“Is Greenwich ready for bestiality?”
This is not a rhetorical question and one that requires a serious answer. Is that answer:
a) yes, finally
b) yes, but more to the point, when has Greenwich not been ready for bestiality
c) no– we keep our sexual deviance related to whiteboard markers and scenarios involving being tied down and force-fed melted Milky Way bars through a funnel only, thank you very much.
d) write-in
Hat Tip to the New York Times for getting the conversation started.
d) Only with horses
- W. Noel
And a thousand collies all howled “NOOOO!” in unison.
LePetomane scrambled up off the floor, straightening his clothes and babbling. “I deny everything! It wasn’t my fault. I didn’t know what I was doing. They slipped me a Mickey, and I thought he was a Michelle. They doctored those photographs. I never met that woman, and the sheep is LYING!”
Erin will take this one. -DF
I routinely frequent Newark’s first all animal strip club.
@5 Animal customers? That’s ridiculous
What you call bestiality, I call a Saturday’s afternoon delight.
Dennis The Real Deal Kneale
@5 = Bestial Banker
Malicious animal liars!
Didn’t they find Dennis Kneale balls deep in his collie? Maybe with a bunch of Zimas on the floor and tissues of spunk/broken dreams?
Biff@9 If I said things like “hearted” I’d say it to you.
@10 no wait that was Zach Kouwe
yes; but only if the outcome of said bestial procedure strongly resembles the outcome of Allied bombing of Dresden.
- a guy who makes parallels between WWII and various fetishes
@10 – I am pretty sure that the collie was balls deep in Dennis Kneale.
-D. Kneale
Only if it’s consensual
When your worth billions, you run out of stuff to get excited about and animals are so cute.
-The Tudor
Rap that gerbil w/ Reynolds Bess.
Is bestiality similiar to DB crashing every other minute?
@18 You should subscribe as a premium member. It’s much better.
only if its missionary, in bed, with the lights off, you promise “it” doesn’t get on the collie, and she’s had a couple bowls of wine…
-miserably married in stepford
woof!
Those who mock God’s commandments shall surely pay…for eternity.
Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.
Amen
d) hey if you cant keep it in the bedroom at least invite the neighbors for a great show and after party/orgy!
@22 you know nothing of my work so stfu!
@2 FTW!
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