The Defense Of “Too Hot For Citi” Chick We’ll Never Get To Hear

As previously mentioned, Debrahlee “I want to be tits on a stick” Lorenzana has fired her original attorney, Jack Tuckner on the “too hot for Citi” case. This may have been a mistake. As you know, one of the complaints made by Lorenzana is that her bosses told her she needed to wear dumpier clothes in an effort to not draw attention to her sweet ass and surgically enhanced cans. Specifically, Lorenzana says that she was told not to wear pencil skirts or stilettos. And while Tuckner may be the creepiest lawyer of all time, it turns out he has deep knowledge of this sort of footwear (and the other accoutrement that might fill out the ensemble), and how its presence in the corporate world can only enhance business, such as when a stilleto  is shoved up one’s ass. I’m not sure Lorenzana was aware of this information at the time she sacked Jack, who may have been her best shot at winning this thing.

In June 2008, Manhattan women’s-rights lawyer Tuckner was sued by his former office manager, Lisa Brockington, who claimed in court papers that he watched porn at his desk and wore a “slave” collar at work. Her suit called him a “self-described ‘testosterone-poisoned’ attorney with a penchant for bondage and sadomasochism who demeaned . . . the women who worked for him.”

Brockington, whom Tuckner hired after he represented her in a sex discrimination suit, alleged that Tuckner bragged of meeting his girlfriend on an S&M Web site and “disclosed that he is extremely into ‘spanking’ . . . the screensaver on Tuckner’s office computer included a photo of his girlfriend dressed as a dominatrix with Tuckner . . . kneeling at her feet.”

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65 Responses to “The Defense Of “Too Hot For Citi” Chick We’ll Never Get To Hear”

  1. guest says:

    Stuff like this happened at Skadden Arps all the time. It’s no big deal.

  2. Anal_yst says:

    You never heard the one about Vickle’s private “Zen Garden” aka “S&M Bondage Torture Chamber of Fun?”

  3. Anonymous says:

    This gentleman is HIRED!

    Meredith Whitney

  4. Anonymous says:

    Should be “scorching” tits.

  5. Zachery Kouwe says:

    My boss watched porn at her desk all the time, too. No biggie.

  6. Anonymous says:

    I am pretty sure Chaz already took Snooki’s stiletto up the old poopenshaften.

    /Associated Pressar

  7. anon says:

    hell yes

  8. Anonymous says:

    I wonder if JP Morgan’s coal traders have been distracted by it of late……

  9. Guest Of Bess says:

    Oh, come ON! Like the guy in the $3,000 latex suit needs anything from the girl who barely makes $3,000 a month.

  10. Anonymous says:

    What a pity. She and everyone else who thinks she’s hot needs to get a life.

  11. Wouldn’t the heel of a stiletto cause rectal tears, while inducing internal bleeding? Not a bad gig.

    -Hedge Fund Manager, $2.5BB AUM, 2008

  12. 10=infamous “Girl” of DB yore

  13. xyz70 says:

    @7 it’s not bess’s “reporting” on someone I don’t like. this site went downhill the minute the culture of finance discourse pop culture reference worsenation of human misery, because of guys (trash) like you, S&M and self esteem. It’s simply repellant. Malice.

  14. Someone who once met Soros says:

    10; Gay/Gay Banker wannabe

  15. Anonymous says:

    I said what what?

  16. can'tthinkanymorepenisstandingup says:

    Shoes say so much about a person.

  17. Anonymous says:

    !4- Nice try, though. I’m actually female, but thanks for playing.

  18. Someone who once met Soros says:

    Jack Tuckner = Jeff Gund-lack wannabe

    – guy who thinks everyone is a wannabe today

  19. Anonymous says:

    Come to Houston Debrahlee!! Lots of horny old oil and natural gas company execs will do your bidding.

  20. Someone who once met Soros says:


    Oh sorry, that changes everything then.

    10/17 Overweight CFA [F]

  21. Anonymous says:

    She strikes me as churlish, yet at the same time strangely girlish.

  22. Anonymous says:

    @ 16- Actually clothes do, ‘clothes make the man’

  23. over it says:

    fyi bess removes negative comments about her site. i posted that this site is a has-been like LSO as #7 and she removed it. she must know it’s true.

  24. Someone who once met Soros says:

    22 = Arki Busson

  25. Anonymous says:

    She seems to fit the type of person that I like to see at the Kincaid School.

    Houston-based “Rainmaker”

  26. Anonymous says:

    Kouwanal_yst loves him some Manolo Blahniks up the old arse.

  27. Louis Winthorpe III says:

    @20- Mean-spirited. Examine your culture of malice.

  28. Anal_yst says:


    Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

  29. Anonymous says:

    @23…I bet you hit “refresh” instead of “post comment”. I have done that from time to time myself. That said, you think too much of your post.

  30. Anonymous says:

    There is nothing better than having your anal cavity savagely penetrated by an 8 inch stiletto heal.

    Mr. Meredith Whitney

  31. can'tthinkanymorepenisstandingup says:

    @22 yes. But shoes and accessories, like a tasteful slave collar or the right pocket square, really express your personal style.

  32. Guest says:

    “creepiest lawyers of all time”?

    Bess, I’m afraid you have grossly underestimated his competition.

  33. WePrintMoney says:

    slow news story today here at DB.
    Anyone else think Bess has a striking resemblance to Barbara Streisand?

  34. Someone who once met Soros says:



    Related question is; does anyone think Kouwe bears a striking resemblance to kouwe?

  35. Tito says:


  36. Anonymous says:

    Bess looks like the actress from Weeds, not Barbara Fucking Streisand!

    —Now go get your shinebox.

  37. guest says:

    @33 just you, freak-show.

  38. Anonymous says:

    @2 Shut the fuck up kouwanal_yst.

  39. WePrintMoney says:

    i dont mean streisand circa 2010 (i dont know if she’s even alive) i mean circa yentil

  40. Anonymous says:

    We’re watching tranny porn right now!

    — The SEC

  41. Someone who once met Soros says:

    37 = Kouwe/Kouwes mom/Kouwes old anal beads that still have some affection towards him

  42. Bike says:

    @33 how about Blossom

  43. Anonymous says:

    @43 – Shut your filthy whore mouth before I smack it with my anal bead tail.

    /Guy who has made it

  44. Anonymous says:

    behavior like that is reprehensible. He should go out on his own
    worked for me
    -Jeffrey Gundlach

  45. Anonymous says:

    @41 I remember Rora Tanaka. Weird fucking chick. At a holiday party she came into the men’s room, took a shit standing up in one of the urinals and then called all of us faggots because we stopped to watch her.

  46. EvilBuzzard says:

    Ok, so aside from the fact that he watched porn at his desk, wore a “slave” collar at work had a penchant for bondage and sadomasochism, bragged of meeting his girlfriend on an S&M Web site, and is extremely into ’spanking’ what on Earth is the problem?

    A guy has to has enthusiasms. I’m just sayin’.

  47. EvilBuzzard says:

    Of course then she went one step down the food chain and hired Gloria Allred….Nothing quite says “Over” like Allred.

  48. Anonymous says:


  49. Anonymous says:

    DL quit bitching and escort already.
    id hit that bid
    -Dixie Normous

  50. Anonymous says:

    MIGGS ????

  51. Anonymous says:

    Googled a pic of bess. Not bad! I’d definitely tap that…

  52. Anonymous says:

    @53 Unless your name is Dan Loeb or Bill Ackman keep dreaming

  53. Geoff-UK says:

    @15: well done.

  54. Anonymous says:

    Bess, Debrahlee said “I want chu bi chew chits honor tic”. That’s what I heard.

  55. Airhead says:

    Bess, where did you get her Playboy Playmate style photos?

    I have a feeling that Bess and Debrahlee are best of friends.She let Bess opened her photo albums.Is the Diary worth sharing,too?

  56. Debrahleedonewrongbyaman again says:

    And anyone who actually believes Debrahlee fired Tuckner is as delusional as Debrahlee.

    Check out his website
    that addresses the lawsuit by Brockington, the case referenced by Bess, on the right sidebar in bold. Also notice all the blog entries on Debrahlee. Just another lie by Debrahlee about a man who she alleges has done her wrong.

    Only Gloria Allred would take a case of this trainwreck and continue to try to paint her as a victim. Both attorney and client are the victimizers.

  57. Anonymous says:

    @58 You are a dumb ASS to believe his website. He is a media seeking whore. It’s so easy to believe that one discontinued a case cause that’s what happens every single time a person settles. Duh! He can say that the case against him was discontinued because it was, once he paid her and he signed a settlement agreement. The parties then file a Stipulation of Discontinuance. That’s the legal way of doing things, shitforbrains. As for DL, even he admits she fired him. Get a brain.

  58. Debrahleedonewrongbyaman again says:

    Wow! So much anger. I agree he is a media seeking whore but so is she. And he does not admit to being fired by her, although he does admit to the reason for the change in attorneys had nothing to with Brockington. My comment was regarding Ms. Lorenzana’s statement that she was unaware of the Brockington case which is hard to believe considering her pictures and her “story”, before the video became public, are on this site–in fact, the first three posts are about Debrahlee, with pictures and videos of her talk show tour. You really expect someone to believe that she wasn’t checking that website, and all others, every day to find out how many commenters found her “too sexy”?

    By the way, Tuckner’s website says the Brockington case was dismissed–not discontinued. Elsewhere on the interwebs, Ms. Brockington’s attorney is quoted as saying the parties settled their case amicably. Many accusations went back and forth between both parties in the press and tabloids prior to the case being dismissed. Since neither you, nor I, have the details, such as if a settlement payment was made and why, I have chosen not to act like you and make wild accusations.

    I hardly believe you are an attorney or that you are well versed in legal proceedings–but go on and continue to pretend.

  59. Guest says:

    @60 I only had to read 1 line of your stupid paragraph to conclude that you need to fuck off

  60. Anonymous says:

    @60 TL;DR

  61. Anonymous says:

    @61 Which line?

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