$$$ Dealing With A Toxic Resume [Fins]
$$$ Summer Bummer For Wall Street [Crain's]
$$$ Treasury Dept Undermining Key Derivatives Reform [HP]
$$$ CAA Negotiating $200M Investment From KKR: Partners Want To Cash Out Of Agency [DH]
$$$ Fortress President Mike Novogratz Talks Shop [Opalesque]
What kind of resume does CowWii have? I think Toxic doesn’t go far enough. Radioactive with a half life of 30 years?
His resume is impeccable. As for the plagiarizing and stalking, there’s still CNBC.
Bess Levin doing all the work on DB is the new killing it.
Being Zach Kouwe is what the subprime is in trouble _AND_ the new killing it.
What’s wrong with the interviewer’s voice is he retarded or something?
wow. Novo sounds like an idiot.
What is really scary is Zack knows where we all work. He downloaded the list before Bess popped him. And now he is sitting at home alone. On his couch, in his underwear, unbathed, unshaved, eating day old pizza and swilling beer. And the barking of his neighbors dog, who he calls “Sam”, is slowly driving him insane. And I heard he applied for a job at the Post Office today.
@7 – Don’t forget about wearing lipstick.
Nice shirt tool.
@8 – @ 7 here. Thanks. You are right. I forgot that. And he is also wearing nipple clamps. And pulling them slowly.
He was going to try testicle clamps, but he didn’t have any.
Testicles, that is.
@10
Confronted by Cow-we.
“Dealing With A Toxic Resume” given top billing just for Kouwe?
This Bess is a wry one.
Though Kouwe probably should not have been hired, still feel bad for people tossed out into this job market, in any industry. Just kind of sucks.
@14
fuck anyone who loses their job on their own, in this job market
No, fuck you @15 you fucking tool.
@14 – You are extraordinarily understanding, sympathetic and forgiving. Have you been receiving an excess of the Ping Jiang treatment?
@17/AB is it possible to have too much of a good thing?
Kouwe can just legally change his name and he’s good to go (although he’d probably just go and choose something like Fibber McSteals as his new name)
WORST SHIRT EVER