Before John Mack famously fired his gal-pal Zoe Cruz from Morgan Stanley a few years back, the two were best of friends. Peas in a pod. Bosom buddies. You get the idea. So it came as a bit of a shock when he decided to do the chivalrous thing by canning her because (choose one) a. (In some people’s estimation) she was to blame for the company losing a few billion dollars b. A lot of people disliked her and told Mack they would leave if he made Cruz CEO c. Mack had to blame either himself or Cruz for some losses and he chose her. d. She was, you know, a girl, and the boys didn’t like that. No one would have blamed her for proceeding to spend her days sticking pins in a Mack voodoo doll and/or keying his car. And while it’s entirely possible she did both those things right after getting the boot and prior to forming her own hedge fund, Voras Capital Management, at this point she’s apparently over it, and would actually like to give Mack, who she only refers to as “that prick” among friends and only before adding “I’m messing, of course”, a hand. Deal Journal reports:

Cruz recently gave a keynote address at a banquet at the Stanford School of Business. In October, she started her own hedge fund, Voras Capital Management, and says it was good to get the “shove” from her “comfort zone.”

“Not many leave the comfort of the known voluntarily. Most, including me, need a good shove,” Cruz told the mostly female group sponsored by the MBA Women in Management club. She added: “But these periods of being shoved outside my comfort zone were the ones that helped me grow the most as a person.” The third major “shove” she experienced was being fired from Morgan Stanley by her one-time supporter, company chairman and CEO John Mack.

She apparently did not mention Vikram, who some believe was influential in Cruz getting the boot. So it’s safe to assume His Jolliness he should continue watching his back.

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Comments (26)

  1. Posted by guest | June 16, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    So you’re saying, Anomymous & I have no reason to feel guilty about recent events?
    -guest

  2. Posted by Someone who once met Soros | June 16, 2010 at 2:29 PM

    The bitch deserved. She is lucky I didn’t stab her in the eye and fucked her in the cavity in which said eye resided.

    - Mack The “Motherfucking” Knife

  3. Posted by b2b MD | June 16, 2010 at 2:30 PM

    Mack fired her because she confused a Cleveland Steamer for a Tijuana Crime Scene….he was not happy …so “shoved” her from her “comfort zone”….

  4. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:34 PM

    I just sat wrong on a tennis racket and I am now blooding out my assness during a conference call.

  5. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    i would like to give her a push in her comfort zone

  6. Posted by CoveredLong | June 16, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    That’s a pretty hi-tech setup. Must be the same hardware DB IT used when launching the new site. Ba-zing.

  7. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    I thought is was cause she was too hawt?

  8. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:49 PM

    Was I the only person who read that as “… caning her?”

  9. Posted by Bike | June 16, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    She should have a picture of the MAC in her office with votive candles and be blessing herself everytime she passes his picture. I guess she’s still pissed that she had to cash her chips in at $50.

  10. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:50 PM

    Tim Geithner’s long lost twin sister?

  11. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    In this story, Bess = Mack, Cruz = Kouwe.

  12. Posted by chop | June 16, 2010 at 2:56 PM

    and this story is important because……….?

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:58 PM

    @12 because Bess decides what we shall read, never question Queen Bess. Go with it, remember the comments are the toppings!

  14. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    I would tap Zoe, but from her short haircut I think she only likes dark triangles….

  15. Posted by guest | June 16, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    Zoe was a fool, and Mack a bigger fool for promoting her into positions she had no right to be anywhere near. He fired her because it was either him or her. Easiest decision he ever made. The Lebanese Management style strikes again.

    Remind me why Mack is allowed to still be chairman at Morgan? What the hell has he EVER done to help the company. Does anyone think Zoe approved those trades without Mack looking over her shoulder. He was totally responsible for an $11 Billion loss!

  16. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    @15 – I don’t think you ‘get’ Dealbreaker. This is more about the malice than it is about the finance.

  17. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    i’d hit it. she is beautiful.

  18. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 3:53 PM

    Someone call Kenny Loggins, she’s in the comfort zone. No..wait, damnit! I get that song wrong all the time.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 4:24 PM

    Short Hair = Crazy B*tch. ALl she needs is those wild eyes with the 30 yard stare.

  20. Posted by Anonymous | June 16, 2010 at 4:32 PM

    @16 malance?

  21. Posted by Iced Tea | June 16, 2010 at 5:17 PM

    How does this hoe figure that after she loses $4B, she will then launch a hedge fund??? Take note Jerome, it’s soon time to launch your very own.

  22. Posted by A Rat | June 16, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    John Mack?

    All this time, I’ve been thinking Zoe Cruz owed her success to performing sexual favors for CEO Phil Purcell. Now, I find out it’s John Mack. I’ve got to stop getting my intel from Wikipedia.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2010 at 6:46 AM
  24. Posted by guest | June 17, 2010 at 8:28 AM

    @13 the chicken is the bun.
    -Ernie

  25. Posted by Anonymous | June 17, 2010 at 9:03 AM

    Her real last name is Papadimitriou. Jamie Dimon’s grandfather Ted Sr. changed his last name to Dimon from… Papademetriou.

    I’m not sayin’…

    I’m just sayin’.

  26. Posted by TGFBV | June 17, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    WTF? Is @12 questioning the wisdom of Queen Bess?

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