Over the weekend, Debrahlee Lorenzana was warned by her new employer, JPMorgan Chase, to can it with the interviews re: being fired from Citi for allegedly being too hot to handle. Supposedly, the order came directly from the top. Defying James Dimon, Lorenzana and her lawyer, Jack “Get a load of these” Tuckner, appeared on a whole buncha talk shows, including the CBS Morning Show, where they were asked about being told to put a sock in it, and if they were worried Lorenzana was in danger of losing another job. Hell no they’re not. Sorry, but this isn’t about JPMorgan, this is about DL’s scorching tits and rockin’ ass, Tuckner essentially said, and you want to know something else? Dimon and his henchmen are “bullying” his client. If they want to fire her, by all means, go right ahead. Maybe manhandle her on the way out like he knows you’re just dying to. Jack will just add you to the list of banks he’ll be taking to the cleaners. Anyone else want to sack Lorezana’s exquisite breasts? Lloyd?
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@Bess — in re “sock” the s and c are so close together on the keyboard that just had to be a fat-finger error, right?
You’re so stupid Jamie. Sometimes when you win, you really lose, and sometimes when you lose, you really win, and sometimes when you win or lose, you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie, you actually win or lose. Winning or losing is all one organic mechanism, from which one extracts what one needs.
In my entire misogynistic life to date, I have never described someone’s tits as “scorching.”
I shall start doing so now.
I don’t think it is feh to criticize wimmin in bisniss simply because if theh iccent. There are minny femyle prifishinnels in bisniss todye who “delivuh” end are rynemikers for theh fumms. Jist because we have quality brists, clividge and bums –is will is liggs that “go up to theh”– doesn’t mean we gyve up brine mittuh and IQ to have ‘em. Puhips the bynkin blokes out theh in the wuld of finince shudd be eatin’ a bit more saltpeetuh?
~Thit’s “Ms. Drury” to You
New South Minhittin
United Stytes of Americar
@4 – Bravo! Wilcum Byak!
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And @6 is gone in 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . .
Jamie should get her on CNBC to pump his underwater coal positions to “da daytraders” in Joisey. They like those hotties and will buy anything they’re peddling.
@6 – my dick is colorblind.
She’s going to be in Playboy and I guarantee her labia will look like a deep fried roast beef sandwich
Ugh. Tired of this girl already. And she’s not too hot – probably just too stupid.
@2….i see what you did there.
what was #6 all about?
The street rumor is the she has signed up to co-star in the upcoming sequel, “Three Girls and a Cup”
L.B.
Jamie should make her wear the medieval armor on display in his office while she serves him coffee.
That hair tie on her right wrist never gets old.
Who….does …..#6…..work……for?
I’ll say it again. Debrahlee is a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab her to death and play with her blood.
@18 “Nobody Doesn’t Like Debrah Lee!”
I had not watched any of the videos until now. That voice. I went from 12 to 6 faster than Mike Mussina’s curve ball.
She is soo hot, I crave her. Jaime painted himself in a corner, now she might have two pay days coming.
Deborah call me…..
I would make a mess of her taco!
I give you taco flavored kisses….
Considering some of the other comments, how bad could #6 have been?
And will somebody, anybody, please send #4 “Anonymous” to the same place? Right away, please? Only a moron would try to write in ‘Strine with New Zealand spelling.
What the hell did @6 say if @18 post is allowed to stand?
@6, what was the orignal comment that it was removed?
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@23 is racist, please remove.
Snuff comments are OK as long as they are PC
This comment has been moderated.
I’m scared. So scared.
You are moderating too quickly. Slow down.
Moderate me next!!! Ooooh oooooh do me!!
Ive got moderation glue all over my face and hands
@25, Geoff-UK is right. If you are going to moderate, then start moderating.
Hard to believe, but this site has finally made me want to go to Business Insider. I didn’t think that could be possible, but there it is. Great work Zach and little Bessie. Mazel.
Watch it sister.
JD
Why are two midgets moderating the hell out of each other in front of 85 Broad?
further evidence supporting my thesis that puerto rican chicks should not be hired in non-secretarial capacities
@35 6 was moderated b/c he used a ridiculous racial slur, and I happened to see it, and I took it off. I don’t have time to be moderating all the comments. The real question is, what’s it like being the type of person who decides, this, this is the thing I’m going to get upset about (you cannot moderate a comment and not moderate them all!! it’s not fair!!) proceeds to gets his panties in a bunch over this ISSUE OF GRAVE IMPORT and then for the big finish boldly proclaims (on an anonymous comment board) “You know how mad this makes me? So mad going to Business Insider!” as though anyone gives a shit? Enjoy the slideshows.
PS: When your wife asks you what you did today are you planning on telling her, “gave these fuckers who were removed a single comment from their website a piece of my mind”? If not, can you at least think about it? I think she’ll really respect you for it.
She’s probably still on probation and won’t get severence. Let’s hope some rich banker swoops her up because she won’t be working in the industry again after that PR stunt.
that’s lenny dykstra’s bro
@39/35 Oh SNAP
@39 you can click “view as one page” now
also, show us your tits
It’s not racism, it’s realism.
- BHO
I’m serious this time.
Henry/@43: one page or slideshow, its still inane drivel
Bring Back Greg Michaels’ Mother.
@40 you don’t see her as more of a hedge fund type?
because #18 is an American Psycho reference
@40/48 I’d say she has a great future in PR (the industry not the place)
They are all pink on the inside.
Shady Sizemore
I am now moderating my own comments before I even comment.
Don’t argue, guys, I hate it when you fight.
Dealbreaker latch key kid
@25, 35 if you don’t pick up the reference @18 was making, you really have no business here
I pulled this woman from Zanzibar two nights ago. She said I was better than Dimon.
I Said I didn’t want salmon! I SAID IT SIX TIMES!!!
When I used to work at Oppenheimer, Meredith would moderate me by placing me in the Winter Garden, giving me a tail, and asking Merrill peeps to pet me. I didn’t mind any of this, which makes me feel as though I might be gay.
Might I be gay?
Bess, I know you have a rockin’ ass.
Kouwe Juice
@57 – Only if the tail was made out of anal beads and was inserted into your ass.
@39 Bess, you remind me why I adore you :)
Deborah, what no sex tape?
@35 Bess. You need to chillax homie, smoke a blunt, take a shot, eat a doubledown. Life is too short to get angry all the time at idiots. I can relieve your stress for you.
Deborah should work at SAC, anyone want to run a poll?
How are there not n00dz/sextapes of this broad yet?
who wants to make a bet Deborah is soon to be the girlfriend of a professional sports player very soon….
@64 – it would never work. alex puts down their flag
@48– Why would she settle for a hedge fund guy when she could land the Vice President at Morgan Stanley?
#4 This is a New Zealand accent you idiot
DB is going to live off this one for a good long time.
I hope she’ll get a chance to speak to the students at the Kincaid School in Houston.
~Guy Who Tries To Weave Old Dealbreaker Threads Into the Current Dealbreaker Thread
@62/65 Not a sex tape but pretty much destroys her case against citi:
http://www.veoh.com/browse/morelike/v19489738jfM4Nwrg#
2nd breast augmentation–shown, at 26. Grocery shopping in jeans to find perfect size to be playboy playmate–1/2 large honeydue
@64 “poll” or “train”?
@69: That was pretty funny! Well, at least we got it. Murray liked it too.
~Bret and Jemaine
Justice is blind even when you have scorching tits.
So what if she has had some augmentation?? I wonder how many male Citi or JPM/Chase bankers have visited this NY medical doctor for a certain kind of “turkey neck” condition on something that’s not their neck?
http://www.drwhitehead.com/
@72 the circle of fucking: she got fucked and had a kid, she got fucked again because the schmuck left her (couldnt imagine why), she is now fucking the dr. because her bank account is fucked and cant afford the new tits
@35/Melvin Gibson: I went to Business Insider for the first time last week and I have a renewed disgust for stupid people such as those who post there. The majority actually believed the BS spewing from DL’s mouth. You’d be perfect for BI.
Regarding the topic, I guess from this we’ve learned that some things in the banking industry are too big to NOT fail (tits and ass).
@76 Nothing is wrong with augmentation, especially to fix a problem or feel better about yourself. But her objectives were to look like Pamela Anderson and find a rich successful man. Seems like she found some sort of cash flow considering she has 5 closets full of designer clothes, while raising a child, and has managed to pay for plastic surgery. If she could do her job and act professionally, then no harm no foul. If she was using her position to find a sugar daddy, then her motivations while a “business banker” with access to customers’ financial information would not be ethical or professional.
@72 Wow, I underestimated the crazy in this bitch.
@72–wow, thanks for that. “I don’t care if getting bigger breasts would cause me to have back problems. I can just go to the chiropractor and masseuse.” Whole new level of crazy, that one.
@72 Bravo well done. 2nd augmentation at 26 agreed she’s a Ho Fo Sho.My money says she’s the Playboy christmas edition.
And Yes I still want to see those beauties.
Jesus, I can’t take more than 30 seconds of that accent. Her accent and general inarticulateness are her own worst enemies. I’d fire her just so I don’t have to listen to her talk.
Does her lawyer really think JPM can’t tell her to shut the fuck up or risk being canned? What an ambulance chaser.
@10 I’d like to make it look like a bulldog eat’in mayonaisse
@24. I am dinki di and appreciate @4′s comments and efforts to write in Strine. So what if he/she doesn’t get Strine perfectly correct. It’s pretty damned close and the comments funny. Unlike yours. Stop being so precious and get a life. Or, go fuck yourself.
Wait. Do both.
Q: Debrahlee, this is basically a case of he said, she said. They say you were fired because your performance wasn’t up to par; you say it was because of how you dressed.
A: Ummm I know is a he said she said but as as well I do have an recorded conversation of some of my colleagues admitting of the things that went ummm that that did happen at the crisis center. Due to they uhhh they still working at citibank they cannot testify or come forward due to they will be terminated they could lose their employment.
Q: Can you give me some examples of some of the comments that you would get from your supervisors?
A: Ohhh. your pants are too tight umm you cannot wear turtlenecks you cannot wear pencil-cuh penci pencil skirts because you draw too much attention. Umm that my body type was very different than my other colleagues and because of that they were able to wear such a list of clothing items but I wasn’t.
Q: So what did you say to them when they said things like that to you?
A: I my response I was in shocked, I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, especially because of with my two male supervisors having me in the room and I said to them are you’re saying you’re discriminating me you’re discrimating me because of the way I look because of the body my body shape but it’s ok for everybody else to violate the dress code
Q: They tell a different story, as you know. They’re not saying much, but, in April of 2009 there was a quarterly report that came out that said you were behind in your colleagues in monthly sales credit; in June you received a final notice saying that you weren’t bringing enough business. Is it possible that your performance wasn’t good enough?
A: No, no, not at all. Because of in the banking industry before you can even do any deposit accounts, consumer accounts, to opening you have to go in to training I requested numerous of time to be able to listen to finish my training so that I can open the consumer accounts which is another ‘portant of side of my business and there was always an excuse. There’s not it we’re short of staff we need you at the branch let’s focus on the business and.
Q: So you say that explains their so-called poor job performance accusations?
A: Exactly. And it was for months and months that I went on requesting you need to send me to training.
Q: Ok, so another bank did hire you, you’ve been working for Chase, and now they say that they don’t like you speaking so much about what happened at Citibank because it reflects poorly on the banking industry. Why are you risking yet another job to talk about this?
A: Well, I’ve been my whole entire life going through harassment discrimination and I tried the staying quiet and just get another job many times but it it came to a vicious uh uh pattern all the time and it never changed and this time I tried to decide to try something else you know now this time I’m going to speak out enough is enough.
Q: Mr. Tuckner, as her attorney, do you agree that she’s risking lose her job at Chase now by speaking out about Citibank?
A: Well, yes, but they’ve really given her no choice. She – talk about bullying – this is a bank now that says she’s done nothing wrong other than blemish the financial services industry by talking about what happened to her. Little Debrahlee Lorenzana speaking about her discrimination at another bank that has nothing to do with them and she’d performing well and she’s wearing the same clothing that she wore before at Citibank and they haven’t objected to it has now said to her even if she didn’t come on this show this morning she’s already in hot water because she violated their code of conduct just by talking about this. How about that for is a monolothic entity that is doing everything they can to silence her?
Q: You’re going to go after Chase as well?
A: If they fire her, absolutely, immediately.
Q: What’s your goal here?
A: My goal?
Q: Your goal, with these lawsuits, or this one lawsuit so far.
A: Basically for all the womans out there and everyone that has gone through harassment their whole entire lifes to say enough is enough. Not to be afraid.
She is paying her lawyer in creampies. Not the pastry.
Jimmy Cayne would never have fired her.
@24, I have just figured out your preoccupation with Kiwi spelling of Strine. You are a Kiwi or far worse, a closet fucking Kiwi.
In which case, I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
@72 Unbelievable find
“That’s what I want to be. Tits on a stick”
Oops
Whoever hired this broad after her fiasco with her first employer should be fired and beaten to a pulp.