Chase bank will lose ample assets if it cans the “too hot” Debrahlee Lorenzana. Customers at the bank’s Williamsburg, Brooklyn, branch said yesterday that they’d take their business elsewhere if Chase fires her for talking about her lawsuit against her previous employer Citibank. “It’s bad and it’s not fair. She should be allowed to talk, and if Chase fires her, I will stop banking with them,” said Annie Borow, 79, of Bushwick.
This lady has gone way past her sell-by date.
jamie, you’ve been told! apparently
I would love to make a deposit in her branch.
Oh no Annie, don’t take your bingo money out of Chase…
“Chase bank will lose ample assets if it cans the “too hot” Debrahlee Lorenzana.”
“Cans”? Ha. I got it. What a pun! So, they’re having a canned food drive and using Debrahlee’s situation for publicity!
~Former Lehman Quant
can we start taking bids on how long it will be until she works in the adult entertainment industry?
official announcement by mid-July?
Full on Brazilian, or dangerous love jungle?
So it’s OK that male bankers get written up in Dealbreaker for “icing” one another either on company time or off duty so it’s OK to to be a banker and drink on the job (as was alleged of Mr. Lewis) but OH NO don’t be all hot looking and distract the drinking bankers. That would be wrong!!
No wonder bankers are such…well.. you know.
~Former Enron Trader
JPM should just pay her a nice 7 figure sum to go away now. That would essentially be the idiot tax assessed upon them for hiring a toxic individual. Save the firm even additional embarrassment and go back to business.
Day laborers are the new day traders.
@7: vajazzled in the shape of the puerto rican flag
no big loss.
Passed sell by date and starting to stink, bad.
Bess, when are you going to have an exclusive interview with her? Can you tape it?
Aye Carrummmba!
This is most definitely going to be a snuff film
My chick bad. My chick hood. My chick do stuff Ace Greenberg wish he could.
I’ve fired a few shots looking at those photos myself.
I thought Bess was referring to the shots I fired on the picture of Debrahlee I printed out earlier this afternoon.
PS @11 FTW
@3 FTW.
~Guy with sweet tea now on his keyboard
Isn’t Bushwick where the Notorious B.I.G. is from?
Question, how bad will the losses be from the 79 year old client taking her business elsewhere?
@10 – correct
@Kouwe – you suck
@Deborahlee – I’m sorry mam, this line is for bank customers only
Sorry Debrahlee, but the title of Barbie Bandit has already been taken. You need a new schtick.
Ms. “Borow” is going to close her bank account? Only in Williamsburg…
-ironic banker
@13 – what are you looking for, 9 year olds? LMFAO. You guys ain’t getting anything that looks like that. Closet you’ll come is the free pron on teh interwebzes. This chick is one of the hottest pieces to come around in a bit. Yeah, she’s a bit of a famehound, but with a bod like that? Hotter than 90% of hollywood, I’d say. Don’t hate because you can never have it, pricks.
@25 – Shut the fuck up Kouwe.
@26 I believe 25 was joking. CAN WE GET A JOKE BRIEFER IN HERE PLEASE?
@27 no
Agreed @25. These clowns know they go home sans pussy every damn night. They wouldn’t know wht to do with her w/ Chaka Zulu’s dick.
Yeah, you know all you fat fucks aint pulling in anything close to that little vajazzled biddy.
14 minutes and counting. . . .
Retail Financial Services in the HOUSE! What up bitches
@25–Fucking an idiot with an estimated 85% chance of having an STD is the new killing it?
@32 GTFO You Scottrade branch workers from Palm Springs. Git, Gitttt
@21 Agree…Considering the average 79-year-old consumer client is actually a drain on a bank’s profit (comes into the branch and uses a teller to deposit the monthly SS check, comes in every other day to withdraw $20), I’d say losing Annie is a win for JPM. I would like to see, however, Annie’s face while watching that video of Deb’s 2nd breast augmentation.
@25: You don’t get out much, do you?
@29/30 — This chick either already is or soon will be a prostie for real bankers, so the “fat fucks” here will be a phone call away from her festering vag, should they wish to fizzle that bizzle or whatever the fuck.
I tend to agree with chase. SHe’s yesterday’s news
Why does everyone keep calling us fat?
By Labor Day, she’ll be in at least Maxim, hopefully Playboy.
A pearl necklace would look nice on her neck line
Where is the lube?
-J. Tuckner
This would never happen at Ameriprise
If I was her, I would hire Tucker Max, Esq MD CFA. But that us just me.
-The Flagel
My ummm, dick is standing up, so … Can I write in here next time? Sorry
“ample assets”, “cans”, “bush-wick”… wow, i would expect this type of smut from the wall street journal, but not the nypost.