$$$ Just putting it out there: Japanese women are seeking men who invest in government bonds, according to an advertisement being run by the Ministry of Finance. “I want my future husband to be diligent about money,” a 27-year-old woman says in an ad being run in free magazines promoting a fixed-rate, three-year note that Japan started selling last week. “Playboys are no good.” She’s one of five women featured in the page, which says “Men who hold JGBs are popular with women!!” [BW]
$$$ Lehman Probe Begins To Square In On Erin Callan [FBN]
$$$ Dear FCIC: Please Unleash The Internet On Goldman Sachs’ Document Dump [CNBC]
$$$ “Hi Bess:
I saw your post from Monday about Debrahlee Lorenzana, the woman who was fired from Citigroup for being “too hot.”
“I wanted to let you know that in 2003, Lorenzana appeared on PLASTIC SURGERY NEW YORK STYLE, a four-part Discovery Health series profiling the inner workings of America’s largest plastic surgery clinic, the Long Island Plastic Surgery Group. Lorenzana’s dramatic before-and-after transformation is chronicled, offering an intimate insight into her motivation to seek and undergo cosmetic surgery. On Saturday, June 12, Discovery Health will exclusively air the series in its entirety from 7 PM-11 PM (ET/PT), with Lorenzana’s episode airing at 9 PM (ET/PT).
Broadcast-quality footage and embeddable clips are available by request – let me know if you are interested.”
Bess = the energy sphere in Spiderman… continuing to gather strength at an exponential rate.
Write-Offs: http://nds-nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kouwe_%28huusvesting%29
Now what kind of shoes go with an orange jumpsuit? Louboutins? Givenchy? Roger Vivier?
This is why I love Bess. She has da hookups.
Now if she would only hookup with me…
So they’ve laid it out for you: “Erin Callan” / “probe” nobody’s gonna take it after 4 comments?
Erin Callan is the only one who probes Erin Callan. That is why she has earned the right to wear an anal bead tail and to wag it proudly.
Aw Chazza, if they can’t nab Fuld, they aren’t going to catch Pixie Girl. She’s got no accounting experience and she was only in the job for ~6 months.
But then again, if they are going after Fuld, the best one to put the full court press on to rat out Fuld is probably the one that can easily crack, especially if it’s on the hedge fund trading floor.
@5 I’d like to probe Erin Callan if you catch my meaning.
And by “probe” I mean, treat her like my secretary if you know what I mean.
And by “treat her like my secretary” I mean, repeatedly sodomize her.
Erin Callan, that is, not my actual secretary. Not so much.
Besides, I might get in trouble for that kind of thing.
Actually I’m not so sure how I feel about “probing” Erin Callan. She’s not really my type. But she does have a nice ass, though.
@8 She cries a lot. Not sure what she does when the giant sausage steams into view…
Can anyone recommend a top hedge fund in AKRON, OHIO?
I like it when women cry during the butt seks.
/Erin
Asian Woman dating mantra: Date Korean, Marry Chinese.
@10 no, which one are you inquiring about?
Hey you fat fucks, have a good evening.
@14 – you seem to have some sort of obsession. I suggest searching for “BBW” on Craigslist might be helpful.
Chief Administrative Officer resigned from Doubleline today. Chief Financial Officer left a month ago with no announcement.
Debra, got new job? Here!
I suggest Ms. Lorenzana to work as BP diver.She should bring a camera better than what they are using now for 24/7 coverage. She should appear in front of camera from time to time.
She may wear swim wear of her choosing.There’s no dress code to break only to get fired.
I’m sure she’ll get 100% backing from all male lawmakers.
12- is that a play on kappa to bed, delta to wed?
-1/2 wasp (strictly speaking, Mom was c), married to kappa (full wasp and reminds me of it)
Carney is an idiot and almost always looks like he just crushed an 8-ball. Whatever happened to getting to the facts rather then just holding a mud slinging contest? And anyone who says Goldman is just going way out of their way to be ridiculous with their “document dump” is probably misremembering how clueless these panels have generally been and so I can only imagine how ambiguous and misinformed their document requests were.
@13 In all seriousness isn’t(wasn’t) there a decent money management firm in Akron? Ringing bells somehow.