” [Bloomberg]