Archive for June 2010

Jamie Dimon has only narrowed it down to three (Doug Braunstein, Mike Cavanagh, and Heidi Miller) but Miller is seen as a front runner, due to the fact that she takes no shit, or prisoners, especially from JD.

“This is someone who has the capability of staring Jamie Dimon down, so that’s obviously served her well,” said Duff McDonald, author of “Last Man Standing: The Ascent of Jamie Dimon and JPMorgan Chase.” “The fact that he’s chosen her to take on this new and expanded role should surprise nobody.”

Two words: “More Macke.” Continue reading »

  • 22 Jun 2010 at 3:29 PM

Steve Cohen Sells Dandy

Edouard Manet’s “Self Portrait with a Palette” sold tonight in London for 22.4 million pounds ($33.2 million) with fees, a record for the artist at auction. The 1878 painting, showing Manet dressed as a Parisian dandy, rather than as a working artist, is a well-known highlight of the art collection formed by Steven A. Cohen, founder of SAC Capital Advisors LP. Cohen paid $18.7 million for the painting at Christie’s International’s 1997 auction of the collection of the Wall Street financier John Loeb. The seller wasn’t named by Sotheby’s.

[Bloomberg]

Rather, ask yourselves what you can do to help Mr. Musk during this rough patch. Because the PayPayl and Tesla founder, according to himself, has no money and it thisclose to turning tricks in order to get by. Continue reading »


First off, this is not some absurd idea we came up with on our own. At an event in London this afternoon, Fiona Laffan, Goldman Sach’s head of media relations in Europe said that the bank is tossing around the idea of 1) advertising on TV and 2) Blankfein appearing on Oprah’s couch. Continue reading »

You can! Provided you pay up– Bloomberg is auctioning off dinner with your choice of anchor in addition to a highly coveted “tour of the studio” (they’ll probably also let you ride their curved escalator while proffering the little factoid that it’s only one of four curved escalators in the world, if you play your cards right). Bidding ends at 1:30 today and is so far up to $225, with the “estimated value” placed at $1,250, which must mean you’re either eating Stephen Schwarzman-endorsed $400 crab claws or something huge happens after dessert (like you and Brennan go out and buy a hooker together).

Kevin Spacey is reportedly starring in a 24-esque film called Margin Call (also starring Demi Moore as a chief risk officer). Last week Spacey started researching the role at Citi’s downtown offices where he peppered the Little Viks with questions such as “What is it like to earn millions of dollars in one afternoon [which presumably garnered looks of confusion] and what about losing that amount” and “Is it possible to be good at what you do without liking the company you work for,” and by extension, your boss? Continue reading »

Opening Bell: 06.22.10

Orszag To Step Down In July (WSJ)
The president had wanted a decision from Mr. Orszag before the fall, when the administration will begin the arduous process of putting together the fiscal 2011 budget amid some of the greatest budget pressures in modern U.S. history. Mr. Orszag will also be marrying Bianna Golodryga, an ABC News business reporter, in September, and “restarting his life,” a person close to the budget director said.

JP Morgan Names Doug Braunstein CFO in Shake-Up (CNBC)
The bank announced a shake up to its management team giving new responsibilities for three senior members. Heidi Miller, head of Treasury & Securities Services, has been named President of International. Michael Cavanagh, Chief Financial Officer, will succeed Miller as Chief Executive Officer of TSS. Doug Braunstein, head of Investment Banking, Americas, will succeed Cavanagh as Chief Financial Officer.

Kerviel Could Have Forced Societe Generale Into Bankruptcy, Trader Says (Bloomberg)
The bank lost 4.9 billion euros ($6 billion) in the process of liquidating Kerviel’s accounts over three days in January 2008 as markets worldwide fell. The timing was “bad luck,” said Maxime Kahn, who liquidated the positions. “It was impossible to wait,” said Kahn, now head of European trading at Societe Generale. “There was a potential for the bank to go bankrupt.”

Moody’s: Spanish Banks Healthier Than Markets Think (Reuters)
“As long as the ECB provides the funding to keep the cost down … the Spanish banking system is not as bad as the current market seems to believe,” Johannes Wassenberg, managing director of Moody’s financial institutions group told reporters. Moody’s estimated Spanish banks have 108 billion euros ($133 billion) in bad debt of which 75 percent have been provided for by the banks.

Barclays chief says Lehman was a risk (FT)
BREAKING: “Our financial people had no idea there would be a gain on this transaction,” Mr Diamond said in a federal bankruptcy court in Manhattan. “We were taking an incredible risk at an incredibly risky time of the market.”

World Cup French “Revolution” Sparks Anger, Fear (Reuters)
Les Bleus’ troubled World Cup campaign descended into chaos on Sunday, when the players walked out of a routine training session to protest against a decision to expel star striker Nicolas Anelka for his foul-mouthed abuse at the coach. The French media rounded on the team, branding the players a bunch of overpaid brats who had brought shame on France. Many politicians saw something more profound in the revolt. “As far as I am concerned, the shipwreck of the French team tells us something about the weaknesses of France, of a model of society that is based above all on money, which is adulated,” centrist leader Francois Bayrou told RTL radio.

Feinberg Ramps Up Compensation Fund (WSJ)
In seven weeks, BP has written 31,000 checks worth $104 million to Gulf Coast fishermen, shrimpers and others whose work has been cut short by the spill. A team of nearly 1,000 clerks and adjusters are processing claims in 33 field offices from Louisiana to Florida. “BP deserves a fair amount of credit here,” Mr. Feinberg says. “This is the first time I know of where a company has implemented a whole process like this in the midst of an ongoing crisis.”

Showdown Over Strippers (WSJ)
With a three-story atrium at the entrance and state-of-the-art lighting and sound, Bazooka’s does about 60% of its business after midnight, Mr. Snow said. His dancers earn most of their money not on stage but from socializing and providing customers with “booth dances” that would be illegal under the new law because they usually involve touching. During these tough economic times, Mr. Snow said, crimping a legal business that backers claim employs about 3,000 people and brings in some $4.5 million of state sales taxes “makes no sense.” Continue reading »

  • 21 Jun 2010 at 6:47 PM

Write-Offs: 06.21.10

$$$ SEC Sues ICP Asset Management for Triaxx CDO Fraud [BW]

$$$ Lehman’s Fuld Asked Barclays Three Times to Buy Firm [Bloomberg]

$$$ Instant Inflation: Paging Sumner & Krugman [MoN]

$$$ Here’s a little FYI– if your boss has some awkward, massage/vibrator-based relations with a bunch of minors, and you try and sell that story, you’ll go to jail for the same amount of time. [MF]

$$$ ‘Wall Street’ For Sale [Daily Intel]

Last Friday, in response to Joe Kernen referring to Fox Business as a bunch of “wing-nuts” Charlie Gasparino recounted, on-air, the great times he used to have scaring JK in the CNBC locker room, by walking around in a towel and hinting at what could potentially be in store for his colleague. Today, for some reason, CG brought said towel on his afternoon hit, during which he cautioned his co-host to be careful, as the thing was “moist.” Stay tuned tomorrow, when viewers get a glimpse of Chaz’s favorite tube sock (the one he used to use while fantasizing about Sophia Loren and his mother’s meat sauce). Continue reading »

Goldman Sachs Mortgage Co., the lender to the owners of Florida’s Sawgrass Marriott Resort, failed to win bankruptcy court permission to take over and sell the company’s assets. U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Paul M. Glenn in Jacksonville, Florida, today denied Goldman’s request to lift the automatic stay, a part of the bankruptcy code that shields a company from creditors’ efforts to collect on its assets. Tiger Woods made his Feb. 19 apology for his marital infidelity at the TPC Sawgrass golf club.

[BW]