Just go with it for a sec.
Let me ask you people something. If you were going to protest UBS, how might you do it? Stand outside the building chanting “UBS sucks”? Rent a helicopter and dump millions of 10-4′s on the roof? Smear a bunch of melted Toblerone bars on your shoes and track that shit through the lobby? Sure, if you were an unimaginative fuck, I guess you’d probably go with any one of those. Not Bauer Klemenz Marti. This UBS client wanted to think bigger. And weirder. More outside the box. He wanted people to say “This guy is fit for a straight jacket, we better listen to him.” Which is why after several months of threats and promises to do something about the unsatisfactory way in which he felt his money was being managed, he finally did it. This morning, he tied his pet bull to one of the bank’s branches in Grenchen and stayed there until 5:00PM. To send a message.
And while I see nothing wrong with this and support it in the extreme, I can’t at this time say for sure what what exactly that message was, or what Marti was trying to accomplish with Calu (that’s the bulls name). He may have had her make a “deposit” with the bank. He may have brought her there as commentary on the service (or lack thereof) he’s been getting. He may have threatened to embarrass the firm by committing an act of love that dare not speak its name unless his demands were met. I really don’t know his rationale, as all reports so far have been in German. Regardless, there’s one thing that we can all take away from this– this guy and his bull for UBS chairman/CEO.
A spokesman for UBS declined to comment.
Update: Even better than I thought. I honestly feel like this guy has a window into my soul. Nomination stands, provided he grows the pair necessary to execute.
Months ago, Bettlach Bauer Klemenz Marti had threatened that he would advance with his 1,000-pound bull “Calu” in the ticket halls of UBS…today Marti has made his threat that is partly true: he came with his bull, not a switch in the halls of the bank, but he chained to the heavy animal of the bank.
Muni vor der UBS-Filiale in Grenchen – Bettlacher Bauer Marti machte seine Drohung wahr [Grenchen]