Wall Street Journal columnist David Weidner has some choice words for Phil Angelides and the Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission this morning. In short, he thinks the commission is just spinning its wheels, issuing worthless subpoenas and basically sputtering out. Perhaps they should take up Debrahlee’s cause.

The commission is in full treadmill mode now, trudging the same ground over and over. It’s short of revelations, insight and fireworks. It meanders from one thoroughly worn-out topic to the next. Its investigators have come up empty in their search for a mythic smoking gun. Its hearings produce tired observations: ratings companies are conflicted, banks bet against their clients, lending standards were lax, incentives fueled reckless behavior.

Then there’s my favorite epiphany scoured from two days of testimony last month: a system of unregulated shadow banks — hedge funds, credit and finance companies, private equity — played a significant role. Next up: the commission will look into how oil may be fouling the Gulf of Mexico.

Washington’s Wall Street Inquiry: Boring, Buffeted and Bland [WSJ]

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Comments (30)

  1. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:55 AM

    Ooooh, BURN.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    Hey Kouwe, keep on fuckin’ that chicken.

    Your biggest fan,

    Ernie Anastos

  3. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:27 PM

    how about kicking Phil Angelides in his p#ssy…..

  4. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    @3 – Never kick a man in his pussy.

  5. Posted by trojan | June 10, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    rabble rabble rabble

  6. Posted by Survivalist | June 10, 2010 at 12:49 PM

    At least the Brits have the good sense to stand up and defend BP when the populist BS gets too extreme. How will BP pay for clean up costs if we boycott them and put them out of business? Our politicians want to kill corporate america, Wall Street and our economy to feed the mad populist beast. Marc Farber may be right that it is time to get some land away from the city and stock up on ammunition, seeds and fuel.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 1:00 PM

    Yes Kouwe, no.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 1:09 PM

    @6, So true. Are we all not to blame for the spill? As consumers are we not demanding this oil so that energy may be cheap for us to consume? Did BP really want this accident? I think not. They were unfortunate that it happened on their watch, but honestly it could have been XOM or someone else, statistically speaking.

    The politicians just plain suck. Did we not already subsidize affordable housing for the masses by our taxpayer funded entities FNM and FRE in the first place? Now we will get stuck with the bill in the end to clean up this mess, not only for bailing out FNM and FRE, but we keep piling more cash into them to support housing for the masses. And, as a Wall Streeter that tells me that housing is going lower due to artificial support = low rates. At the end of the day the regional job market supports local housing prices, and prices just plain ain’t gonna hold if this economy is stuck in a funk.

    The US risk / reward for business and capital is not as favorable as it should be due to government interference in the economy, which causes all sorts of unintended consequences. Did our founding fathers envision owning AIG and Citi? Of course this is an extreme view, but is government providing the necessary environment for businesses to grow and flourish?

    We are all so f#cked……are we the sheep or the herder?

  9. Posted by Someone who once met Soros | June 10, 2010 at 1:10 PM

    Shut the fuck up Kouwe

  10. Posted by NakedShort | June 10, 2010 at 1:12 PM

    I spilled the oil

  11. Posted by Charlie Gasparino | June 10, 2010 at 1:20 PM

    I have oil on my face

  12. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    @8 – You know what really sucks? Your mom. I banged her up the ass with a sheepskin condom. So I was both the sheep and the herder.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    A bunch of Brits spotted dumping Venti, Tazo Chai Tea Lattes in the Thames as we speak.

    Stop pushing the envelope, Obama. Stop protecting Halliburton.

  14. Posted by T HeyWord | June 10, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    You drink your milkshake.

  15. Posted by Michael, Gregory | June 10, 2010 at 1:40 PM

    Kouwe needs a swift kick in the ass!

  16. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    @12 you are a loser and if I ever met you I would kick your a$$ up and down Broad and Wall for all to see

  17. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large. And Grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn’t mean large. It’s also the only one that’s in Italian. Congratulations, you’re stupid in three languages…

  18. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    @12 Bravo

    @17 CAN WE GET THE JOKE BRIEFER IN HERE?

  19. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:16 PM

    @17 = Paul Rudd quote from Role Models. Its a funny line. I like angry Rudd.

    /guy who likes him some Rudd

  20. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    @16 – Bring it on you fucking pussy. Meet me in front of 60 Wall at 3pm. I’ll be big, black, and ugly as ever. I’m going to tear your shit up – like I did your mom.

  21. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:31 PM

    @20 i don’t see race

    not 16

  22. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:38 PM

    @12 and @20 – mother jokes are so 7th grade. Things must be slow in operations today, not enough tickets to book to occupy your time? Apparently you are not black, but you are a loser and a racist.

    Bess please block the troll using this isp, this person has no redeeming value on this site.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    Kouwe,

    Have you noticed by now that none of us care about the opinions of people who work at newspapers? Not even the slightest bit?

    If you can’t do, then teach. If can’t teach, then report. If you can’t even report, then just give your opinion on shit you know nothing about and hope people don’t notice you’re a putz

    You can’t even get people to forget you’re a putz

  24. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 2:57 PM

    Why does not everyone take a break, this Kouwe thing is getting old, give the guy a break.

    Remember when you were new in the office and every prick piled on there bullshit, except here it is done anonymously.

    Why not make the rest of today and tomorrow be nice to Kouwe day.

  25. Posted by trojan | June 10, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    @8

    you apparently have a newborn child’s grasp of the economic concept popularly known as “negative externalities”

    did our limey-hating founding fathers envision oil spewing across the deep south? do you think a rural-agriculturalist like Jefferson would have shrugged and said “enh, just the result of doing business?”

  26. Posted by ih8edjfkjr | June 10, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    @25

    No, he would have adorned his head with a feather and let a tear slide down his cheek. Possibly while sitting on a spotted horse.

  27. Posted by Anonymous | June 10, 2010 at 4:35 PM

    How many sham-wows would it take to clean up the oil spill? Bear in mind it’s machine washable, bleachable and lasts 10 years?

  28. Posted by Long Squeeze | June 10, 2010 at 10:18 PM

    @27 – according to my calculations, approximately 14.5. HTH, HAND.

    –Lehman Quant

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