I don’t want anyone to get too upset but yes, Dennis Kneale is off of Power Lunch. And while he’ll remain employed by the network, as a reporter covering media and tech, and seems to be in okay spirits (Kneale told us, “I had a ball co-anchoring Power Lunch, and I’m excited about my new gig. I’ve followed tech and media for many years. They may be the only two industries we have left that still dominate the world.”) he will have a little extra free time to devote to other pursuits. Having no idea what his hobbies are but maybe, I don’t know, having felt like you got to know him these last few years, anyone want to throw some suggestions out there?
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
He should open up a luxury kennel on the UES.
Now that’s a face I want to punch and keep punching until it’s a pulpy, bloody mess.
The doggies will miss him but have to clench tight because he may be stalking their streets.
He can spend more time attending Furry Conventions in Reno and Tampa.
Shop for new glasses perhaps
@4 – “Frames” Deb, “Frames”.
-The Framer
Perhaps he should stop masturbating with a hollowed-out cantaloupe while he bounces on an exercise ball – where he will eventually pass out in a circle of empty Zimas and tissues full of clown tears and broken dreams. Weird guy…
haha clown tears – you win homeboy
Business school?
East village anal bead tail purveyor.
co-host a podcast with cody willard and anal_yst
Willard is Kneale.
Kneale is Willard.
Play in traffic
Presenter at Crufts
Suicide
The nose and the glasses are one, no?
Dennis Kneale was the RBS of CSNBC.
He’s going to work on inventing a new punctuation mark and concurrently studying for the CFA
Gotta figure the anchorettes at CNBS got tired of working with this tool. Kneale is a pussy and I took him down on air.
I did not get caught blowing Larry Kudlow in the mens room.
@10 – you might have something there. Anal_yst, and thoughts? What do we need to make this happen?
- Guy who thinks Anal_yst, Kneale and Willard would be a strong threesome
That’s not Beaker’s picture.
Hey you fat fuckers, Kneale is the real deal.
I hear the Billy Mays’ gig has an opening.
I predict that he will file a lawsuit against CNBC for being fired for simply being “too hot.” He has documented proof that Sue Herrara constantly told him his pants were too short, and Mark Haines like to joke about rubbing their cans together.
MEMO TO STAFF:
The man pictured above is NOT to be let into the kennels unsupervised.
Thank you,
Veterinary Management
What is it about dog anus that gets me so hot and bothered? This is a cry for help.
It’s my collie and I’ll cry if I want to …
I ran a regression based on past outcomes of correspondent departures at major media outlets. Within a 6-sigma confidence interval, I predict Dennis “la perra” Kneale will be joining the dealbreaker team.
-former LTCM quant
Have transgender surgery to become a man.
He’s got a face for radio, and a voice for print media. With all that going for him he’ll be fine.
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Stunt double for Andy Dick
I could use a backup press secretary. Just keep him away from Bo.
his business propaganda comes from his back pocket, and puppet strings
DO NOT LET HIM ON FACE BOOK – may crack the screen
PcdQ93 Im obliged for the blog article.