• 30 Jun 2010 at 3:50 PM

Russian Spy Anna Chapman Claims To Have Worked For Warren Buffett

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Which would potentially make The Oracle of O and Dr. Doom Eskimo Brothers. Which somehow makes sense.

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  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    not so hot in the cold light of day

  2. 2
    Posted by MisterB | June 30, 2010 at 3:52 PM

    yeah, ummm she should definitely stick to pictures

  3. 3
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 3:54 PM

    @1 – Agreed. She looks like a pile of kouwe. I am so disappointed…

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    dat roubini guy will pork anything

  5. 5
    Posted by Zachery Kouwe | June 30, 2010 at 4:00 PM

    In Soviet Russia cold light of day not so hot in you!

  6. 6
    Posted by sladd | June 30, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    Anna is one of the finance groupies.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:02 PM

    Photoshop works wonders…

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:04 PM

    In Soviet Russia, Warren Buffetts you!!

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:09 PM

    I would need to lather her in Boy Butter if you know what I mean.

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:10 PM

    She looks great. That voice, though, …

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    She sounds like a man.

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:13 PM

    @5 take a lap, that was terrible

    @8 well done

    -Yakov Smirnoff

  13. 13
    Posted by Anonymous123 | June 30, 2010 at 4:15 PM

    Finance folks are so bright and witty. Every second one is capable of taking the phrase “In Soviet Russia, X Y you!” and plugging in randomg things instead of X and Y.

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    @11, I was joking. You, however, …

    -10

  15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    I look to start up business in Internet.

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    @13 – dont be jealous

  17. 17
    Posted by Zachery Kouwe | June 30, 2010 at 4:20 PM

    @15 In Soviet Russia, Internet start up business in you!

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:21 PM

    @13 – In Soviet Russia, finance plug you!

  19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    Bess, next time you meet Nouriel Roubini, could you ask if she’s a natural redhead?

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous456 | June 30, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    It’s beyond bright and witty! It looks like everyone here has a window typist’s desk at 200 West!

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    @13 – In Soviet Russia, we good at Math so (X) You!

    If Y=You, Solve for X?

  22. 22
    Posted by Lucky | June 30, 2010 at 4:28 PM

    Aigh, a Rrussian Leprrechaun. Rarre sight, they arr!

  23. 23
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:31 PM

    Bess, Do you have an opinion on how Anna looks in her picture vs video?

  24. 24
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    Bess, I think any story involving Anna Chapman or any of the other Russian spies must have the tag “In Soviet Russia…”

  25. 25
    Posted by 007 | June 30, 2010 at 4:44 PM

    I predict this whole Russian spy ring thing is a farce by a group of losers bucking for a Reality TV show.

  26. 26
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    Who the fuck is this Autobot?

  27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous789 | June 30, 2010 at 4:48 PM

    On the bright side, it seems that Chaps likes to attend FDNY dinners.

    http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/06/30/note-to-moscow-911-is-secret-u-s-telephone-code/

    “I was at the head table,” said Thomas Von Essen, the former fire commissioner. “I don’t remember any flashy redheads coming over. I can’t imagine what classified information you could acquire at an FDNY Foundation dinner.”

    You can forgive the former FDNY commissioner for having high standards for what counts as a flashy redhead.

  28. 28
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    Could somebody please explain to me why Russian women feel the apparently irresistible urge to dye their hair a color that is somewhere between red and bright orange? It’s like the men from India with the bright orange beards, there’s some cultural factor here that I am simply not grasping.

  29. 29
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 4:53 PM

    Uncle Warren took her cuz he couldn’t have the other red-head Claman.

  30. 30
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 5:02 PM

    @28….I think its a Viking thing. Also, here’s a video of Gazprom’s risk manager explaining simple VaR machinations:

    http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/techno-viking-thriller/e77fdbe6e62734a3401ee77fdbe6e62734a3401e-67730604110?q=techno%20viking&FORM=VIRE7

  31. 31
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    @28– It’s the color of an industrial metal. There’s always some pecuniary reason.

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | June 30, 2010 at 6:04 PM

    Another video–she looks better at least:

    http://www.mediaite.com/online/sexy-russian-spy-video-interview-she-infiltrated-new-york-entrepreneur-week/

  33. 33
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 7:29 PM

    @32– Oh my gosh, did they leave her with just a tv and a video of “Working Girl” in a dark cell for a year to train for this? She is as convincing as an “investment banker” as Melanie Griffiths is. Oh god and all those buzz words she throws around. Very very painful to watch. Surely she mocks us.

  34. 34
    Posted by warren | June 30, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    ask her about a threesome with becky

  35. 35
    Posted by Anonymous | June 30, 2010 at 9:10 PM

    the closest she probably got to investment banking is IR. If a woman who wanted to be taken seriously had her mannerisms while talking business, she get hit on a couple times before she got annoyed by the advances, knowing that her audience had no professional respect for her.

  36. 36
    Posted by ridin'solo | June 30, 2010 at 9:17 PM

    gingers DO have souls!

  37. 37
    Posted by derivative deviant | July 1, 2010 at 3:26 AM

    In Soviet Russia, something hard in pants get you, Anya!

  38. 38
    Posted by d00d | July 1, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    this shit is straight up amateurish compared to back in the nkvd and kgb days, wtf guys

  39. 39
    Posted by Chuck Krug | July 1, 2010 at 9:55 AM

    ‘when legendary investors and celebrity economists maybe cross swords’. Great tag.

  40. 40
    Posted by Anonymous | July 1, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    please – spy? the only thing she was probably spying on is the size of mens err…wallets.

  41. 41
    Posted by EvilBuzzard | July 1, 2010 at 11:37 AM

    Rubed by Neurial and Buffeted by Warren, espionage is a tough rackett!

  42. 42
    Posted by the_jackal | July 1, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    i swear i’ve seen this girl before. she was a stripper at Ten’s, on 35 E. 21st street… she told me she had just graduated with a degree in finance from Baruch and was going to work at a boutique investment bank starting july.

    she spoke to me about comps and lbo models while rubbing her titties on my face.

    at the time, i thought that was really classy.

  43. 43
    Posted by Debrahlee Lorenzana's Burka | July 1, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    Netjets is owned by Berkshire so I guess by her reasoning we all work for …

  44. 44
    Posted by lemonband | July 6, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    fire puddy

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