From the mailbag (of unfounded rumors):
“Matthew Simmons was on Bloomberg several days ago talking about nuking the BP wellhead to stop the leak, then was on the tape saying BP wouldn’t last through the summer. I’m now hearing that Simmons and Co. is putting a buy rec on BP. Also hearing also that Simmons and Co. sent out a letter to investors asking them to disavow anything Mr. Simmons has said recently.”
Is he pre-Alzheimer’s?
hell yes
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@3 dont know why, opens fine for me.
Hi all. Just got back from cleaning pelicans in the Gulf. Hope you all are well. Is Kouwe on vacation today or just away from his computer?–been trying to reach him all day.
–Greg
Wow…
See, another great writer being disavowed by his closest allies. You get the drift.
The leak isn’t fixed!!?? You’re Kouwe’d!
-The Donald
@1 I read the Fortune interview in which he said there’s a lake of oil “500 feet thick and a hundred miles wide” on the bottom of the GoM. Got curious and did the math: assuming said lake or plume was 5 x 100 miles, that would work out to something like 16 BILLION barrels of oil…
@1 That or he has Parkinson’s like Muhammad Carli
@1 aren’t we all?
Kouwe’s gone, check wikipedia
@12 I know where you work.
@13 I don’t know where you work
Bring back Muffy Shazzam!
@8 FTW!
Kouwe, stop being such a dick-chicken!
I bet Bess actually fired Kouwe because she was tired of the smell of his curry lunches stinking up the office.
-Guy who is tired of co-worker’s curry lunches stinking up my office space
Simmons & Co. should nuke Mr. Simmons to stop him from leaking statements.
Interesting how Pelosi was absent over the past two weeks , but back now flapping her gums about BP rallying and inciting the massses.
Seriously San Fran, we all know you are liberal city, but this
b!tch is the worst, is this all you really have to offer? I would rather Richard Simmons represent you.
There Will Be Blood 2: The Story of BP Zachery Kouwe and BP Oil Disaster
Matthew Simmons = Ethics Violation
oh no…mr. kouwe!
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/the-mr-bill-show/32837/
dudes, lose the Kouwe
- Kouwe supporter
@20 – What the fuck does Pelosi have to do with anything? Stop trolling the internet and get busy trolling the restroom you cock gobbling bathroom cum stain. You’re old number 1 homegirl Ken Mehlmen just moved into my building – I can’t wait to pound his conservative Christian ass.
-Anal_IST The Gay Banker
@25 trolls like you is waht makes blog like this more interesting. I did notice how your homsexual tendencies and paranoia bubble to the surface while you dream of c@ck. Get a life or a dildo for your man-gina.
25 HAS A MANGINA, MANGINA
@27 Is that a mango-flavored version of Orangina?
I love that stuff.
@26 – Really? Is that the best you got? You write like my Philippino man servant who is getting my home in The Pines ready for the weekend. I’m off to pound him in the ass, and enjoy the weekend. I’d suggest the same, but I know you just can’t let the whole Obama/Pelosi thing go. Toodles!
-Sgt Slaughter (The Gay Banker)
@27 – I’m a top. If you’re going to talk shit, at least get it right.
@28 – I love it too.
-Assness (The Gay Banker)
@25/29/30
you might be a top but i will fuck you til you love me.
M. Tyson
Matt Simmons is no longer officially associated with or employed by Simmons & Company International.
The only connection he has with his eponymous investment bank is that he was 1) the founder and 2) holds a powerless title of ‘chairman emeritus’
@28 what is the first word in mango?
@30 you would.
This commenter used to work for Simmons & Co, and I always enjoyed receiving firm-wide emails from Matt along the lines of “I’m on my yacht in the North Sea right now, and there’s a lot of activity…”
Matt’s official position on energy issues can be a bit peripatetic and his thinking unconventional, but he’s a really bright guy.
Well, it sure seems that BP’s stock will continue to deteriorate. A new Bloomberg report came out highlighting that BP may lose future U.S. leases.